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Title: A Couple of Jokes
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 August 2009, 22:20:10
My Mother-in-Law sent me yesterday.. on a Sunday as well ::)

A woman driving dangerously on the Motorway gets stopped by a Policeman. He notices she is very attractive so he pulls his trousers & pants down. The woman looks out of the window and moans, "Oh no not another breathalyser test!!!!
 ;D
Title: Re: A Couple of Jokes
Post by: nick v6 on 03 August 2009, 22:22:48
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My Mother-in-Law sent me yesterday.. on a Sunday as well ::)

A woman driving dangerously on the Motorway gets stopped by a Policeman. He notices she is very attractive so he pulls his trousers & pants down. The woman looks out of the window and moans, "Oh no not another breathalyser test!!!!
 ;D
:y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A Couple of Jokes
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 August 2009, 22:24:09
A scientific survey has recently been carried out to discover why the head of a mans willy is bigger than the rest. Some researchers said to give a man more pleasure during sex, others to give a woman more pleasure, but the truth can now be revealed It's to stop his hand from flying off and smacking him right in the face!!

 ;D
Title: Re: A Couple of Jokes
Post by: Stokie Steve on 03 August 2009, 22:58:41
Can't believe that lovely lady I met on Saturday sent you those ! :o :o