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Title: Couple of crap but funny jokes
Post by: Del Boy on 15 August 2009, 16:30:11
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me something smells.

What starts with P ends in E, and has thousands of letters in it?
Post Office.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him.

 :D :D :D

Title: Re: Couple of crap but funny jokes
Post by: STMO999 on 15 August 2009, 16:34:47
Quote
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me something smells.

What starts with P ends in E, and has thousands of letters in it?
Post Office.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him.

 :D :D :D


Crap but funny? 50% right.
Title: Re: Couple of crap but funny jokes
Post by: mantagte on 15 August 2009, 16:53:46
very funny ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Couple of crap but funny jokes
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 15 August 2009, 17:15:25
 ;D ;D ;D very good, Del :y :y :y
Title: Re: Couple of crap but funny jokes
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 15 August 2009, 17:30:14
The simple ones are usually the best!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: Couple of crap but funny jokes
Post by: waspy on 15 August 2009, 17:35:11
Quote
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me something smells.

What starts with P ends in E, and has thousands of letters in it?
Post Office.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him
.

 :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Couple of crap but funny jokes
Post by: Ziad on 15 August 2009, 18:12:02
 ;D ;D ;D

Loved it LSG  :y