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Title: Flowers
Post by: goonv6 on 24 August 2009, 19:29:40

Two young ladies were sitting in a living room gossiping and sipping tea when one of them looks out of the window. "Aw how romantic! There's your boyfriend coming home carrying a big bouquet of flowers!"

"Damn, not again!" says her friend glumly.
"What's wrong with that! a lovely bouquet of flowers! I wish my hubby was that romantic" replies her bemused friend.
"Oh nothing" says the first, "It just means that I have to spend all night on my back with my legs open"
The other girl thinks for a while. "...surely you've got a vase!"

Title: Re: Flowers
Post by: waspy on 24 August 2009, 19:32:40

That's a good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Flowers
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 August 2009, 20:05:08

 They are definately getting worse!!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Flowers
Post by: Ghost on 24 August 2009, 20:06:56

Poor flowers [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Title: Re: Flowers
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 24 August 2009, 20:11:57

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: Flowers
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 24 August 2009, 20:40:34

 ;D ;D ;D I could eat  ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D :y