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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Big Fra on 16 August 2009, 01:05:40
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
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C-3PO would win I reckon ;D
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
No it doesn't, but "Making love to Cameron Diaz" would not go down too well! ;) ;D ;D
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
No it doesn't, but "Making love to Cameron Diaz" would not go down too well! ;) ;D ;D
I am sure Cameron would do just fine ;D ;D ;D
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
No it doesn't, but "Making love to Cameron Diaz" would not go down too well! ;) ;D ;D
I am sure Cameron would do just fine ;D ;D ;D
Doh!
Here comes a sleepless night! ;) ;D ;D
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
No it doesn't, but "Making love to Cameron Diaz" would not go down too well! ;) ;D ;D
I am sure Cameron would do just fine ;D ;D ;D
Bawdeep? :-? 8-)
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when in the pub with my x if i turned my head and looked one way my x would do the same, or if i looked at another woman across the room it would be whos that ol slapper. but if i spoke to another woman she would be by my side holding my hand quicker than a porsche on nitro ;D ;D ;D
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C-3PO would win I reckon ;D
Naah! His limbs keep falling off... ::)
Kevin
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D
Absolutely right Ljay!! :y :y :y :y :y :y
Who in their right mind wants to enter that scary place?? :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
:D :D :D ;) ;)
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D
Absolutely right Ljay!! :y :y :y :y :y :y
Who in their right mind wants to enter that scary place?? :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
:D :D :D ;) ;)
I can honestly say from bitter experience that my husbands mind is a VERY scary place, not somewhere I wish to venture very often!!!!! ;)
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D
I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D
I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)
Been wondering that for some time!!! :'(
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D
I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)
Means of approach...........???
Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........
:y
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D
I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)
Means of approach...........???
Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........
:y
;D ;D ;D :y
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D
I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)
Means of approach...........???
Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........
:y
Oh but I would! ;)
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D
I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)
Means of approach...........???
Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........
:y
Oh but I would! ;)
You're painting some picture about yourself ljay. ;)
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D
I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)
Means of approach...........???
Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........
:y
Oh but I would! ;)
Hellooo 8-) 8-) 8-) :y :y :y
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Never underestimate a mans ability to be completely vacant.
Prime example;
When a woman asks, "what are you thinking?"
Anything you are thinking about immediately leaves.
So therefore, your answer will then be "Nothing"
Then that just seems to spur on a mood.
"I tell you what I am thinking, why cant you?"
Err
"I dont want to?"
Usually a guy is thinking about something utterly bizarre, like, who would win a fight between C-3PO and Tweeky from Buck Rodgers? (Something she would have no interest in and automatically think you really should be wearing a bib and velcro shoes) or boobies.
So,
Women,
Spare the arguements, stop asking that question.
:y
I gave up asking that question a very long time ago when I realised that I probably don't want to know what goes on in a mans head!
To be honest if hes thinking about shagging Cameron Diaz then who am I to spoil the fantasy, lets face it, shes not exactly a threat is she!!
Far more interesting and important things go on in a womans head anyway, such as shagging John Barrowman!!!! ;D
I wonder what the best means of approach would be ::) ::) ::) ::)
Means of approach...........???
Means of retreat more like, and I wouldnt turn my back on him either..........
:y
Oh but I would! ;)
You're painting some picture about yourself ljay. ;)
Only for John Barrowman you understand!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Only for John Barrowman you understand!!!! ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D :y
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/
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Only for John Barrowman you understand!!!! ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D :y
Wouldn't want him to venture into unknown territory!!! ;) ;D
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/
Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)
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Only for John Barrowman you understand!!!! ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D :y
Wouldn't want him to venture into unknown territory!!! ;) ;D
Yes, there is a very fine dividing line I must admit ::) ::) ::) :o ;D
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/
Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)
Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/
Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)
Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
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cured me of my technophobia! ;)
not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/
Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)
Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
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cured me of my technophobia! ;)
not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D
That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/
Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)
Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
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cured me of my technophobia! ;)
not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D
That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Pardon you!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/
Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)
Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
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cured me of my technophobia! ;)
not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D
That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Pardon you!!! ;D ;D ;D
Thank you Maam ;D ;D
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/
Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)
Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
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cured me of my technophobia! ;)
not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D
That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Pardon you!!! ;D ;D ;D
Thank you Maam ;D ;D
Did you burp or have you swallowed a dictionary????? ;D
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/
Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)
Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
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cured me of my technophobia! ;)
not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D
That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Pardon you!!! ;D ;D ;D
Thank you Maam ;D ;D
Did you burp or have you swallowed a dictionary????? ;D
The wonderful about the humble dictionary is that it gives the opportunity to look at words from a different perspective, back to front for example ;D ;D :y
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Hold up he might be a bottom :-/ :-/
Ann Summers!!!!!! ;)
Indeed a full range from what I understand, isn't technology wonderful? ;D
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cured me of my technophobia! ;)
not done much for my battery addiction though! ;D ;D ;D
That's what's known in the industry as emotkcidaparts -itis
a sometimes painful and surprising reaction to the application of these modern marvels ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Pardon you!!! ;D ;D ;D
Thank you Maam ;D ;D
Did you burp or have you swallowed a dictionary????? ;D
The wonderful about the humble dictionary is that it gives the opportunity to look at words from a different perspective, back to front for example ;D ;D :y
I was a bit slow there! :-[
I looked at it long and hard ;D and didn't get it!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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I was a bit slow there! :-[
I looked at it long and hard ;D and didn't get it!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D 8-) it pays to ask nicely ;D :y
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I was a bit slow there! :-[
I looked at it long and hard ;D and didn't get it!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D 8-) it pays to ask nicely ;D :y
Shall remember that advice!!! ;)