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Title: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 August 2009, 19:06:38
Come on then, this will be interesting.  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
Post by: sassanach on 04 August 2009, 19:16:43
what? apart from the ability to drive?
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Post by: Welung666 on 04 August 2009, 19:49:41
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what? apart from the ability to drive?

and parrallel park :P
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Post by: Lazydocker on 04 August 2009, 19:59:00
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what? apart from the ability to drive?

and parrallel park :P
;D ;D ;D :P :P
Title: Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
Post by: Ghost on 04 August 2009, 20:09:34
Pull anything with a tow bar. apart from the car that was parked behind them
or Keep there eyes and mind on the road.
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Post by: mars on 04 August 2009, 20:13:04
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what? apart from the ability to drive?

and parrallel park :P

And read maps! ;)
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Post by: redelitev6 on 04 August 2009, 20:22:14
Throw a ball , just never looks right ! ;D
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Post by: Gaffers on 04 August 2009, 20:31:27
pee standing up ................................................................. (realises all the horrified looks) .............What?!  ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: Ghost on 04 August 2009, 20:33:42
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pee standing up ................................................................. (realises all the horrified looks) .............What?!  ::) ::) ::)

I wasnt brave enough to put that one down Lol ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
Post by: Marie on 04 August 2009, 20:38:45
service repair and maintain anything mechanical.........

opps some of us can and better then some men ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Marie on 04 August 2009, 20:39:16
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pee standing up ................................................................. (realises all the horrified looks) .............What?!  ::) ::) ::)

I wasnt brave enough to put that one down Lol ;D ;D



are you sure about that................ ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Ghost on 04 August 2009, 20:39:38
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service repair and maintain anything mechanical.........

opps some of us can and better then some men ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Good one  :y :y :y
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Post by: Debs. on 04 August 2009, 20:47:41
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pee standing up

 :o `Though many have tried.....

.....but not successfully :-[
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Post by: Ghost on 04 August 2009, 21:04:17
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pee standing up ................................................................. (realises all the horrified looks) .............What?!  ::) ::) ::)

I wasnt brave enough to put that one down Lol ;D ;D



are you sure about that................ ;D ;D ;D ;D


Well to much of a gentleman :y
Title: Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
Post by: waspy on 04 August 2009, 21:11:04
They can't scratch their nuts when they get up in the morning ;D
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Post by: Gaffers on 04 August 2009, 21:20:39
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pee standing up

 :o `Though many have tried.....

.....but not successfully :-[

speaking from some hazy experiences there Debs..?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
Post by: LJay on 04 August 2009, 21:22:39
Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
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Post by: amigov6 on 04 August 2009, 21:24:54
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
Women are obviously better at maths then!!!! ::) ;D
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Post by: Marie on 04 August 2009, 22:07:03
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 August 2009, 22:13:53
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D


Just yours.   ::) I dont snore, but then again, I dont roll over either.   ::) ::)
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Post by: doog on 04 August 2009, 22:22:17
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Come on then, this will be interesting.  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
have sex and a headache at the same time
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Post by: LJay on 04 August 2009, 22:30:05
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 04 August 2009, 22:46:05
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)


...perhaps not this one Ljay ::) ::)


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Title: Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
Post by: theowletman on 04 August 2009, 23:29:34
Understand the instructions and build flat pack furniture.We recently bought a 6 door, 10 drawer wardrobe, which came in 3 boxes and had over 70 components ( excluding the screws etc ), she asked the following question - " do you want your tea before or after you've built it ? This was at 5 o'clock!!!!!!!! It took me 3 nights and half a Saturday to build it.
Title: Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 04 August 2009, 23:32:08
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Understand the instructions and build flat pack furniture.We recently bought a 6 door, 10 drawer wardrobe, which came in 3 boxes and had over 70 components ( excluding the screws etc ), she asked the following question - " do you want your tea before or after you've built it ? This was at 5 o'clock!!!!!!!! It took me 3 nights and half a Saturday to build it.



 ;D ;D you have to laugh all the same  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
Post by: Ghost on 04 August 2009, 23:34:52
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Understand the instructions and build flat pack furniture.We recently bought a 6 door, 10 drawer wardrobe, which came in 3 boxes and had over 70 components ( excluding the screws etc ), she asked the following question - " do you want your tea before or after you've built it ? This was at 5 o'clock!!!!!!!! It took me 3 nights and half a Saturday to build it.

I got a big wall unit with 5 boxes it has 2 bouble doar parts a glas part tv part 8 drawers and small spaces up top was finished after 3 hours.
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Post by: theowletman on 04 August 2009, 23:37:40
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Understand the instructions and build flat pack furniture.We recently bought a 6 door, 10 drawer wardrobe, which came in 3 boxes and had over 70 components ( excluding the screws etc ), she asked the following question - " do you want your tea before or after you've built it ? This was at 5 o'clock!!!!!!!! It took me 3 nights and half a Saturday to build it.

I got a big wall unit with 5 boxes it has 2 bouble doar parts a glas part tv part 8 drawers and small spaces up top was finished after 3 hours.
Your'e either a joiner or Paul Daniels !!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Ghost on 04 August 2009, 23:37:48
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)


...perhaps not this one Ljay ::) ::)


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJa9chvkRdg[/media]

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Title: Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
Post by: LJay on 05 August 2009, 21:28:28
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)


...perhaps not this one Ljay ::) ::)


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJa9chvkRdg[/media]

Not quite what I had in mind Zulu!!!!
Title: Re: Things That Women Cant Do That Men Can
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 05 August 2009, 22:59:43
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*

is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)


...they are very useful things Ljay (I'm told)


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