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Title: joke
Post by: mantagte on 03 August 2009, 10:00:25

For all Who Work With Rude Customers, shame WE
 can't  actually do this
 ! An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk
 attendant in Sydney some
 months ago for being smart and funny, while
 making her point, when confronted
 with a passenger who probably
 deserved to fly as cargo.
 
A crowded Virgin flight was  cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been  withdrawn from service. A
single attendant was rebooking a long line of
inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an
angry passenger  pushed his way to the desk.He  slapped his ticket down on the counter
and said, 'I HAVE to be on this
 flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.
  The  attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir.
 I'll be happy to try to help  you, but I've got to help these  people first, and I'm sure we'll be able
 to work something  out.'
The passenger was
unimpressed.. He  asked loudly, so that the passengers
 behind him could hear,
 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I
AM?'

 Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed
her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention
 please, may I have your
 attention please,' she began - her
 voice heard clearly
 throughout the terminal.
 'We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES
 NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.
 If anyone can help him
 find his identity,
 please come to Desk 14.'
 With the folks behind him in line laughing
 hysterically, the man  glared at the Virgin
attendant, gritted his teeth and said,
 F... You!' Without flinching, she smiled
 and said, (I love this) 
 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in
line for  that too.'

Title: Re: joke
Post by: nick v6 on 03 August 2009, 10:02:47

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :y

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Gaffers on 03 August 2009, 10:34:10

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Unfortunately many airlines middle and top management have lost their testicles when it comes to dealing with pr!ck customers like this and its the customer service Cabin Crew staff that have to pick up all the pieces.  >:( >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 03 August 2009, 10:53:05

The classic riposte will always be delivered in a calm and collected fashion  8-) 8-) splendid ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Gubz on 03 August 2009, 13:48:55

brillant!! :y

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Ghost on 03 August 2009, 14:03:56

Good one  :y ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke
Post by: waspy on 03 August 2009, 18:19:57

Love her style ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 03 August 2009, 18:22:46

Full marks to her!!  Brilliant response!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: joke
Post by: amigov6 on 03 August 2009, 18:45:11

Some things are worth waiting for!!!