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Title: Disgusting
Post by: Nickbat on 31 August 2009, 19:44:15
Ugh! How can anyone write this sort of thing?  :o



Glad they did, though. I haven't laughed so much in ages!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

http://www.derbygripe.co.uk/oddsocks/turd.htm
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: KillerWatt on 31 August 2009, 19:47:43
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Ugh! How can anyone write this sort of thing?  :o
Sounds like a load of s*it to me...where's scatman john when you need him eh?  ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: nick v6 on 31 August 2009, 19:47:55
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: kris on 31 August 2009, 19:48:57
it's a load of crap if you ask me
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: Richie London on 31 August 2009, 19:55:18
really enjoyed clicking on that while eating my chinese. 20 quid down the pan  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: Gaffers on 31 August 2009, 20:12:28
PMSL, I havent seen that one since Iraq, we printed it out and crossed off each type until we had a full-house....... jeez we were bored!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: STMO999 on 31 August 2009, 20:12:51
Maybe it says something about me, but thank you Nick, I haven't laughed so much for ages ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: Gaffers on 31 August 2009, 20:15:46
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Maybe it says something about me, but thank you Nick, I haven't laughed so much for ages ;D ;D ;D

It's because we will forget to take the dogs out, forget to do the ironing, forget to pay the milkman but we all remember having done each one of those turds once in our lives  ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: STMO999 on 31 August 2009, 20:17:17
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Maybe it says something about me, but thank you Nick, I haven't laughed so much for ages ;D ;D ;D

It's because we will forget to take the dogs out, forget to do the ironing, forget to pay the milkman but we all remember having done each one of those turds once in our lives  ;D ;D ;D :y :y

I see the old 'Guinness splatter' wasn't included. ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: STMO999 on 31 August 2009, 20:19:31
I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: LJay on 31 August 2009, 20:24:04
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: STMO999 on 31 August 2009, 20:26:01
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P

Yes Ljay, but I dont think of you as a woman. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: Gaffers on 31 August 2009, 20:27:33
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P

They did miss your turd LJay......

The unfortunately positioned turd
When you fall over something trivial, say a tent-peg, and hope there was noone watching or worse someone with a camera, the humiliation is final when you stand up and realise fido marked his territory where you were sat!


Purely fiction but that would have been class  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: LJay on 31 August 2009, 20:28:38
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P

Yes Ljay, but I dont think of you as a woman. ;D ;D ;D

Ok, now I'm intrigued! In your mind, what am I???? :-? ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: LJay on 31 August 2009, 20:29:32
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P

They did miss your turd LJay......

The unfortunately positioned turd
When you fall over something trivial, say a tent-peg, and hope there was noone watching or worse someone with a camera, the humiliation is final when you stand up and realise fido marked his territory where you were sat!


Purely fiction but that would have been class  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ::) ::) ::)

Fantastic!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: STMO999 on 31 August 2009, 20:29:46
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P

Yes Ljay, but I dont think of you as a woman. ;D ;D ;D

Ok, now I'm intrigued! In your mind, what am I???? :-? ;D

Dont be offended. You are 'one of the boys' :-*
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: Jimbob on 31 August 2009, 20:29:50
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P

They did miss your turd LJay......

The unfortunately positioned turd
When you fall over something trivial, say a tent-peg, and hope there was noone watching or worse someone with a camera, the humiliation is final when you stand up and realise fido marked his territory where you were sat!


Purely fiction but that would have been class  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ::) ::) ::)


Just need to get Jura or Holly to do the honours at Newent, and Ill see what I can do  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: LJay on 31 August 2009, 20:38:16
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P

Yes Ljay, but I dont think of you as a woman. ;D ;D ;D

Ok, now I'm intrigued! In your mind, what am I???? :-? ;D

Dont be offended. You are 'one of the boys' :-*

Cool! :y
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: Elite Pete on 31 August 2009, 20:58:43
Excellent ;D ;D ;D

The red eye turd, I even breath as if im having contractions and then push ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: LJay on 31 August 2009, 21:02:37
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Excellent ;D ;D ;D

The red eye turd, I even breath as if im having contractions and then push ;D

Too much information Pete! Thats an image I can well live without!!!!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: Elite Pete on 31 August 2009, 21:03:46
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Excellent ;D ;D ;D

The red eye turd, I even breath as if im having contractions and then push ;D

Too much information Pete! Thats an image I can well live without!!!!! ;D ;D
You might hear the screams next weekend ;D
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: LJay on 31 August 2009, 21:05:36
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Excellent ;D ;D ;D

The red eye turd, I even breath as if im having contractions and then push ;D

Too much information Pete! Thats an image I can well live without!!!!! ;D ;D
You might hear the screams next weekend ;D

But for a whole different reason????? ;) ;) ;) :P
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 31 August 2009, 21:08:24
 :-?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


thats n important subject and needs more attention..  ;D

sent the link to friends ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: Del Boy on 31 August 2009, 22:07:01
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I could show that to my wife and she wouldn't even grin. Yet my ten year old son would wet himself. These things are the difference between men and women.

Don't generalise you! I found it quite funny! :P
So did my mrs, was a good laugh but who spent there time writing that?
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: jereboam on 31 August 2009, 22:16:42
Sorry to let the side down, men, but it's not my kind of humour.  Read the first four items and decided I didn't want to read the rest. :(
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: Nickbat on 31 August 2009, 22:48:42
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Sorry to let the side down, men, but it's not my kind of humour.  Read the first four items and decided I didn't want to read the rest. :(

You're not letting the side down at all!

Humour means different things to different people. For example, tonight I saw the trailer for the new series of Shooting Stars, a programme I find as funny as a famine. I like toilet humour, and I like black humour and I love Viz Magazine's profanisaurus, but these are not to everyone's liking. Humour is subjective, like art appreciation. No offence meant.  :y
Title: Re: Disgusting
Post by: jereboam on 01 September 2009, 02:13:52
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Sorry to let the side down, men, but it's not my kind of humour.  Read the first four items and decided I didn't want to read the rest. :(

You're not letting the side down at all!

Humour means different things to different people. For example, tonight I saw the trailer for the new series of Shooting Stars, a programme I find as funny as a famine. I like toilet humour, and I like black humour and I love Viz Magazine's profanisaurus, but these are not to everyone's liking. Humour is subjective, like art appreciation. No offence meant.  :y
I have to agree with you about Shooting Stars.  I have never found Vic Reeves the least bit amusing, and the Reeves and Mortimer partnership is no better.  But Shooting Stars is the absolute pits.  I have never managed to sit through more than 2 minutes of it. 

I watched a bit of The Office the other night, and I still don't find that particularly funny.  And I watched an episode of something called How Not To Live Your Life this evening, and that was dire. 

But I liked Extras, and I can laugh at Two Pints of Lager.  Its all very subjective. :)