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Title: Scots joke.
Post by: amigov6 on 02 September 2009, 20:19:51

A Scotsman in full military regalia walks into a chemists, unbuttons his sporran & produces a cloth pacel. He carefully unwraps it & takes out a silk parcel from which he produces a totally ragged & patched condom. "How much to repair this?" he asks. "Sixpence" replies the chemist. "How much for a new one?" he asks. "Tenpence" replies the chemist. The Scotsman turns & walks proudly outside. A minute later the chemist hears a huge cheer, the Scotsman walks back in & proudly announces....

    I've had a word with the lads & we'll have a new one!!!!" ::)

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Post by: Jimbob on 02 September 2009, 20:22:01

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Disgusting!

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Post by: Debs. on 02 September 2009, 20:25:56

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: STMO999 on 02 September 2009, 20:30:51

Very true funny :y

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Post by: LJay on 02 September 2009, 20:31:36

Yuk!!! ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Elite Pete on 02 September 2009, 20:32:34

 ;D ;D

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Post by: Richie London on 02 September 2009, 20:32:35

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 02 September 2009, 21:42:51

 ;D ;D :y

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Post by: dbug on 03 September 2009, 02:03:06

 ;D ;D ;D(http://www.dbug.co.uk/pics/smile/rotfl.gif) ;D ;D

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Post by: Pitchfork on 03 September 2009, 09:02:38

School playground circa 1965!!! ;)

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Post by: doog on 03 September 2009, 09:12:48

I am a Scotsman i  am very offended by this stereotypical "joke"

 im not really but felt i should jump on the im offended bandwagon  :y

Doug

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Post by: Andyb on 03 September 2009, 11:11:39

eeeer yuck

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Post by: cam2502 on 03 September 2009, 16:50:39

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Debs. on 03 September 2009, 19:10:23

Quote

I am a Scotsman i  am very offended by this stereotypical "joke"

 im not really but felt i should jump on the im offended bandwagon  :y

Doug

I`m offended by how overly-sensitive Scots. people are! ;D