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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mr Skrunts on 04 August 2009, 19:06:38
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Come on then, this will be interesting. ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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what? apart from the ability to drive?
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what? apart from the ability to drive?
and parrallel park :P
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what? apart from the ability to drive?
and parrallel park :P
;D ;D ;D :P :P
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Pull anything with a tow bar.
apart from the car that was parked behind them
or Keep there eyes and mind on the road.
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what? apart from the ability to drive?
and parrallel park :P
And read maps! ;)
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Throw a ball , just never looks right ! ;D
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pee standing up ................................................................. (realises all the horrified looks) .............What?! ::) ::) ::)
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pee standing up ................................................................. (realises all the horrified looks) .............What?! ::) ::) ::)
I wasnt brave enough to put that one down Lol ;D ;D
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service repair and maintain anything mechanical.........
opps some of us can and better then some men ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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pee standing up ................................................................. (realises all the horrified looks) .............What?! ::) ::) ::)
I wasnt brave enough to put that one down Lol ;D ;D
are you sure about that................ ;D ;D ;D ;D
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service repair and maintain anything mechanical.........
opps some of us can and better then some men ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Good one :y :y :y
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pee standing up
:o `Though many have tried.....
.....but not successfully :-[
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pee standing up ................................................................. (realises all the horrified looks) .............What?! ::) ::) ::)
I wasnt brave enough to put that one down Lol ;D ;D
are you sure about that................ ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well to much of a gentleman :y
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They can't scratch their nuts when they get up in the morning ;D
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pee standing up
:o `Though many have tried.....
.....but not successfully :-[
speaking from some hazy experiences there Debs..? ::) ::)
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
Women are obviously better at maths then!!!! ::) ;D
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
Just yours. ::) I dont snore, but then again, I dont roll over either. ::) ::)
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Come on then, this will be interesting. ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
have sex and a headache at the same time
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)
...perhaps not this one Ljay ::) ::)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJa9chvkRdg[/media]
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Understand the instructions and build flat pack furniture.We recently bought a 6 door, 10 drawer wardrobe, which came in 3 boxes and had over 70 components ( excluding the screws etc ), she asked the following question - " do you want your tea before or after you've built it ? This was at 5 o'clock!!!!!!!! It took me 3 nights and half a Saturday to build it.
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Understand the instructions and build flat pack furniture.We recently bought a 6 door, 10 drawer wardrobe, which came in 3 boxes and had over 70 components ( excluding the screws etc ), she asked the following question - " do you want your tea before or after you've built it ? This was at 5 o'clock!!!!!!!! It took me 3 nights and half a Saturday to build it.
;D ;D you have to laugh all the same ;D ;D
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Understand the instructions and build flat pack furniture.We recently bought a 6 door, 10 drawer wardrobe, which came in 3 boxes and had over 70 components ( excluding the screws etc ), she asked the following question - " do you want your tea before or after you've built it ? This was at 5 o'clock!!!!!!!! It took me 3 nights and half a Saturday to build it.
I got a big wall unit with 5 boxes it has 2 bouble doar parts a glas part tv part 8 drawers and small spaces up top was finished after 3 hours.
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Understand the instructions and build flat pack furniture.We recently bought a 6 door, 10 drawer wardrobe, which came in 3 boxes and had over 70 components ( excluding the screws etc ), she asked the following question - " do you want your tea before or after you've built it ? This was at 5 o'clock!!!!!!!! It took me 3 nights and half a Saturday to build it.
I got a big wall unit with 5 boxes it has 2 bouble doar parts a glas part tv part 8 drawers and small spaces up top was finished after 3 hours.
Your'e either a joiner or Paul Daniels !!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)
...perhaps not this one Ljay ::) ::)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJa9chvkRdg[/media]
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)
...perhaps not this one Ljay ::) ::)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJa9chvkRdg[/media]
Not quite what I had in mind Zulu!!!!
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Yeah, but, we can multiple orgasm!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :-*
is it just mine or do all men have to stop once they have orgasmed mine rolls overs and starts snoring!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
Thats where your vibrator comes in!!!!! ;) ;)
...they are very useful things Ljay (I'm told)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN7h0SEdofw[/media]