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Title: Sex again
Post by: dbug on 11 August 2009, 22:50:48

Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini-van when
suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh, big boy,
whip me, whip me!"



Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not
have any whips on hand but, in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window,
snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both
collapse in ecstasy.



About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are
starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one
look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?"



Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy [let alone that
she allowed the kinky boy to whip her] eventually admits that, yes, she did.


Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so because, in
all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst case of van aerial disease
that I've ever seen."

Title: Re: Sex again
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 11 August 2009, 22:54:58

 ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Sex again
Post by: mantagte on 11 August 2009, 22:56:24

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sex again
Post by: Vamps on 11 August 2009, 23:05:44

 :D :D :D

Title: Re: Sex again
Post by: miggcddave on 11 August 2009, 23:11:54

 ;D ;D :D :y

Title: Re: Sex again
Post by: Jimbob on 12 August 2009, 07:12:45

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

didnt see that one coming  ;D

Title: Re: Sex again
Post by: Tonka. on 12 August 2009, 07:24:51

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Sex again
Post by: JK on 12 August 2009, 08:30:23

its a beauty, love it  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Sex again
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 August 2009, 10:27:52

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sex again
Post by: Ghost on 12 August 2009, 11:17:39

Nice one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Title: Re: Sex again
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 12 August 2009, 12:05:03

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Sex again
Post by: Ziad on 12 August 2009, 15:30:51

 ;D ;D ;D Damn good un matey  :y

Title: Re: Sex again
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 12 August 2009, 18:31:03

good stuff :y :y