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Title: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: LaserLance on 19 August 2009, 19:14:33
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/athletics/8210471.stm
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 19 August 2009, 19:34:18
Gender test. I take it it's not a case of having a quick look.  ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 August 2009, 19:38:58
The last bit of the article gets me! :o :o:

"It would be wrong today to take a decision to withdraw an athlete," said Davies, who said this was not a mandatory or compulsory test and the athlete was in no way suspected of cheating.

"This is a medical condition. It is nothing that she has done. There is a need to make sure rules are followed.

"We are more concerned for the person and not to make this as something that is humiliating."


A bit late for that I would say!! ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: waspy on 19 August 2009, 20:51:14
I bags NOT looking to find out :o

I wonder what razers he she uses ::)
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: Richie London on 19 August 2009, 21:00:54
why dont they just say shes too fast and too ugly to be a woman. i wouldnt like to see her naked to be honest let alone do tests on her. id rather have a pineapple shoved up my rear
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Post by: STMO999 on 19 August 2009, 21:04:30
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why dont they just say shes too fast and too ugly to be a woman. i wouldnt like to see her naked to be honest let alone do tests on her. id rather have a pineapple shoved up my rear

PM sent ;)
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Post by: Richie London on 19 August 2009, 21:15:08
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why dont they just say shes too fast and too ugly to be a woman. i wouldnt like to see her naked to be honest let alone do tests on her. id rather have a pineapple shoved up my rear

PM sent ;)

you'll have to wait a bit, i had the docs fingers up there at the hosp yesterday and im still sore. is it normal for the doc to light a fag up after a rectum examination ???  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 19 August 2009, 21:18:06
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you'll have to wait a bit, i had the docs fingers up there at the hosp yesterday and im still sore. is it normal for the doc to light a fag up after a rectum examination ???  ;D ;D ;D

It depends on whether or not his hand is still inside! ;D
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: STMO999 on 19 August 2009, 21:19:29
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why dont they just say shes too fast and too ugly to be a woman. i wouldnt like to see her naked to be honest let alone do tests on her. id rather have a pineapple shoved up my rear

PM sent ;)

you'll have to wait a bit, i had the docs fingers up there at the hosp yesterday and im still sore. is it normal for the doc to light a fag up after a rectum examination ???  ;D ;D ;D

LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: albitz on 19 August 2009, 21:21:50
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why dont they just say shes too fast and too ugly to be a woman. i wouldnt like to see her naked to be honest let alone do tests on her. id rather have a pineapple shoved up my rear

PM sent ;)

you'll have to wait a bit, i had the docs fingers up there at the hosp yesterday and im still sore. is it normal for the doc to light a fag up after a rectum examination ???  ;D ;D ;D
If he asked "did the earth move for you?" your in trouble Richie. :o :D ;D ;D
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Post by: Richie London on 19 August 2009, 21:24:09
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why dont they just say shes too fast and too ugly to be a woman. i wouldnt like to see her naked to be honest let alone do tests on her. id rather have a pineapple shoved up my rear

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you'll have to wait a bit, i had the docs fingers up there at the hosp yesterday and im still sore. is it normal for the doc to light a fag up after a rectum examination ???  ;D ;D ;D
If he asked "did the earth move for you?" your in trouble Richie. :o :D ;D ;D

something definatly moved, and it wasnt the earth  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: bertiecbx550 on 19 August 2009, 21:25:21
Did you sing Moon River? by anychance???? :P ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: CaptainZok on 19 August 2009, 21:25:43
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why dont they just say shes too fast and too ugly to be a woman. i wouldnt like to see her naked to be honest let alone do tests on her. id rather have a pineapple shoved up my rear

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you'll have to wait a bit, i had the docs fingers up there at the hosp yesterday and im still sore. is it normal for the doc to light a fag up after a rectum examination ???  ;D ;D ;D
You been and tried the Dr LK medical service then have you Rich? ;D
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: albitz on 19 August 2009, 21:32:34
when he told you to come back for a service 6 months after buying the omega,he wasnt talking about servicing the car. ;) ;D
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Post by: Kevin Wood on 19 August 2009, 21:38:06
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A group of doctors, including an endocrinologist, a gynaecologist, an internal medicine expert, an expert on gender and a psychologist, have started the procedure but it is uncertain when the results will be known.....

PMSL  ;D

Oh, to be a fly on the wall... Actually, perhaps not. :-X

Kevin
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: CaptainZok on 19 August 2009, 21:39:58
As Clarkson would say "How hard can it be?" ;D
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Post by: Kevin Wood on 19 August 2009, 21:41:06
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As Clarkson would say "How hard can it be?" ;D
.. assuming they find one, of course. ::)

Kevin
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: Richie London on 19 August 2009, 22:20:44
Excellent performance from Jenny Meadows to win bronze in the women's 800m, but at the end of the day, the best man won.   ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: redelitev6 on 20 August 2009, 18:03:20
If you look at her/him running there's a definate bulge in the shorts  :o
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: Richie London on 20 August 2009, 18:16:50
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If you look at her/him running there's a definate bulge in the shorts  :o

what the hell are you doing staring at his lunchbox  :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: STMO999 on 20 August 2009, 18:20:04
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If you look at her/him running there's a definate bulge in the shorts  :o

what the hell are you doing staring at his lunchbox  :o :o ;D ;D ;D

Obviously it's in the interests of science ::)
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Post by: Richie London on 20 August 2009, 18:29:10
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If you look at her/him running there's a definate bulge in the shorts  :o

what the hell are you doing staring at his lunchbox  :o :o ;D ;D ;D

Obviously it's in the interests of science ::)

must admit she does have a resemblence of ashley cole  ;D ;D
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: redelitev6 on 20 August 2009, 19:22:36
Question is "would you" - i think most men would say no !  ( can't speak for the women though!! )
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: Richie London on 20 August 2009, 19:43:27
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Question is "would you" - i think most men would say no !  ( can't speak for the women though!! )


depends how many pints shes forced down my neck and raped me  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 20:26:36
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Question is "would you" - i think most men would say no !  ( can't speak for the women though!! )

Is a shag not a shag, and one hole not much like another then???? ::) :-?
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 August 2009, 20:32:39
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Question is "would you" - i think most men would say no !  ( can't speak for the women though!! )

Is a shag not a shag, and one hole not much like another then???? ::) :-?



I would have to say that two holes are better than one Maam ::) ::) 8-) :y
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 20:37:27
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Question is "would you" - i think most men would say no !  ( can't speak for the women though!! )

Is a shag not a shag, and one hole not much like another then???? ::) :-?



I would have to say that two holes are better than one Maam ::) ::) 8-) :y

Speaking of holes Zulu, I believe we talked yesterday of expansion???
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 August 2009, 20:42:26
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Speaking of holes Zulu, I believe we talked yesterday of expansion???

How far would you like me to expand? ;D ;D
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: Richie London on 20 August 2009, 20:46:54
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Question is "would you" - i think most men would say no !  ( can't speak for the women though!! )

Is a shag not a shag, and one hole not much like another then???? ::) :-?



I would have to say that two holes are better than one Maam ::) ::) 8-) :y


but shes got her lunch hanging out one of her holes  ;D ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 August 2009, 20:49:57
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Question is "would you" - i think most men would say no !  ( can't speak for the women though!! )

Is a shag not a shag, and one hole not much like another then???? ::) :-?



I would have to say that two holes are better than one Maam ::) ::) 8-) :y


but shes got her lunch hanging out one of her holes  ;D ;D


I could eat :P :P :y
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 20:50:15
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Speaking of holes Zulu, I believe we talked yesterday of expansion???

To what extent would you like me to expand? ;D ;D

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Thank you Maam, am breaking off to make the dinner but will expand later if required :y :y
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 20:51:38
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Question is "would you" - i think most men would say no !  ( can't speak for the women though!! )

Is a shag not a shag, and one hole not much like another then???? ::) :-?



I would have to say that two holes are better than one Maam ::) ::) 8-) :y


but shes got her lunch hanging out one of her holes  ;D ;D


I could eat :P :P :y

Thats gross!!!!! ;D ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 August 2009, 20:56:55
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Speaking of holes Zulu, I believe we talked yesterday of expansion???

To what extent would you like me to expand? ;D ;D

As per.......

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Thank you Maam, am breaking off to make the dinner but will expand later if required :y :y



Aah yes about my state of celibacy since early June 1994 - I'll have to PM you if you don't mind as I wouldn't Daz to worry too much ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 August 2009, 20:58:53
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Thats gross!!!!! ;D ;D


..but very nutritious all the same 8-) ;D ;D :y
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 21:00:28
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Speaking of holes Zulu, I believe we talked yesterday of expansion???

To what extent would you like me to expand? ;D ;D

As per.......

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Thank you Maam, am breaking off to make the dinner but will expand later if required :y :y



Aah yes about my state of celibacy since early June 1994 - I'll have to PM you if you don't mind as I wouldn't Daz to worry too much ;D ;D :y

Yes, deffo, don't want to worry Daz, poor love is stressed enough!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 21:00:53
Talking about holes:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGk4AKOwJbc[/media]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) 8-) ;)
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 21:10:03
That was amusing Lizzie, I've not seen that before! :y
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 21:29:24
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That was amusing Lizzie, I've not seen that before! :y


You probably are not old enough Ljay to have done unlike me! :'( :'( :'( :'( ;)
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 21:31:49
Ljay this is another famous song by Bernard that used to amuse us kids at the time, and still does!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5XX9LX2es4[/media]

 ;D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 21:32:03
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That was amusing Lizzie, I've not seen that before! :y


You probably are not old enough Ljay to have done unlike me! :'( :'( :'( :'( ;)

Don't cry!!! With age comes experience!!! ;)
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 21:36:45
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That was amusing Lizzie, I've not seen that before! :y


You probably are not old enough Ljay to have done unlike me! :'( :'( :'( :'( ;)

Don't cry!!! With age comes experience!!! ;)

Well in that case I have too much experience!! :'( :'( :'( ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 21:42:44
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That was amusing Lizzie, I've not seen that before! :y


You probably are not old enough Ljay to have done unlike me! :'( :'( :'( :'( ;)

Don't cry!!! With age comes experience!!! ;)

Well in that case I have too much experience!! :'( :'( :'( ;D ;D ;)

No such thing Lizzie, you know that! ;)
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 August 2009, 22:00:07
Although I posted this before it bears new exposure as Cribbins appeared in it along with many other British film greats;


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdPOfUSAmT8[/media]

I met him on a number of occasions at various charity do's - wasn't a particularly likable sort however :(
Title: Re: wonder if this lady is freind off lady GaGa??
Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 22:20:22
Have heard many times that celebs aren't particularly likeable in the flesh!

My Dad met Matthew Kelly during filming once and described him as a real gentleman!

He grew up in the same road as John Prescott too, his description of him then was about as complimentary as it would be now!!