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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 17 August 2009, 21:06:53
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A large and very loud American goes into a bar in Glasgow .
"I hear all you Scotch people are real hard drinkers." he says in a big booming voice. "Now you folks just don't know what hard drinking is! Why I'll wager a bet with any man to drink 20 shots of whisky one after the other and give you $500 dollars if you can do it."
No-one takes up the challenge. One bloke even leaves!
"Well, there ya go, sure proves my point!" the American says disgustedly. A few minutes later the guy who left comes in and says "Hey Big Man, is that bet still on?"
"Sure as hell is!" and he orders a line up of 20 glasses of whisky. The Scotsman runs along the bar, grabbing each glass and throwing back the contents, to huge cheers and the astonishment of the American.
The American of course tries to do it as well, but can't pass the 17th, so he gives the bloke the $500.
"Tell me," slurs the Yank, "where did you go before you came back in again?"
"Eh? oh aye" says the man pocketing the bills, "I went tae another pub jist tae make sure Ah could dae it!"
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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A Jewish man eating in a food court notices a Chinese man eating a few tables opposite him.
He walks over and pours his bowl of rice over the Chinese man head,
"That's for Pearl Harbour"
"But that was the Japanese, im Chinese" replies the man.
"Chinese, Siamese, Japanese, same thing to me" retorts the Jew who the sits down and continues to eat his lunch
The Chinese man walks over the the Jewish man, and smacks him over the head with his fish.
"That was for the Titanic,"
"Titanic? How is that my fault" cries the Jew
"Well, Goldberg, Greenberg, Iceberg...."
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I like that one. ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Excellent :y
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Like the Whisky joke...... ;D ;D ;D Now where is that American :D :D