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Title: Look everywhere
Post by: dbug on 17 August 2009, 15:06:35

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman:    Hi!  Wanda.

2nd woman:   Hi!  Sylvia. How'd you die?
 
1st woman:    I froze to death.

2nd woman:   How horrible!

1st  woman:    It wasn't so bad.  After I quit shaking from  the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a  peaceful death.  What about you?

2nd  woman:   I died of a massive heart attack.  I  suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to  catch him in the act.  But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
 
1st woman:     So, what happened?
 
2nd woman:   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started  running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the  attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I  went through every closet and checked under all the beds.   I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I  became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack  and died.

1st woman:     Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Title: Re: Look everywhere
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 August 2009, 15:08:37

HaHa     ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y    Good one

Title: Re: Look everywhere
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 17 August 2009, 15:13:01

 ;D ;D quality ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Look everywhere
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 17 August 2009, 15:18:37

Brilliant! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Look everywhere
Post by: STMO999 on 17 August 2009, 15:27:37

Very good ;D ;D

Title: Re: Look everywhere
Post by: mantagte on 17 August 2009, 17:32:34

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Look everywhere
Post by: Richie London on 17 August 2009, 17:37:02

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Look everywhere
Post by: LaserLance on 17 August 2009, 17:58:56

Very funny , Like it  :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Look everywhere
Post by: maria on 17 August 2009, 18:06:18

Love it ;D ;D

Title: Re: Look everywhere
Post by: Del Boy on 17 August 2009, 19:29:59

 ;D ;D ;D ;D