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Title: Joke - Usain Bolt
Post by: I_want_an_Omega on 25 August 2009, 13:11:52

Did you know that if your wife "ran off" with Usain Bolt there would be nothing you could do about it  :D

Title: Re: Joke - Usain Bolt
Post by: Elite Pete on 25 August 2009, 13:14:10

There is, I would give him all the money I have so long as he didn't bring her back ::)

Title: Re: Joke - Usain Bolt
Post by: bob.dent on 25 August 2009, 13:19:34

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There is, I would give him all the money I have so long as he didn't bring her back ::)

 ;D ;D ;D

Pete, you're pure evil!! [smiley=evil.gif]

Title: Re: Joke - Usain Bolt
Post by: Elite Pete on 25 August 2009, 13:21:29

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There is, I would give him all the money I have so long as he didn't bring her back ::)

 ;D ;D ;D

Pete, you're pure evil!! [smiley=evil.gif]

I love her really Bob, almost as much as I love you :-*

Title: Re: Joke - Usain Bolt
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 25 August 2009, 13:24:46

Would this unhappy event come as a bolt out of the blue however? ::) ::)

Title: Re: Joke - Usain Bolt
Post by: STMO999 on 25 August 2009, 16:08:01

This one was originally for Linford Christie, but works better for Usain Bolt:

Usain Bolt goes to join a very select golf club. The steward is a bit embarrassed as he tells him "Sorry sir, we dont allow, erm, black men to join here. However there is another club about fifteen minutes down the road............"

"But I'm Usain Bolt!"

"Alright, keep your rather shirt on. Five minutes down the road"

Title: Re: Joke - Usain Bolt
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 25 August 2009, 16:56:05

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This one was originally for Linford Christie, but works better for Usain Bolt:

Usain Bolt goes to join a very select golf club. The steward is a bit embarrassed as he tells him "Sorry sir, we dont allow, erm, black men to join here. However there is another club about fifteen minutes down the road............"

"But I'm Usain Bolt!"

"Alright, keep your rather shirt on. Five minutes down the road"

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke - Usain Bolt
Post by: albitz on 25 August 2009, 17:17:37

Does he know a very clever chemist ? ;)