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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: omegod on 27 August 2009, 17:45:48
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Sadly the latest pope is found to be seriously ill and is being attended to by the Vatican medical team, they diagnose a very rare condition that can only be cured by having intercourse with a woman.
The Vatican elders are horrified at the thought of such a terrible travesty occuring but decide to let the pope decide what should be done.
After long deliberation and with a heavy heart he calls the elders into his chamber and with a weak voice says " For the sake of the church I will succumb to this terrible cure, but only on three conditions, 1. The woman must be deaf and dumb so as not to recognise my voice and never to be able to speak of this, 2. she must also be blind so as not to recognise my face. The elders all nod with relief in agreement at such wiseness for the sake of the holy church but after a while one reminds the pope of the third condition, he smiles slowly and says in a low rasping voice" Hmmmm, Big Boobies !"
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Sadly the latest pope is found to be seriously ill and is being attended to by the Vatican medical team, they diagnose a very rare condition that can only be cured by having intercourse with a woman.
The Vatican elders are horrified at the thought of such a terrible travesty occuring but decide to let the pope decide what should be done.
After long deliberation and with a heavy heart he calls the elders into his chamber and with a weak voice says " For the sake of the church I will succumb to this terrible cure, but only on three conditions, 1. The woman must be deaf and dumb so as not to recognise my voice and never to be able to speak of this, 2. she must also be blind so as not to recognise my face. The elders all nod with relief in agreement at such wiseness for the sake of the holy church but after a while one reminds the pope of the third condition, he smiles slowly and says in a low rasping voice" Hmmmm, Big Boobies !"
Gets my vote.
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