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Title: MORNING SEX
Post by: dbug on 11 August 2009, 22:23:00

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day..'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'

Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 11 August 2009, 22:24:54
funny dbug ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  but of course totally unrealistic as men cannot keep it going long enough for the egg to even start boiling!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: maria on 11 August 2009, 22:25:04
Brilliant one  ;D ;D
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: maria on 11 August 2009, 22:25:39
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funny dbug ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  but of course totally unrealistic as men cannot keep it going long enough for the egg to even start boiling!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
thats so true lizzie ;D ;D
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Vamps on 11 August 2009, 22:25:55
PMSL.......... :D :D :D
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: webby23 on 11 August 2009, 22:26:40
Sexist comments...............

lol

 :y
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: maria on 11 August 2009, 22:28:36
 Even so but it's so true webby ;D ;D
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Vamps on 11 August 2009, 22:29:41
 :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: webby23 on 11 August 2009, 22:30:36
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Even so but it's so true webby ;D ;D

lol

Maybe you just choose the wrong guys maria...........!!!!

 :y
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 August 2009, 22:31:24
Brilliant Joke.   ;D ;D ;D



Ladies, I feel disapointed for you,     :-X   
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 11 August 2009, 22:31:43
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Even so but it's so true webby ;D ;D

lol

Maybe you just choose the wrong guys maria...........!!!!

 :y


Well if that is so, so did I then!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Big Fra on 11 August 2009, 22:34:08
Only Ostrich eggs get eaten in my house! ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Plomien on 11 August 2009, 22:36:25
That explains why the eggs are always hard boiled in my house never a dippy egg ;)
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Vamps on 11 August 2009, 22:37:59
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That explains why the eggs are always hard boiled in my house never a dippy egg ;)

Nice try but bet the girls get the upmanship on this one......... :-X
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: dbug on 11 August 2009, 22:39:45
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Even so but it's so true webby ;D ;D

lol

Maybe you just choose the wrong guys maria...........!!!!

 :y


Well if that is so, so did I then!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Personally never found a problem with hard boiled eggs  ;)
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: miggcddave on 11 August 2009, 22:40:12
ill have to try that one in the morning .. hard boiled or soft  :o :D
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 11 August 2009, 22:48:02
There's an answer for most things ::) ::)


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR05CK0ocow[/media]
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 11 August 2009, 23:22:32
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That explains why the eggs are always hard boiled in my house never a dippy egg ;)


That's probably because she has got fed up with the lack of prolonged action and rushes out with you forgetting to turn off the eggs in time!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Plomien on 11 August 2009, 23:30:50
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That explains why the eggs are always hard boiled in my house never a dippy egg ;)


That's probably because she has got fed up with the lack of prolonged action and rushes out with you forgetting to turn off the eggs in time!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
:-[ :-[ :P ;)
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Pete Elite on 11 August 2009, 23:37:28
Boiled eggs for breakfast :o I should be so lucky :D.
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: amigov6 on 11 August 2009, 23:37:55
Morning sex is a quickie....spooning....she's still half asleep....get a bollocking...nuff said!!!!! ::) 8-)
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: hoj on 12 August 2009, 00:26:05
Some men go longer than others
Some men are longer than others
What it the saying Its the woman that maketh the man
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: LJay on 12 August 2009, 10:30:30
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Morning sex is a quickie....spooning....she's still half asleep....get a bollocking...nuff said!!!!! ::) 8-)

Why are men convinced that we won't notice if they just roll over and slip it in??? :-? ::)
Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 12 August 2009, 10:48:45
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She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day..'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'



 ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: MORNING SEX
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 12 August 2009, 12:07:51
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Morning sex is a quickie....spooning....she's still half asleep....get a bollocking...nuff said!!!!! ::) 8-)

Why are men convinced that we won't notice if they just roll over and slip it in??? :-? ::)


Yes Ljay, good point! :y :y  It is strange how they seem to imagine that :D :D :D :D ;)