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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Nickbat on 31 August 2009, 19:44:15
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Ugh! How can anyone write this sort of thing? :o
Glad they did, though. I haven't laughed so much in ages! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
http://www.derbygripe.co.uk/oddsocks/turd.htm
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Ugh! How can anyone write this sort of thing? :o
Sounds like a load of s*it to me...where's scatman john when you need him eh? ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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it's a load of crap if you ask me
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really enjoyed clicking on that while eating my chinese. 20 quid down the pan ;D ;D
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PMSL, I havent seen that one since Iraq, we printed it out and crossed off each type until we had a full-house....... jeez we were bored! ;D ;D ;D
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Maybe it says something about me, but thank you Nick, I haven't laughed so much for ages ;D ;D ;D
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Maybe it says something about me, but thank you Nick, I haven't laughed so much for ages ;D ;D ;D
It's because we will forget to take the dogs out, forget to do the ironing, forget to pay the milkman but we all remember having done each one of those turds once in our lives ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Maybe it says something about me, but thank you Nick, I haven't laughed so much for ages ;D ;D ;D
It's because we will forget to take the dogs out, forget to do the ironing, forget to pay the milkman but we all remember having done each one of those turds once in our lives ;D ;D ;D :y :y
I see the old 'Guinness splatter' wasn't included. ;D
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.
Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.
Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P
Yes Ljay, but I dont think of you as a woman. ;D ;D ;D
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.
Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P
They did miss your turd LJay......
The unfortunately positioned turd
When you fall over something trivial, say a tent-peg, and hope there was noone watching or worse someone with a camera, the humiliation is final when you stand up and realise fido marked his territory where you were sat!
Purely fiction but that would have been class ;D ;D ;D ;D
::) ::) ::)
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.
Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P
Yes Ljay, but I dont think of you as a woman. ;D ;D ;D
Ok, now I'm intrigued! In your mind, what am I???? :-? ;D
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.
Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P
They did miss your turd LJay......
The unfortunately positioned turd
When you fall over something trivial, say a tent-peg, and hope there was noone watching or worse someone with a camera, the humiliation is final when you stand up and realise fido marked his territory where you were sat!
Purely fiction but that would have been class ;D ;D ;D ;D
::) ::) ::)
Fantastic!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.
Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P
Yes Ljay, but I dont think of you as a woman. ;D ;D ;D
Ok, now I'm intrigued! In your mind, what am I???? :-? ;D
Dont be offended. You are 'one of the boys' :-*
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.
Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P
They did miss your turd LJay......
The unfortunately positioned turd
When you fall over something trivial, say a tent-peg, and hope there was noone watching or worse someone with a camera, the humiliation is final when you stand up and realise fido marked his territory where you were sat!
Purely fiction but that would have been class ;D ;D ;D ;D
::) ::) ::)
Just need to get Jura or Holly to do the honours at Newent, and Ill see what I can do ;D ;D ;D
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.
Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P
Yes Ljay, but I dont think of you as a woman. ;D ;D ;D
Ok, now I'm intrigued! In your mind, what am I???? :-? ;D
Dont be offended. You are 'one of the boys' :-*
Cool! :y
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Excellent ;D ;D ;D
The red eye turd, I even breath as if im having contractions and then push ;D
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Excellent ;D ;D ;D
The red eye turd, I even breath as if im having contractions and then push ;D
Too much information Pete! Thats an image I can well live without!!!!! ;D ;D
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Excellent ;D ;D ;D
The red eye turd, I even breath as if im having contractions and then push ;D
Too much information Pete! Thats an image I can well live without!!!!! ;D ;D
You might hear the screams next weekend ;D
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Excellent ;D ;D ;D
The red eye turd, I even breath as if im having contractions and then push ;D
Too much information Pete! Thats an image I can well live without!!!!! ;D ;D
You might hear the screams next weekend ;D
But for a whole different reason????? ;) ;) ;) :P
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
thats n important subject and needs more attention.. ;D
sent the link to friends ;D ;D :y
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.
Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P
So did my mrs, was a good laugh but who spent there time writing that?
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Sorry to let the side down, men, but it's not my kind of humour. Read the first four items and decided I didn't want to read the rest. :(
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Sorry to let the side down, men, but it's not my kind of humour. Read the first four items and decided I didn't want to read the rest. :(
You're not letting the side down at all!
Humour means different things to different people. For example, tonight I saw the trailer for the new series of Shooting Stars, a programme I find as funny as a famine. I like toilet humour, and I like black humour and I love Viz Magazine's profanisaurus, but these are not to everyone's liking. Humour is subjective, like art appreciation. No offence meant. :y
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Sorry to let the side down, men, but it's not my kind of humour. Read the first four items and decided I didn't want to read the rest. :(
You're not letting the side down at all!
Humour means different things to different people. For example, tonight I saw the trailer for the new series of Shooting Stars, a programme I find as funny as a famine. I like toilet humour, and I like black humour and I love Viz Magazine's profanisaurus, but these are not to everyone's liking. Humour is subjective, like art appreciation. No offence meant. :y
I have to agree with you about Shooting Stars. I have never found Vic Reeves the least bit amusing, and the Reeves and Mortimer partnership is no better. But Shooting Stars is the absolute pits. I have never managed to sit through more than 2 minutes of it.
I watched a bit of The Office the other night, and I still don't find that particularly funny. And I watched an episode of something called How Not To Live Your Life this evening, and that was dire.
But I liked Extras, and I can laugh at Two Pints of Lager. Its all very subjective. :)