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Title: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: robbo299 on 31 August 2009, 22:15:56
I know a certain "young lad" on here has strong feelings towards mobile and temporary accomadation/recreational vehicles which are towed behind another vehicle. Perhaps he feels that the drag factor towing one of these vehicles reduces both the rear view of his vehicle and increases fuel consumption drastically. ;) I think i have found the answer! :) I saw this today and thought it would be the perfect compromise for Newent :y

(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn228/robbo299/knebworth%202009/31082009249.jpg)
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn228/robbo299/knebworth%202009/31082009248.jpg)
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn228/robbo299/knebworth%202009/31082009247.jpg)

I got my daughter to pose next to it to give a sense of proportion :y :y It can sleep two (just. very cosy) it has a modern entertainment console ( sony cd player and 10" flat screen tv ) plus.... wait for it.... when you lift the rear hatch... a fitted kitchen! ( well.. a two ring camping cooker and small fridge ) :y
There you go.... problem solved! :y :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 August 2009, 22:20:37
Oh Rob Lad.... your sailing close to the wind with that one  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Jaime maybe feeling a little restless as it is work tomorrow  :D :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: STMO999 on 31 August 2009, 22:20:40
I've spotted the deliberate mistake. If it's pissi raining heavily, you cant cook. ;D
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: TheBoy on 31 August 2009, 22:22:34
Ideal for pikey dwarfs!
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 August 2009, 22:25:25
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Ideal for pikey dwarfs!

I get the feeling that is what Rob was calling you Jaime mate, being honest  :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: robbo299 on 31 August 2009, 22:28:36
Me Daz? Why? Who is Jaime? ::) ::) ;D just had to do it. PSML when i saw it. ;D Knew it "had to be done". As to STMO123`s observation.. you use a large t-towel (provided in kitchen) to cover your head. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: Vamps on 31 August 2009, 22:29:14
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Ideal for pikey dwarfs!

I get the feeling that is what Rob was calling you Jaime mate, being honest  :D ;D ;D

Do I detect an attempt at 'stiring it'........ ::) :D :D
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 August 2009, 22:31:06
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Me Daz? Why? Who is Jaime? ::) ::) ;D just had to do it. PSML when i saw it. ;D Knew it "had to be done". As to STMO123`s observation.. you use a large t-towel (provided in kitchen) to cover your head. ;D ;D ;D


STMO is bald as a badger so doesn't need the t towel mate ;D ;D ;D
As to who's Jaime!!! nice try but he has clocked ya ;)
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: TheBoy on 31 August 2009, 22:32:41
And I'm in Luton on Thursday. I will pack the baseball bat ;D
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: robbo299 on 31 August 2009, 22:33:26
Daz! Put that rather big spoon away! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: Vamps on 31 August 2009, 22:34:36
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Daz! Put that rather big spoon away! ;D ;D ;D


He can't ::) ::)  it is too big to put anywhere :D :D :D
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 August 2009, 22:38:41
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Daz! Put that rather big spoon away! ;D ;D ;D

Sounds like Jaime has a stirring tool he's bring to Luton :D
Think you must all be getting me mixed up with Jaime ::)
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: robbo299 on 31 August 2009, 22:41:07
He wont be able to sit down at Newent if i get hold of him with that spoon. ::) Just to think.. my missus was prepared to massage his bad back too when he popped down last week :D. Thanx mate. ;D ;D ;D
Dont forget i have a pic of your "other car" Daz. ;) ;) :y
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: TheBoy on 31 August 2009, 22:42:10
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He wont be able to sit down at Newent if i get hold of him with that spoon. ::) Just to think.. my missus was prepared to massage his bad back too when he popped down last week :D. Thanx mate. ;D ;D ;D
Dont forget i have a pic of your "other car" Daz. ;) ;) :y
Other car being the chavmobile?
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: robbo299 on 31 August 2009, 22:44:12
Sorry Daz, Someone has twisted my arm..... :D

(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn228/robbo299/Luton%20Festival%20of%20Transport/festivaloftransport010.jpg)
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 August 2009, 22:47:08
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He wont be able to sit down at Newent if i get hold of him with that spoon. ::) Just to think.. my missus was prepared to massage his bad back too when he popped down last week :D. Thanx mate. ;D ;D ;D
Dont forget i have a pic of your "other car" Daz. ;) ;) :y
Other car being the Chick Magnet?


Well you got that right :y
I drove through Luton and had a number of women throwing theirselves onto my bonnet, the view was outstanding but i was worried for their safety  :D
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 August 2009, 22:48:55
Rob if Mrs. Rob is wanting to massage me mate it can be arranged not a problem ;) she doesn't need to flatter me anymore with lovely pictures of cars that would suit me ;D
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: robbo299 on 31 August 2009, 23:31:43
Daz, the only reason the women were throwing themselves over your bonnet was because you were driving the wrong way up a one way street! ::) You didn`t mention the fact that the women were elderly residents from the care home crossing the road either.  :o ::)  :D ;D
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: CaptainZok on 01 September 2009, 00:03:57
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He wont be able to sit down at Newent if i get hold of him with that spoon. ::) Just to think.. my missus was prepared to massage his bad back too when he popped down last week :D. Thanx mate. ;D ;D ;D
Dont forget i have a pic of your "other car" Daz. ;) ;) :y
Other car being the chavmobile?
AKA the Escrote Pram.
Title: Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
Post by: TheBoy on 01 September 2009, 14:12:04
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He wont be able to sit down at Newent if i get hold of him with that spoon. ::) Just to think.. my missus was prepared to massage his bad back too when he popped down last week :D. Thanx mate. ;D ;D ;D
Dont forget i have a pic of your "other car" Daz. ;) ;) :y
Other car being the Chick Magnet?


Well you got that right :y
I drove through Luton and had a number of women throwing theirselves onto my bonnet, the view was outstanding but i was worried for their safety  :D
I find that happens when speeding down a pedestrianised high street as well