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Title: G Force
Post by: STMO999 on 20 August 2009, 15:55:41
Recommended for kids and adults. Cool :y ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 15:57:02
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Recommended for kids and adults. Cool :y ;D


What the group? :-/  Or a certain type of knickers? ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)
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Post by: dbug on 20 August 2009, 16:27:55
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What the group? :-/  Or a certain type of knickers? ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)

What are G force knickers ?  :)
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Post by: Jimbob on 20 August 2009, 16:40:59
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What the group? :-/  Or a certain type of knickers? ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)

What are G force knickers ?  :)


like a regular g-string, but worn while farting  ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 16:42:30
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What the group? :-/  Or a certain type of knickers? ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)

What are G force knickers ?  :)


like a regular g-string, but worn while farting  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

........and if you have ever worn one you will know they have got a force all of there own.....it goes where you don't want it to go! :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: G Force
Post by: Jimbob on 20 August 2009, 16:43:25
also known in polite circles, as

air on a g-string


 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: unlucky alf on 20 August 2009, 17:20:24
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What the group? :-/  Or a certain type of knickers? ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)

What are G force knickers ?  :)


like a regular g-string, but worn while farting  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

........and if you have ever worn one you will know they have got a force all of there own.....it goes where you don't want it to go! :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;)
ive always said they are dental floss for the bum, :o ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 17:32:33
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What the group? :-/  Or a certain type of knickers? ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)

What are G force knickers ?  :)


like a regular g-string, but worn while farting  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

........and if you have ever worn one you will know they have got a force all of there own.....it goes where you don't want it to go! :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;)
ive always said they are dental floss for the bum, :o ;D

Dead right Alf! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: G Force
Post by: STMO999 on 20 August 2009, 18:12:18
Hmmmm.....asI was saying......G-Force, a great movie for kids and adults.
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 18:14:17
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Hmmmm.....asI was saying......G-Force, a great movie for kids and adults.


Don't be so boring! ::) ::) ::)  G-strings are far more interesting! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

But, yes sorry for hijacking your thread; I will do it again!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: STMO999 on 20 August 2009, 18:18:15
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Hmmmm.....asI was saying......G-Force, a great movie for kids and adults.


Don't be so boring! ::) ::) ::)  G-strings are far more interesting! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

But, yes sorry for hijacking your thread; I will do it again!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I found the bit about it disappearing up your orifice most disturbing. ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 18:41:51
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Hmmmm.....asI was saying......G-Force, a great movie for kids and adults.


Don't be so boring! ::) ::) ::)  G-strings are far more interesting! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

But, yes sorry for hijacking your thread; I will do it again!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I found the bit about it disappearing up your orifice most disturbing. ;D

You are so sensitive!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 20:11:40
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What the group? :-/  Or a certain type of knickers? ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)

What are G force knickers ?  :)


like a regular g-string, but worn while farting  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

........and if you have ever worn one you will know they have got a force all of there own.....it goes where you don't want it to go! :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;)

With age comes a requirement for comfort, these days a G string is for emergency use only!!!!!! ;D ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 August 2009, 20:28:55
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With age comes a requirement for comfort, these days a G string is for emergency use only!!!!!! ;D ;D


Let's gaze into some stars while we consider this rather interesting matter ::) ::) ::)


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZXM2eq46_s&feature=PlayList&p=F755883C104BCD03&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=41[/media]
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 20:35:05
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With age comes a requirement for comfort, these days a G string is for emergency use only!!!!!! ;D ;D


Let's gaze into some stars while we consider this rather interesting matter ::) ::) ::)


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZXM2eq46_s&feature=PlayList&p=F755883C104BCD03&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=41[/media]

I think I must be in a strange minority, classical music stresses me out!
Nice stars though!!! ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 August 2009, 20:39:22
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I think I must be in a strange minority, classical music stresses me out!

Nice stars though!!! ;D

Yes, back in the day when I was gazing stars were my favourite subject ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 20:41:05
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With age comes a requirement for comfort, these days a G string is for emergency use only!!!!!! ;D ;D


Let's gaze into some stars while we consider this rather interesting matter ::) ::) ::)


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZXM2eq46_s&feature=PlayList&p=F755883C104BCD03&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=41[/media]

I think I must be in a strange minority, classical music stresses me out!
Nice stars though!!! ;D


They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 20:43:50
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With age comes a requirement for comfort, these days a G string is for emergency use only!!!!!! ;D ;D


Let's gaze into some stars while we consider this rather interesting matter ::) ::) ::)


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZXM2eq46_s&feature=PlayList&p=F755883C104BCD03&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=41[/media]

I think I must be in a strange minority, classical music stresses me out!
Nice stars though!!! ;D


They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)

Is there another way to watch them then??? ;)
Title: Re: G Force
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 August 2009, 20:44:56
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They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)


The kind of star gazing I was referring to Ms Z must be done when the subject matter is in the prone position ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 20:53:12
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They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)


The kind of star gazing I was referring to Ms Z must be done when the subject matter is in the prone position ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Oo er mrs!!!! ;D ;)
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 August 2009, 21:02:30
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They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)


The kind of star gazing I was referring to Ms Z must be done when the subject matter is in the prone position ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Oo er mrs!!!! ;D ;)



 ;D ;D ;D and if memory serves correctly it's very much a case of  Oh - eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm - what?
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 21:08:50
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They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)


The kind of star gazing I was referring to Ms Z must be done when the subject matter is in the prone position ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Oo er mrs!!!! ;D ;)



 ;D ;D ;D and if memory serves correctly it's very much a case of  Oh - eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm - what?

Well and truly!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 21:42:02
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They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)


The kind of star gazing I was referring to Ms Z must be done when the subject matter is in the prone position ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Oo er mrs!!!! ;D ;)



 ;D ;D ;D and if memory serves correctly it's very much a case of  Oh - eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm - what?

Well and truly!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


I cannot remember now; too long ago!  Well, not too long, on that Sunday afternoon with Mitch............mmmmmmmm :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 21:47:36
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They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)


The kind of star gazing I was referring to Ms Z must be done when the subject matter is in the prone position ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Oo er mrs!!!! ;D ;)



 ;D ;D ;D and if memory serves correctly it's very much a case of  Oh - eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm - what?

Well and truly!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


I cannot remember now; too long ago!  Well, not too long, on that Sunday afternoon with Mitch............mmmmmmmm :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)

Details!!!!! Whos mitch???????? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 21:50:08
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They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)


The kind of star gazing I was referring to Ms Z must be done when the subject matter is in the prone position ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Oo er mrs!!!! ;D ;)



 ;D ;D ;D and if memory serves correctly it's very much a case of  Oh - eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm - what?

Well and truly!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


I cannot remember now; too long ago!  Well, not too long, on that Sunday afternoon with Mitch............mmmmmmmm :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)

Details!!!!! Whos mitch???????? ;D ;D ;D


This 28 year old very physically fit (!!) chap who loved bathing twice a day who I knew for a while.......he came on to me!!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Wow!!!!! :-* :-* :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: G Force
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 August 2009, 22:03:10
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This 28 year old very physically fit (!!) chap who loved bathing twice a day who I knew for a while.......he came on to me!!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Wow!!!!! :-* :-* :D :D :D ;)


......a satisfactory conculsion then Ms Z ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
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Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 22:13:21
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They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)


The kind of star gazing I was referring to Ms Z must be done when the subject matter is in the prone position ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Oo er mrs!!!! ;D ;)



 ;D ;D ;D and if memory serves correctly it's very much a case of  Oh - eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm - what?

Well and truly!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


I cannot remember now; too long ago!  Well, not too long, on that Sunday afternoon with Mitch............mmmmmmmm :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)

Details!!!!! Whos mitch???????? ;D ;D ;D


This 28 year old very physically fit (!!) chap who loved bathing twice a day who I knew for a while.......he came on to me!!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Wow!!!!! :-* :-* :D :D :D ;)

Cool! You sound shocked that he came on to you!!!! ;)
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 22:34:38
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They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)


The kind of star gazing I was referring to Ms Z must be done when the subject matter is in the prone position ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Oo er mrs!!!! ;D ;)



 ;D ;D ;D and if memory serves correctly it's very much a case of  Oh - eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm - what?

Well and truly!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


I cannot remember now; too long ago!  Well, not too long, on that Sunday afternoon with Mitch............mmmmmmmm :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)

Details!!!!! Whos mitch???????? ;D ;D ;D


This 28 year old very physically fit (!!) chap who loved bathing twice a day who I knew for a while.......he came on to me!!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Wow!!!!! :-* :-* :D :D :D ;)

Cool! You sound shocked that he came on to you!!!! ;)


Well Ljay, what's that joke about 56 does not go into 28, but 28 goes into 56??!! :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

God I have been with 30+ year old's, but 28.......that was a nice surprise!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: G Force
Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 22:37:47
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They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)


The kind of star gazing I was referring to Ms Z must be done when the subject matter is in the prone position ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Oo er mrs!!!! ;D ;)



 ;D ;D ;D and if memory serves correctly it's very much a case of  Oh - eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm - what?

Well and truly!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


I cannot remember now; too long ago!  Well, not too long, on that Sunday afternoon with Mitch............mmmmmmmm :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)

Details!!!!! Whos mitch???????? ;D ;D ;D


This 28 year old very physically fit (!!) chap who loved bathing twice a day who I knew for a while.......he came on to me!!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Wow!!!!! :-* :-* :D :D :D ;)

Cool! You sound shocked that he came on to you!!!! ;)


Well Ljay, what's that joke about 56 does not go into 28, but 28 goes into 56??!! :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

God I have been with 30+ year old's, but 28.......that was a nice surprise!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :y :y :y :y :y
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 22:40:23
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They are, and I don't know about you Ljay but I have usually been watching them on my back!!  In Spain I remember it being particularly marvelous;  plenty of clear air on a villa's roof.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)


The kind of star gazing I was referring to Ms Z must be done when the subject matter is in the prone position ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Oo er mrs!!!! ;D ;)



 ;D ;D ;D and if memory serves correctly it's very much a case of  Oh - eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm - what?

Well and truly!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


I cannot remember now; too long ago!  Well, not too long, on that Sunday afternoon with Mitch............mmmmmmmm :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)

Details!!!!! Whos mitch???????? ;D ;D ;D


This 28 year old very physically fit (!!) chap who loved bathing twice a day who I knew for a while.......he came on to me!!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Wow!!!!! :-* :-* :D :D :D ;)

Cool! You sound shocked that he came on to you!!!! ;)


Well Ljay, what's that joke about 56 does not go into 28, but 28 goes into 56??!! :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

God I have been with 30+ year old's, but 28.......that was a nice surprise!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :y :y :y :y :y


Oh yes indeed, and I am now going to the gym and exercising like mad again! :D :D ;)
Title: Re: G Force
Post by: LJay on 20 August 2009, 22:42:11
Good for you!
Nowt like a bit of male attention to liven things up!!!! ;) :y
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 August 2009, 22:43:54
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Good for you!
Nowt like a bit of male attention to liven things up!!!! ;) :y

No Ljay, and in the gym what fit young men there are!!! :o :o :o :o :o 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;)