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Title: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: doog on 18 August 2009, 22:30:31
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUlSCpURc3M[/media]

looks to me like she has some extra bits  :D :D

Doug
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Elite Pete on 18 August 2009, 22:42:54
Yep, I'm pretty sure I spotted meat and two veg :o
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: amigov6 on 18 August 2009, 22:55:24
That's ok as long as she did'nt swear! ::)
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: zippo on 18 August 2009, 22:56:19
i bet Hefner's' glad he didn't pay out a boat load of cash for her/him to pose in playboy  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Del Boy on 18 August 2009, 22:58:12
I saw them too :o :o
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 18 August 2009, 23:05:19
I was attempting to make a witty crack by referring to this as a thingy and bull story and it appeared as a thingy and bull story ::) ::)

So is it a story about a thingy or a witty crack ::) ::) :-/ :-/ :-/
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Turk on 18 August 2009, 23:20:29
http://starrtrash.blogspot.com/2008/12/lady-ga-ga-admits-true-sex.html
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Martin_1962 on 18 August 2009, 23:24:43
Looks like a rumour
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 18 August 2009, 23:25:42
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http://starrtrash.blogspot.com/2008/12/lady-ga-ga-admits-true-sex.html


..an interesting comment from said publication;

February 18, 2009 7:17 PM 
passionfordmember said...
This whole thing is irrelevant... what really matters is the way that people will park over 2 bays at my local supermarket in Stoke on Trent.


 ::) ::) ::) :y

Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 19 August 2009, 01:48:22
Hmmm has the pink one been parking illegally again???? ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Big Fra on 19 August 2009, 06:48:40
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http://starrtrash.blogspot.com/2008/12/lady-ga-ga-admits-true-sex.html

Bucket of smashed crabs! :o ;D

That has to be one of the best descriptive terms I have ever heard!
I will, from this day forth, be using it to describe anything I see fitting. 8-)
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Big Fra on 19 August 2009, 06:49:44
Oh yes, I am pretty certain boaby made an appearance. :o
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Ghost on 19 August 2009, 10:54:47
Didnt you all Know that its a Bloke?
C'mon fellas
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 11:18:06
Yuck! Theres nothing worse than blokey bits popping out of the bottom of a mini skirt!!!! :o
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Jimbob on 19 August 2009, 11:24:36
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Yuck! Theres nothing worse than blokey bits popping out of the bottom of a mini skirt!!!! :o


yes, they are much better popping up the bottom of a mini skirt!!!!  ::)
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 11:28:45
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Yuck! Theres nothing worse than blokey bits popping out of the bottom of a mini skirt!!!! :o


yes, they are much better popping up the bottom of a mini skirt!!!!  ::)

I shall ignore that comment! :P
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Elite Pete on 19 August 2009, 11:30:48
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Yuck! Theres nothing worse than blokey bits popping out of the bottom of a mini skirt!!!! :o


yes, they are much better popping up the bottom of a mini skirt!!!!  ::)
Loo-Knee has just asked me to remind him to pack his for Newent ::)
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 11:35:13
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Yuck! Theres nothing worse than blokey bits popping out of the bottom of a mini skirt!!!! :o


yes, they are much better popping up the bottom of a mini skirt!!!!  ::)
Loo-Knee has just asked me to remind him to pack his for Newent ::)

I'm broad minded, but, feeling traumatised by the images in this thread! ;D ;D
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 August 2009, 12:01:30
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Yuck! Theres nothing worse than blokey bits popping out of the bottom of a mini skirt!!!! :o


yes, they are much better popping up the bottom of a mini skirt!!!!  ::)


Trust you Jimbob!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 August 2009, 12:14:34
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Sorry Turk, but I think this link should have in bold against it [size=20]NWS!![/size]

Blimey if the admins are worried about a bit of swearing on this Forum, then I think the content of that blog (which of course I have read in it's entirity!! ::) ::) :D) should blow their minds :o :o :o :o. 

Keep your children away from it; they will ask too many difficult questions afterwards! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: doog on 19 August 2009, 12:24:24
to be fair i should have put NWS when i started the thread
it ws after midnight and i wasnt thinking about kids etc
changed it now though

Doug
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Banjax on 19 August 2009, 12:28:03
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..an interesting comment from said publication;

February 18, 2009 7:17 PM 
passionfordmember said...
This whole thing is irrelevant... what really matters is the way that people will park over 2 bays at my local supermarket in Stoke on Trent.


 ::) ::) ::) :y


i found that hilarious too zulu!  ;D ;D

as far as lady gaga - isn't it obviously not true? no one seriously believes it do they? - as far as i see she's wearing shiny gold lame pants - and besides if you were hiding something would you wear a miniskirt in front of 30000 screaming fans who are all looking up it?

nonsense - next!!!!

Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 August 2009, 12:38:55
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to be fair i should have put NWS when i started the thread
it ws after midnight and i wasnt thinking about kids etc
changed it now though

Doug


Thanks Doug :y :y :y :y ;) ;)
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: STMO999 on 19 August 2009, 13:04:39
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Looks like a tumour

No. It's bigger than that
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Debs. on 19 August 2009, 13:16:02
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........as far as lady gaga - isn't it obviously not true? no one seriously believes it do they? - as far as i see she's wearing shiny gold lame pants - and besides if you were hiding something would you wear a miniskirt in front of 30000 screaming fans who are all looking up it?

nonsense - next!!!!


 :y At last, a voice of reason...... ::)
Title: Re: is Lady Gaga not as much of a lady as you think?
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 August 2009, 13:19:14
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Looks like a tumour

No. It's bigger than that


 ;D ;D ;D outstanding, ST :y :y
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 19 August 2009, 13:42:21
Here's her original vidtolook at.  Leave it open for comment.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMeucO5dNTA[/media]
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 13:49:51
Joking aside, its no ones business but hers whats in her pants!
I'm sure none of us would like our private bits discussed in this way!

She is a very talented artist and thats what counts! :y
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Welung666 on 19 August 2009, 13:52:34
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Joking aside, its no ones business but hers whats in her pants!
I'm sure none of us would like our private bits discussed in this way!

She is a very talented artist and thats what counts! :y

I'm not bothered, but I'll start a new thread for that one ;) ;D
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 14:08:16
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Joking aside, its no ones business but hers whats in her pants!
I'm sure none of us would like our private bits discussed in this way!

She is a very talented artist and thats what counts! :y

I'm not bothered, but I'll start a new thread for that one ;) ;D

 ;D ;D suppose you wouldn't be, if, you live up to your name!!!! ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 August 2009, 14:10:45
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Joking aside, its no ones business but hers whats in her pants!
I'm sure none of us would like our private bits discussed in this way!

She is a very talented artist and thats what counts! :y

I'm not bothered, but I'll start a new thread for that one ;) ;D



.... ;D ;D splendid, W - I'm up for it ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 14:12:27
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Joking aside, its no ones business but hers whats in her pants!
I'm sure none of us would like our private bits discussed in this way!

She is a very talented artist and thats what counts! :y

I'm not bothered, but I'll start a new thread for that one ;) ;D



.... ;D ;D splendid, W - I'm up for it ;D ;D :y :y


Go on then! Boys first!!!! ;)
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Welung666 on 19 August 2009, 14:16:21
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Joking aside, its no ones business but hers whats in her pants!
I'm sure none of us would like our private bits discussed in this way!

She is a very talented artist and thats what counts! :y

I'm not bothered, but I'll start a new thread for that one ;) ;D

 ;D ;D suppose you wouldn't be, if, you live up to your name!!!! ;D ;D ;)

 :-X :-X :-X ;)
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 14:19:23
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Joking aside, its no ones business but hers whats in her pants!
I'm sure none of us would like our private bits discussed in this way!

She is a very talented artist and thats what counts! :y

I'm not bothered, but I'll start a new thread for that one ;) ;D

 ;D ;D suppose you wouldn't be, if, you live up to your name!!!! ;D ;D ;)

:-X :-X :-X ;)

Gone shy now? Thought you weren't bothered!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Welung666 on 19 August 2009, 14:21:48
Not bothered and definately not shy, it was more of a 'no comment' but you'll have to wait till after the watershed ;D
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 August 2009, 14:22:33
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Joking aside, its no ones business but hers whats in her pants!
I'm sure none of us would like our private bits discussed in this way!

She is a very talented artist and thats what counts! :y

I'm not bothered, but I'll start a new thread for that one ;) ;D



.... ;D ;D splendid, W - I'm up for it ;D ;D :y :y


Go on then! Boys first!!!! ;)


Where would you like me to start? - but hold up - Welung fired the first shot in this one ;D shouldn't we wait for his thread :-/ :-/ ;D ;D
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Welung666 on 19 August 2009, 14:27:30
While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 14:33:16
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

I know! ;)
A level human biology (in a class of 14 lads and 2 girls) and 3 years physio training!! The most interesting info being extra curricular!! ;)
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Welung666 on 19 August 2009, 14:35:08
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

I know! ;)
A level human biology (in a class of 14 lads and 2 girls) and 3 years physio training!! The most interesting info being extra curricular!! ;)

I'm sayin'nothin' ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 14:43:40
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

I know! ;)
A level human biology (in a class of 14 lads and 2 girls) and 3 years physio training!! The most interesting info being extra curricular!! ;)

I'm sayin'nothin' ;D ;D ;D ;D

Students! nowt else needs saying!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: ScottieMV6 on 19 August 2009, 14:48:37
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

Not always. My partner has an extremely rare connective tissue disorder and her arm span is much longer than her height! Doctor reckons it is something to do with her condition! I think its so she can get her arms round me properly! ;D ;D :y

Just playing devils advocate ::)
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 14:55:10
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

Not always. My partner has an extremely rare connective tissue disorder and her arm span is much longer than her height! Doctor reckons it is something to do with her condition! I think its so she can get her arms round me properly! ;D ;D :y

Just playing devils advocate ::)

It's a general rule of thumb, not gospel!
There are always exceptions to a rule in genetics! :y
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: STMO999 on 19 August 2009, 14:58:41
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D


Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 15:02:59
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: STMO999 on 19 August 2009, 15:28:58
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 August 2009, 16:57:58
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 17:30:54
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: STMO999 on 19 August 2009, 17:31:27
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Who woke you up?
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 17:33:42
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Who woke you up?

Oy! Can't a girl have an afternoon nap without it being noticed??? ;)
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 August 2009, 17:33:43
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Quite right Lj - have been celibate since June 1994 - and am now very simple :D :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: STMO999 on 19 August 2009, 17:36:24
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Quite right Lj - have been celibate since June 1994 - and am now very simple :D :D ;D ;D

I've been celibate since half seven this morning ;D
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 August 2009, 17:42:05
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Quite right Lj - have been celibate since June 1994 - and am now very simple :D :D ;D ;D

I've been celibate since half seven this morning ;D



Hope you can hold out ;D :y
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 18:00:59
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While we're on the subject.... A bit of info for LJay (and I'll guarantee all the blokes will be checking later!) on body proportions....

If you stand arms outstretched to the side (crucifix style) then middle fingertip to middle fingertip is exactly the same as your height.

If you look at a mans left hand near the wrist is an upside down V, from the point of that V to the tip of the middle finger is a man's downstairs size ;)

That's rubbish! From the 'V' to the tip of my middle finger is 7" and my old man is only 2", so there! ;D ;D



Yeah, but, you're old and yours has shrivelled up!!!! :P :P

Apparently it will drop off soon ;D ;D

Too much information!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Life would be a lot simpler if they all dropped off!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Quite right Lj - have been celibate since June 1994 - and am now very simple :D :D ;D ;D

You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 August 2009, 18:04:08
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You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o

I can be very serious at times Lj ;D ;D but that's right, since early June 1994 :y
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: STMO999 on 19 August 2009, 18:06:57
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You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o

I can be very serious at times Lj ;D ;D but that's right, since early June 1994 :y

Well, my old dad used to drop the odd pearl of wisdom, thus:

"Listen lad, if yer dont empty yer sack, yer ead'll explode" ;D ;D
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Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 18:09:03
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You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o

I can be very serious at times Lj ;D ;D but that's right, since early June 1994 :y

Fair play to you sir!!!  :y
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Post by: Debs. on 19 August 2009, 18:10:39
::)It`s bad enough with just blokes having willies; if 'we women' have one (and be governed by 'it`s' needs) too, then nothing will get done in the world! ;D
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Post by: STMO999 on 19 August 2009, 18:11:50
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::)It`s bad enough with just blokes having willies; if 'we women' have one (and be governed by 'it`s' needs) too, then nothing will get done in the world! ;D

Thinking of Ainsley again? ;D

Take a cold shower :y
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Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 18:12:34
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You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o

I can be very serious at times Lj ;D ;D but that's right, since early June 1994 :y

Well, my old dad used to drop the odd pearl of wisdom, thus:

"Listen lad, if yer dont empty yer sack, yer ead'll explode" ;D ;D

Some how I don't think I will pass that pearl on to our 2 sons (oldest has autism and would take it far too literally ;D), don't think boys need any excuses to play with their bits!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D
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Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 18:14:03
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::)It`s bad enough with just blokes having willies; if 'we women' have one (and be governed by 'it`s' needs) too, then nothing will get done in the world! ;D

Well said Debs, it doesnt bear thinking about does it???? ;D ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 August 2009, 18:14:10
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::)It`s bad enough with just blokes having willies; if 'we women' have one (and be governed by 'it`s' needs) too, then nothing will get done in the world! ;D



a very accurate observation in my case I might add ::) ::) :y (since 1994)
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Debs. on 19 August 2009, 18:18:18
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::)It`s bad enough with just blokes having willies; if 'we women' have one (and be governed by 'it`s' needs) too, then nothing will get done in the world! ;D

Thinking of Ainsley again? ;D

Take a cold shower

 [smiley=bath.gif]Now, that`s a good idea!
I`m more than a little hot and perspirant after spending the afternoon getting down and dirty.........











.......welding in the workshop! ;D
Title: Re: NWS Lady gaga has a wee weeman
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 August 2009, 18:18:30
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You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o

I can be very serious at times Lj ;D ;D but that's right, since early June 1994 :y

Fair play to you sir!!!  :y


Thank you Maam, am breaking off to make the dinner but will expand later if required :y :y
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Post by: STMO999 on 19 August 2009, 18:20:51
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You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o

I can be very serious at times Lj ;D ;D but that's right, since early June 1994 :y

Fair play to you sir!!!  :y


Thank you Maam, am breaking off to make the dinner but will expand later if required :y :y

Thought you hadn't expanded since 1994? ;D
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Post by: LJay on 19 August 2009, 18:22:10
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You cannot be serious!!! Can you? :o

I can be very serious at times Lj ;D ;D but that's right, since early June 1994 :y

Fair play to you sir!!!  :y


Thank you Maam, am breaking off to make the dinner but will expand later if required :y :y

Thought you hadn't expanded since 1994? ;D

STMO! You beat me to it, git!!!! :P




Enjoy your dinner Zulu! :y