Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: moggy on 26 August 2009, 02:05:58
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My mate lives in abu-dabi,he says the roads are great long and straight.He was going to work one day doing 30 mph,when a little Arab on a bike went past him.He said sod this and put his foot down,at 40 mph the little Arab went passed him again.He said sod this and put his foot down again,70 mph and sure enough the little Arab went passed him again.When they got to the traffic lights my mate shouted IO ARE YOU STUPID.The little Arab said NO YOU STUPID YOU CAUGHT BRACESS IN DOOR HANDLE ;D ;D :D ;)
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great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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That is a new version of an old joke, but still ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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That is a new version of an old joke, but still ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Aye. Ken Dodd circa 1975. ;D
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We'll be hearing about the eight legged chicken next ;D
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We'll be hearing about the eight legged chicken next ;D
...after that the thigh will be the limit ::) ::) ;D ;D :y
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We'll be hearing about the eight legged chicken next ;D
...after that the thigh will be the limit ::) ::) ;D ;D :y
indeed, new jokes are like hens teeth though
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We'll be hearing about the eight legged chicken next ;D
...after that the thigh will be the limit ::) ::) ;D ;D :y
indeed, new jokes are like hens teeth though
...yep I was on a wing and a prayer there ;D :y