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Title: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Vamps on 07 August 2009, 21:04:55
Away for a week leaving me and my 17 year old step son Home Alone.......... :y :y :y

Had to cook my own tea though.... ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Big Fra on 07 August 2009, 21:06:58
Thank f*** goodness!

For a second there I thought they had walked out the door permanently.

So, you've got an empty then?

Bail in! ;D :y
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 07 August 2009, 21:09:19
Friiday
Saturday . . . .Freezer meal
Sunday      . . . . Freezer meal
Monday     . . . . Chippy
Tuesday   . . . . . Indian Take away
Wednesday    . . . . Chinese
Thursday     . . . . Pizza Delivery


All sorted


You were complaining you needed to put some weight on.  ::)
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Stokie Steve on 07 August 2009, 21:39:19
Great... you can leave the toilet seat up, leave the lid off the toothpaste, watch the 10 minute free-view on those channels with high numbers & leave your boots in the middle of the living room (for no reason other than you can)   :y

Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Vamps on 07 August 2009, 21:42:30
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Friiday
Saturday . . . .Freezer meal
Sunday      . . . . Freezer meal
Monday     . . . . Chippy
Tuesday   . . . . . Indian Take away
Wednesday    . . . . Chinese
Thursday     . . . . Pizza Delivery


All sorted


You were complaining you needed to put some weight on.  ::)

Something like that.......... :y
It also means I can cook the things that I like, first on the list for Saturday will be Liver and Onions..... :D :D :D
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 07 August 2009, 21:50:05
Urgh!!! liver and onions....I aint coming round for tea 2mora mike..... I`ll poison meself with my own cooking instead.... :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Vamps on 07 August 2009, 21:54:57
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Urgh!!! liver and onions....I aint coming round for tea 2mora mike..... I`ll poison meself with my own cooking instead.... :D ;D ;D ;D

Just for you I will put some lots of bacon in....... :y
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 07 August 2009, 21:58:07
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Urgh!!! liver and onions....I aint coming round for tea 2mora mike..... I`ll poison meself with my own cooking instead.... :D ;D ;D ;D

Just for you I will put some lots of bacon in....... :y


Love it.   :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: miggcddave on 07 August 2009, 22:02:22
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Great... you can leave the toilet seat up, leave the lid off the toothpaste, ;D :o ;D watch the 10 minute free-view on those channels with high numbers & leave your boots in the middle of the living room (for no reason other than you can)   :y

Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Welung666 on 08 August 2009, 00:45:02
Mmmmm liver and onions, I'll be there! I'll bring some black country home made faggots as a trade ;) :y
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Vamps on 08 August 2009, 00:47:48
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Mmmmm liver and onions, I'll be there! I'll bring some black country home made faggots as a trade ;) :y

Not sure what they are, but have an open mind.... :y
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Welung666 on 08 August 2009, 00:48:56
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Mmmmm liver and onions, I'll be there! I'll bring some black country home made faggots as a trade ;) :y

Not sure what they are, but have an open mind.... :y

Mr. Brains Faggots? Surely you've heard of those?
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Vamps on 08 August 2009, 00:51:00
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Mmmmm liver and onions, I'll be there! I'll bring some black country home made faggots as a trade ;) :y

Not sure what they are, but have an open mind.... :y

Mr. Brains Faggots? Surely you've heard of those?

Rings a bti of a bell, but not sure what they are :-/
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Welung666 on 08 August 2009, 00:55:09
http://www.tesco.com/superstore/xpi/5/xpi50150805.htm
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 08 August 2009, 02:57:42
Mmmmm on ya way up there drop us some faggots chips and peas off plz..... ::) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 08 August 2009, 10:29:57
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Mmmmm liver and onions, I'll be there! I'll bring some black country home made faggots as a trade ;) :y

Not sure what they are, but have an open mind.... :y

Mr. Brains Faggots? Surely you've heard of those?



mmmmm, yummy, had some on wednesday, hadnt had some for years..  Now they have been mentioned again I might have somemore today.  2 lots still in the freezer.   :P :P :P :y :y
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Welung666 on 08 August 2009, 10:43:32
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Mmmmm on ya way up there drop us some faggots chips and peas off plz..... ::) ;D ;D ;D

It's faggots, chips and grey peas round here :P
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 08 August 2009, 11:00:00
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Mmmmm on ya way up there drop us some faggots chips and peas off plz..... ::) ;D ;D ;D

It's faggots, chips and grey peas round here :P


...what's the grey peas Welung?
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Welung666 on 08 August 2009, 11:03:31
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Mmmmm on ya way up there drop us some faggots chips and peas off plz..... ::) ;D ;D ;D

It's faggots, chips and grey peas round here :P


...what's the grey peas Welung?

Like it says on the tin, they are grey coloured peas, have a google for Groaty Puddin' ;) :y
Title: Re: SWMBO and Miss Vamps have gone
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 08 August 2009, 11:26:49
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Mmmmm on ya way up there drop us some faggots chips and peas off plz..... ::) ;D ;D ;D

It's faggots, chips and grey peas round here :P


...what's the grey peas Welung?

Like it says on the tin, they are grey coloured peas, have a google for Groaty Puddin' ;) :y


...thanks Welung, have taken a fancy to the Grey peas and bacon :y :y