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Title: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 August 2009, 19:05:44
Come on then, this will be interesting.  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: nick v6 on 04 August 2009, 19:23:27
men can multi task
like yourself posting the same thread twice ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Welung666 on 04 August 2009, 19:49:01
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men can multi task
like yourself posting the same thread twice ;D ;D

The same but subtly different  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: nick v6 on 04 August 2009, 19:51:50
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men can multi task
like yourself posting the same thread twice ;D ;D

The same but subtly different  ::) ::)

i should of gone to spec savers 8-) ;D
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 August 2009, 19:52:31
CDant see any point in mixing the 2.

just looking forward to certain members comments.   ::)
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Welung666 on 04 August 2009, 19:54:54
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CDant see any point in mixing the 2.

just looking forward to certain members comments.   ::)

You and me both ;D Although I've posted on the other one  :-[
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Debs. on 04 August 2009, 19:57:06
 ;) Enjoy it over and over; again and again! ::)
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Welung666 on 04 August 2009, 19:57:50
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;) Enjoy it over and over; again and again! ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Gaffers on 04 August 2009, 20:32:18
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;) Enjoy it over and over; again and again! ::)

What?  I dont get it?  What ever do you mean Debs?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Lazydocker on 05 August 2009, 08:11:02
Can't help but notice that there are very few posts on this thread ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: waspy on 05 August 2009, 08:21:43
Wear skirts :-X :-X Unless you're north of the border ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: theowletman on 05 August 2009, 08:42:02
Make a proper Sunday lunch for all of the family, every week, and not complain. Put a hot iron down on a 3 day old carpet, put a hot frying pan down on a UPVC window sill, use a tumble dryer when the sun is shining. Is that enough ladies ?
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: The Red Baron on 05 August 2009, 09:28:57
leave the mig in drive without the handbrake on & get out. hmmmmm :-?
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: unlucky alf on 05 August 2009, 11:17:09
women can talk for half an hour without taking a breath :o
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: bob.dent on 05 August 2009, 11:31:12
Go to the toilet together.  ;D
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Ghost on 05 August 2009, 11:37:28
Understand a woman
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 05 August 2009, 11:39:50
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Understand a woman


Best yet.  ::)
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: moggy on 05 August 2009, 12:17:46
Bleed for seven days without dieing ;)
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 05 August 2009, 12:21:51
Listen..........
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 05 August 2009, 12:27:32
Be women!!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Simples!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Beverley on 05 August 2009, 13:08:41
1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they’ll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.

2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.

3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn't count either, boys.

4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.

5. Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.


Bev :y
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Welung666 on 05 August 2009, 14:03:22
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1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they’ll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.

2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.

3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn't count either, boys.

4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.

5. Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.


Bev :y

Very true Bev, although I've never used a GPS or SatNav and regularly stop and ask for directions if I'm unsure where I'm going.
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Bourne on 05 August 2009, 18:54:55
They can do that thing where they wrap a towel around their head when they get out of the shower. How do they do that? it always falls off when I try!
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Debs. on 05 August 2009, 19:23:05
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Bleed for seven days without dieing ;)

 :-[ Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww! :-[
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: JK on 05 August 2009, 19:47:34
I asked my wife that question and she said "not a lot" , then thumpt me , thanks for that ---JK :'(
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: moggy on 06 August 2009, 12:43:00
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Bleed for seven days without dieing ;)

 :-[ Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww! :-[
Sorry Debs bit crude i know :-X
Title: Re: Things That Men Cant Do That Women Can
Post by: Ghost on 06 August 2009, 12:49:40
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They can do that thing where they wrap a towel around their head when they get out of the shower. How do they do that? it always falls off when I try!


I was wondering were my stapel gun whent Lol