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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 August 2009, 22:20:10
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My Mother-in-Law sent me yesterday.. on a Sunday as well ::)
A woman driving dangerously on the Motorway gets stopped by a Policeman. He notices she is very attractive so he pulls his trousers & pants down. The woman looks out of the window and moans, "Oh no not another breathalyser test!!!!
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My Mother-in-Law sent me yesterday.. on a Sunday as well ::)
A woman driving dangerously on the Motorway gets stopped by a Policeman. He notices she is very attractive so he pulls his trousers & pants down. The woman looks out of the window and moans, "Oh no not another breathalyser test!!!!
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:y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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A scientific survey has recently been carried out to discover why the head of a mans willy is bigger than the rest. Some researchers said to give a man more pleasure during sex, others to give a woman more pleasure, but the truth can now be revealed It's to stop his hand from flying off and smacking him right in the face!!
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Can't believe that lovely lady I met on Saturday sent you those ! :o :o