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Title: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Lioned on 27 August 2009, 20:07:03
Thought i'd get her something nice for her birthday,so i bought her a new chair.

Now they wont let me plug it in... [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Jimbob on 27 August 2009, 20:08:47
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: LaserLance on 27 August 2009, 20:10:50
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Thought i'd get her something nice for her birthday,so i bought her a new chair.

Now they wont let me plug it in... [smiley=laugh.gif]
Another fine entry to the Les Dawson Memorial joke book :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Tonka. on 27 August 2009, 20:11:16
I've got a soft spot for my MIL.............a swamp  ;D ;)

Old but good  :y :y
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Richie London on 27 August 2009, 20:11:28
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Thought i'd get her something nice for her birthday,so i bought her a new chair.

Now they wont let me plug it in... [smiley=laugh.gif]

shocking thing to say about the mo in law  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Tonka. on 27 August 2009, 20:12:31
Oddly, my Mother in Law looks just like Les Dawson (not now, when he was alive  ::))  ;)
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: STMO999 on 27 August 2009, 20:13:13
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Oddly, my Mother in Law looks just like Les Dawson (not now, when he was alive  ::))  ;)

That can be fixed ;)

Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Tonka. on 27 August 2009, 20:19:12
Spot a similarity?

My Mother in Law

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/stage/panto_2003/images/les_dawson_150.jpg)

Les Dawson

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42612000/jpg/_42612171_lesdawson_two203.jpg)

 ;) ;)
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: waspy on 27 August 2009, 20:29:04
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Spot a similarity?

My Mother in Law

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/stage/panto_2003/images/les_dawson_150.jpg)

Les Dawson

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42612000/jpg/_42612171_lesdawson_two203.jpg)

 ;) ;)


They say, to see what your wife's going to look like in years to come look at the mother in law ::) ::) ::)

Oh dear ;D ;D
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Tonka. on 27 August 2009, 21:07:56
Oh bugger  ;D ;D
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Lioned on 27 August 2009, 21:13:57
My Mother-in-law's other car is a Broom!


She came round to visit the other day,shame  i just missed her,so i had to reload and try again.
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: waspy on 27 August 2009, 21:15:32
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My Mother-in-law's other car is a Broom!


She came round to visit the other day,shame  i just missed her,so i had to reload and try again.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Ghost on 27 August 2009, 21:18:29
Guys your all wrong, Its Not mother in law its Monster in law [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Lioned on 27 August 2009, 21:35:08
Had a row with her the other day,she told me she was going to 'dance on my grave'.
I said thats handy,i'm getting buried at sea...... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Ziad on 27 August 2009, 22:15:21
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: albitz on 27 August 2009, 22:18:47
Have we slipped into a 1970,s sitcom in a parallel universe. ;D :D
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 28 August 2009, 08:52:46
Lol, I carried out my community service last week.....took my parents and the mother in law away for a week.

The mother in law asked why we had chosen to take her to Bridport, I replied, it was chosen for you, its on the Jurassic coast so we know you will feel quite a home!
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 28 August 2009, 10:02:18
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Lol, I carried out my community service last week.....took my parents and the mother in law away for a week.

The mother in law asked why we had chosen to take her to Bridport, I replied, it was chosen for you, its on the Jurassic coast so we know you will feel quite a home!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 28 August 2009, 10:03:44
Now Les Dawson, there was a great comic talent!! 8-) 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)

Sorely missed :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(.  Who could get close to him now for that level of comic talent? ::) ::)
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: LFF64 on 28 August 2009, 10:10:08
Good morning Lizzie .
There are a few on here  ;)
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 28 August 2009, 10:12:54
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Good morning Lizzie .
There are a few on here  ;)


Morning LFF! :-*

Yes, there certainly are some right comics on here.....! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Tonka. on 28 August 2009, 10:19:44
To quote Bob Monkhouse

"I used to tell people I wanted to be a comic.............there not laughing now"  ;D ;)
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 28 August 2009, 10:25:51
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To quote Bob Monkhouse

"I used to tell people I wanted to be a comic.............there not laughing now"  ;D ;)


Yep, another one of that era's comedy geniuses!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: My Mother In Law...
Post by: mathewst on 28 August 2009, 15:19:09
Here is another good one though not about the Mother's in law

NEWS FLASH: Friday evening. A notorious murderer has just escaped from Texas State Prison. Police advise members of the public that they should not approach him at any costs, but report any sightings to their nearest police station.
NEWS FLASH: Saturday afternoon. The convict who escaped from Texas State Prison late Friday evening is safely back in custody after surrendering himself to police early this morning.
When asked why he gave himself up after his first taste of freedom for twelve years, the con replied, "When I finally got home, the first thing my wife asked me was, 'Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago'."