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Title: Oh dear!
Post by: dbug on 07 August 2009, 02:45:22

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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Post by: theowletman on 07 August 2009, 06:53:50

Early signs of dementia perhaps ?

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Post by: feeutfo on 07 August 2009, 07:09:35

did they name the tune?....a new form of pub quiz... your a genius. :-)

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Post by: waspy on 07 August 2009, 08:24:13

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: elitekev on 07 August 2009, 08:27:07

me and the missus are sat here with tears streaming down our face with laughter ;D ;D

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Post by: Lazydocker on 07 August 2009, 08:41:33

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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Genius ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Ghost on 07 August 2009, 10:03:39

you put your foot ( or fart ) well and truely in it there mate :y

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Post by: Chris_H on 07 August 2009, 11:29:12

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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Yikes!  Was it classical music? :D

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Post by: MikeDundee on 07 August 2009, 11:35:48

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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Yikes!  Was it classical music? :D

Classical s**** ;D

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Post by: Toby on 07 August 2009, 11:39:42

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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Yikes! Was it classical music? :D

Classical Gas... ;D

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 07 August 2009, 11:51:05

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y