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Title: Blonde joke (again)!
Post by: HolyCount on 16 August 2009, 20:27:24
Blonde takes her car into the local garage, coughing and spluttering.
After 20 minutes the mechanic has it running like a dream.
The blonde, wanting to improve her mechanical knowledge asks, "What did you do ?"
The mechanic, not wanting to confuse her says, "Oh, nothing really, just crap in the carburetor"
So the blonde asks, "How often do I have to do that?"  ::)
Title: Re: Blonde joke (again)!
Post by: KillerWatt on 16 August 2009, 20:33:13
Jim Davidson......Circus Tavern....sometime in the very early eighties......only difference was the blonde was called "Chalkie"
Title: Re: Blonde joke (again)!
Post by: HolyCount on 16 August 2009, 20:36:20
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Jim Davidson......Circus Tavern....sometime in the very early eighties......only difference was the blonde was called "Chalkie"


Coo -- you have a good memory  :o  Haven't seen JD in quite a while .
Title: Re: Blonde joke (again)!
Post by: KillerWatt on 16 August 2009, 20:40:32
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Jim Davidson......Circus Tavern....sometime in the very early eighties......only difference was the blonde was called "Chalkie"


Coo -- you have a good memory  :o  Haven't seen JD in quite a while .
Saw him live at the time the joke was first cracked HC.

Funny as fook then....and funny as fook now.


PS
To all the left wing, limp wristed, lentil muncher, do-gooders who think there is something in the above statement........go fook yourselves.
It wasn't racist then, and it ain't racist now.
Title: Re: Blonde joke (again)!
Post by: Debs. on 16 August 2009, 20:43:37
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Blonde takes her car into the local garage, coughing and spluttering.
After 20 minutes the mechanic has it running like a dream.
The blonde, wanting to improve her mechanical knowledge asks, "What did you do ?"
The mechanic, not wanting to confuse her says, "Oh, nothing really, just crap in the carburetor"
So the blonde asks, "How often do I have to do that?"  ::)

Awww......did she have a cold?  :-/
Title: Re: Blonde joke (again)!
Post by: mantahatch on 16 August 2009, 20:49:09
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Jim Davidson......Circus Tavern....sometime in the very early eighties......only difference was the blonde was called "Chalkie"


Coo -- you have a good memory  :o  Haven't seen JD in quite a while .
Saw him live at the time the joke was first cracked HC.

Funny as fook then....and funny as fook now.


PS
To all the left wing, limp wristed, lentil muncher, do-gooders who think there is something in the above statement........go fook yourselves.
It wasn't racist then, and it ain't racist now.

Agreed, Jim in his early days was brilliant, lost it when he ha to tone it down in my opinion, but then so did quite a few others. nick nick
Title: Re: Blonde joke (again)!
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 16 August 2009, 21:01:09
Not another blonde joke!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Bloody funny though!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: Blonde joke (again)!
Post by: Turk on 16 August 2009, 21:10:29
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Blonde takes her car into the local garage, coughing and spluttering.
After 20 minutes the mechanic has it running like a dream.
The blonde, wanting to improve her mechanical knowledge asks, "What did you do ?"
The mechanic, not wanting to confuse her says, "Oh, nothing really, just crap in the carburetor"
So the blonde asks, "How often do I have to do that?"  ::)

Awww......did she have a cold?  :-/

 ::) (groan)  ;D
Title: Re: Blonde joke (again)!
Post by: Bent valve on 17 August 2009, 18:36:19
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Jim Davidson......Circus Tavern....sometime in the very early eighties......only difference was the blonde was called "Chalkie"
If I remember correctly it was Chalkies Vauxhall Velox.. and they did have a Nice downdraught carb big enough to crap in!
Title: Re: Blonde joke (again)!
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 August 2009, 19:06:45
Loved the Chalkie jokes with Jim D.  Love it when he did panto )Cinderella) and his little mate used to get pissed.

 :y
Title: Re: Blonde joke (again)!
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 August 2009, 19:08:35
Here you go

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iovn33lMDts[/media]


Charlie Drake, couldnt remember his name in last post   ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Blonde joke (again)!
Post by: I_want_an_Omega on 18 August 2009, 08:03:30
 :D