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Title: Women
Post by: Big Fra on 16 August 2009, 01:05:40
Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y

Title: Re: Women
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 16 August 2009, 01:09:07
C-3PO would win I reckon ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Nickbat on 16 August 2009, 01:10:54
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


No it doesn't, but "Making love to Cameron Diaz" would not go down too well!  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 16 August 2009, 01:12:33
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


No it doesn't, but "Making love to Cameron Diaz" would not go down too well!  ;) ;D ;D


I am sure Cameron would do just fine  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Nickbat on 16 August 2009, 01:14:08
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


No it doesn't, but "Making love to Cameron Diaz" would not go down too well!  ;) ;D ;D


I am sure Cameron would do just fine  ;D ;D ;D


Doh!

Here comes a sleepless night!  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Big Fra on 16 August 2009, 01:15:03
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


No it doesn't, but "Making love to Cameron Diaz" would not go down too well!  ;) ;D ;D


I am sure Cameron would do just fine  ;D ;D ;D

Bawdeep? :-? 8-)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Richie London on 16 August 2009, 09:37:33
when in the pub with my x if i turned my head and looked one way my x would do the same, or if i looked at another woman across the room it would be whos that ol slapper. but if i spoke to another woman she would be by my side holding my hand quicker than a porsche on nitro  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Kevin Wood on 16 August 2009, 10:53:30
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C-3PO would win I reckon ;D

Naah! His limbs keep falling off... ::)

Kevin
Title: Re: Women
Post by: LJay on 16 August 2009, 11:53:53
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 16 August 2009, 12:01:59
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D

Absolutely right Ljay!! :y :y :y :y :y :y

Who in their right mind wants to enter that scary place?? :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

 :D :D :D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: LJay on 16 August 2009, 12:17:41
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D

Absolutely right Ljay!! :y :y :y :y :y :y

Who in their right mind wants to enter that scary place?? :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

 :D :D :D ;) ;)

I can honestly say from bitter experience that my husbands mind is a VERY scary place, not somewhere I wish to venture very often!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 August 2009, 12:20:00
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D


I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: LJay on 16 August 2009, 12:20:50
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D


I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)

Been wondering that for some time!!! :'(
Title: Re: Women
Post by: webby23 on 16 August 2009, 12:22:34
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D


I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)

Means of approach...........???

Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........

 :y
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 August 2009, 12:29:18
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D


I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)

Means of approach...........???

Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........

 :y



 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Women
Post by: LJay on 16 August 2009, 12:29:47
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D


I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)

Means of approach...........???

Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........

 :y

Oh but I would! ;)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Big Fra on 16 August 2009, 12:30:57
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D


I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)

Means of approach...........???

Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........

 :y

Oh but I would! ;)


You're painting some picture about yourself ljay. ;)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 August 2009, 12:31:06
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D


I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)

Means of approach...........???

Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........

 :y

Oh but I would! ;)



Hellooo 8-) 8-) 8-) :y :y :y
Title: Re: Women
Post by: LJay on 16 August 2009, 12:34:45
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.

Prime example;

When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.

So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"

Then that just seems to spur on a mood.

"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"

Err

"I dont want to?"

Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.

So,

Women,

Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.

 :y


I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D


I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)

Means of approach...........???

Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........

 :y

Oh but I would! ;)


You're painting some picture about yourself ljay. ;)

Only for John Barrowman you understand!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 August 2009, 12:39:17
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Only for John Barrowman you understand!!!! ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 August 2009, 12:40:17
Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/
Title: Re: Women
Post by: LJay on 16 August 2009, 12:41:13
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Only for John Barrowman you understand!!!! ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D :y

Wouldn't want him to venture into unknown territory!!! ;) ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: LJay on 16 August 2009, 12:42:32
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 August 2009, 12:44:07
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Only for John Barrowman you understand!!!! ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D :y

Wouldn't want him to venture into unknown territory!!! ;) ;D


Yes, there is a very fine dividing line I must admit ::) ::) ::) :o ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 August 2009, 12:45:50
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)



Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: LJay on 16 August 2009, 12:55:47
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)



Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
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cured me of my technophobia! ;)





not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 August 2009, 13:03:37
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)



Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
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cured me of my technophobia! ;)





not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D


That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: LJay on 16 August 2009, 13:07:16
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)



Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
[/highlight]

cured me of my technophobia! ;)





not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D


That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Pardon you!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 August 2009, 13:09:05
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)



Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
[/highlight]

cured me of my technophobia! ;)





not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D


That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Pardon you!!! ;D ;D ;D


Thank you Maam ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: LJay on 16 August 2009, 13:14:37
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)



Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
[/highlight]

cured me of my technophobia! ;)





not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D


That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Pardon you!!! ;D ;D ;D


Thank you Maam ;D ;D

Did you burp or have you swallowed a dictionary????? ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 August 2009, 13:32:14
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)



Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
[/highlight]

cured me of my technophobia! ;)





not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D


That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Pardon you!!! ;D ;D ;D


Thank you Maam ;D ;D

Did you burp or have you swallowed a dictionary????? ;D


The wonderful about the humble dictionary is that it gives the opportunity to look at words from a different perspective, back to front for example ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Women
Post by: jereboam on 16 August 2009, 13:47:10
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Title: Re: Women
Post by: LJay on 16 August 2009, 13:56:54
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/

Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)



Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
[/highlight]

cured me of my technophobia! ;)





not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D


That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Pardon you!!! ;D ;D ;D


Thank you Maam ;D ;D

Did you burp or have you swallowed a dictionary????? ;D


The wonderful about the humble dictionary is that it gives the opportunity to look at words from a different perspective, back to front for example ;D ;D :y

I was a bit slow there! :-[
I looked at it long and hard ;D and didn't get it!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 August 2009, 14:32:03
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I was a bit slow there! :-[
I looked at it long and hard ;D and didn't get it!!!!! ;D ;D ;D



 ;D ;D ;D 8-) it pays to ask nicely ;D :y
Title: Re: Women
Post by: LJay on 16 August 2009, 14:47:48
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I was a bit slow there! :-[
I looked at it long and hard ;D and didn't get it!!!!! ;D ;D ;D



 ;D ;D ;D 8-) it pays to ask nicely ;D :y

Shall remember that advice!!! ;)