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Title: Oh Bugger
Post by: Elite Pete on 14 September 2009, 19:45:46
I agreed last week to play Badminton, tonights the night :'(
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Post by: Welung666 on 14 September 2009, 19:47:36
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I agreed last week to play Badminton, tonights the night :'(

I think you're going to be late ;D ;D
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Post by: tunnie on 14 September 2009, 19:49:40
please, i am just about to have dinner, now i feel sick at the thought of you moving around  ;D
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Post by: Ghost on 14 September 2009, 19:59:51
OOOOOppppppppssss get your skates on then Lol
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Post by: Elite Pete on 14 September 2009, 21:24:22
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please, i am just about to have dinner, now i feel sick at the thought of you moving around  ;D
Bet you sat on the couch with a TV dinner and the remote in your hand. Won't be long before I have a body like a greek god, you lanky streak of wee ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: tunnie on 14 September 2009, 21:26:41
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please, i am just about to have dinner, now i feel sick at the thought of you moving around  ;D
Bet you sat on the couch with a TV dinner and the remote in your hand. Won't be long before I have a body like a greek god, you lanky streak of wee ;D ;D ;D

I had a very nice stir fry, i had Subway, for lunch, + 6 donuts and 3 choccie brownies.

Face it you would kill for a body like mine! Eat what the hell ya want, and never gains weight.
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Post by: Elite Pete on 14 September 2009, 21:38:07
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please, i am just about to have dinner, now i feel sick at the thought of you moving around  ;D
Bet you sat on the couch with a TV dinner and the remote in your hand. Won't be long before I have a body like a greek god, you lanky streak of wee ;D ;D ;D

I had a very nice stir fry, i had Subway, for lunch, + 6 donuts and 3 choccie brownies.

Face it you would kill for a body like mine! Eat what the hell ya want, and never gains weight.
The only reason you have big feet is to stop you falling down grids and no I wouldn't like a body like yours. I'm fat but can diet your skinny and weak and there's nothin you can do about it :P :P ;D
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Post by: tunnie on 14 September 2009, 21:40:57
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please, i am just about to have dinner, now i feel sick at the thought of you moving around  ;D
Bet you sat on the couch with a TV dinner and the remote in your hand. Won't be long before I have a body like a greek god, you lanky streak of wee ;D ;D ;D

I had a very nice stir fry, i had Subway, for lunch, + 6 donuts and 3 choccie brownies.

Face it you would kill for a body like mine! Eat what the hell ya want, and never gains weight.
The only reason you have big feet is to stop you falling down grids and no I wouldn't like a body like yours. I'm fat but can diet your skinny and weak and there's nothin you can do about it :P :P ;D

I do my best but this body refuses to gain weight  ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 14 September 2009, 21:48:40
So how did you do youth? :y
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Post by: Ghost on 14 September 2009, 21:48:43
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please, i am just about to have dinner, now i feel sick at the thought of you moving around  ;D
Bet you sat on the couch with a TV dinner and the remote in your hand. Won't be long before I have a body like a greek god, you lanky streak of wee ;D ;D ;D

I had a very nice stir fry, i had Subway, for lunch, + 6 donuts and 3 choccie brownies.

Face it you would kill for a body like mine! Eat what the hell ya want, and never gains weight.
The only reason you have big feet is to stop you falling down grids and no I wouldn't like a body like yours. I'm fat but can diet your skinny and weak and there's nothin you can do about it :P :P ;D

I do my best but this body refuses to gain weight  ;D

I have the same problem, pi$$es everyone right off [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Post by: Elite Pete on 14 September 2009, 21:53:20
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So how did you do youth? :y
First time i've played it old boy but my opponents said I was a natural and asked if I would like to join the local club.








































OK the last bit was a lie ;D ;D
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Post by: tunnie on 14 September 2009, 21:53:43
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please, i am just about to have dinner, now i feel sick at the thought of you moving around  ;D
Bet you sat on the couch with a TV dinner and the remote in your hand. Won't be long before I have a body like a greek god, you lanky streak of wee ;D ;D ;D

I had a very nice stir fry, i had Subway, for lunch, + 6 donuts and 3 choccie brownies.

Face it you would kill for a body like mine! Eat what the hell ya want, and never gains weight.
The only reason you have big feet is to stop you falling down grids and no I wouldn't like a body like yours. I'm fat but can diet your skinny and weak and there's nothin you can do about it :P :P ;D

I do my best but this body refuses to gain weight  ;D

I have the same problem, pi$$es everyone right off [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Same here, i get evil looks at work doo's when i am stuffing my face with all the food the girls won't touch as its too unhealthy.

The 'you will get big when you hit 30' routine does not work either, as father tunnie is the same weight as me.
Title: Re: Oh Bugger
Post by: hotel21 on 14 September 2009, 21:54:53
Good.  your a natural.







....a natural what, exactly??    :o
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Post by: Elite Pete on 14 September 2009, 21:54:59
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please, i am just about to have dinner, now i feel sick at the thought of you moving around  ;D
Bet you sat on the couch with a TV dinner and the remote in your hand. Won't be long before I have a body like a greek god, you lanky streak of wee ;D ;D ;D

I had a very nice stir fry, i had Subway, for lunch, + 6 donuts and 3 choccie brownies.

Face it you would kill for a body like mine! Eat what the hell ya want, and never gains weight.
The only reason you have big feet is to stop you falling down grids and no I wouldn't like a body like yours. I'm fat but can diet your skinny and weak and there's nothin you can do about it :P :P ;D

I do my best but this body refuses to gain weight  ;D

I have the same problem, pi$$es everyone right off [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Same here, i get evil looks at work doo's when i am stuffing my face with all the food the girls won't touch as its too unhealthy.

The 'you will get big when you hit 30' routine does not work either, as father tunnie is the same weight as me.
Nah, thats because your ugly :P ;D
Title: Re: Oh Bugger
Post by: tunnie on 14 September 2009, 21:56:19
Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
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Post by: Elite Pete on 14 September 2009, 21:57:21
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Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
She's blind ;D
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Post by: theolodian on 14 September 2009, 21:59:40
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Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
Oooooh!  :o ;D
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Post by: tunnie on 14 September 2009, 22:04:38
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Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
She's blind ;D

We all know what make people go blind  ::) (more so in men) she said she had to because someone was not up to the job  :D  ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 14 September 2009, 22:07:03
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Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
She's blind ;D

We all know what make people go blind  ::) (more so in men) she said she had to because someone was not up to the job  :D  ;D
Mmmm, let me see, Mrs EP has been with me many years, how long was it before your misses dumped you. I told you, you had the drawing I set you on how to do it upside down ;D ;D
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Post by: tunnie on 14 September 2009, 22:13:21
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Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
She's blind ;D

We all know what make people go blind  ::) (more so in men) she said she had to because someone was not up to the job  :D  ;D
Mmmm, let me see, Mrs EP has been with me many years, how long was it before your misses dumped you. I told you, you had the drawing I set you on how to do it upside down ;D ;D

About 2 months, then i realised its not worth the hassle i got from her. Work was not going so well, (had to keep skipping out early to get to hers at a decent time) had nothing, and i mean nothing in the bank.

Now going to work for Sky on a cracking daily rate, been on about 8 holidays since, learned to ride a motorbike, just bought my second, learnt to snowboard and went to the alps with some mates.

Feeling better than i ever did and got 15k in the bank, all done in 18 months.  :)

Never looked back  :y
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 14 September 2009, 22:16:28
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Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
She's blind ;D

We all know what make people go blind  ::) (more so in men) she said she had to because someone was not up to the job  :D  ;D
Mmmm, let me see, Mrs EP has been with me many years, how long was it before your misses dumped you. I told you, you had the drawing I set you on how to do it upside down ;D ;D

About 2 months, then i realised its not worth the hassle i got from her. Work was not going so well, (had to keep skipping out early to get to hers at a decent time) had nothing, and i mean nothing in the bank.

Now going to work for Sky on a cracking daily rate, been on about 8 holidays since, learned to ride a motorbike, just bought my second, learnt to snowboard and went to the alps with some mates.

Feeling better than i ever did and got 15k in the bank, all done in 18 months.  :)

Never looked back  :y


Enjoy it whilst you can Tunnie, because soon you will be going blind ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: theolodian on 14 September 2009, 22:19:25
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Enjoy it whilst you can Tunnie, because soon you will be going blind ;D ;D ;D
I dunno, the rate these two are talking dirty to each other I think that they might be closer to finally recognizing their feelings.  ;) ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 14 September 2009, 22:20:15
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Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
She's blind ;D

We all know what make people go blind  ::) (more so in men) she said she had to because someone was not up to the job  :D  ;D
Mmmm, let me see, Mrs EP has been with me many years, how long was it before your misses dumped you. I told you, you had the drawing I set you on how to do it upside down ;D ;D

About 2 months, then i realised its not worth the hassle i got from her. Work was not going so well, (had to keep skipping out early to get to hers at a decent time) had nothing, and i mean nothing in the bank.

Now going to work for Sky on a cracking daily rate, been on about 8 holidays since, learned to ride a motorbike, just bought my second, learnt to snowboard and went to the alps with some mates.

Feeling better than i ever did and got 15k in the bank, all done in 18 months.  :)

Never looked back  :y


Enjoy it whilst you can Tunnie, because soon you will be going blind ;D ;D ;D
Does Mummy Tunnie not complain about the crusty socks ::)
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 14 September 2009, 22:29:13
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Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
She's blind ;D

We all know what make people go blind  ::) (more so in men) she said she had to because someone was not up to the job  :D  ;D
Mmmm, let me see, Mrs EP has been with me many years, how long was it before your misses dumped you. I told you, you had the drawing I set you on how to do it upside down ;D ;D

About 2 months, then i realised its not worth the hassle i got from her. Work was not going so well, (had to keep skipping out early to get to hers at a decent time) had nothing, and i mean nothing in the bank.

Now going to work for Sky on a cracking daily rate, been on about 8 holidays since, learned to ride a motorbike, just bought my second, learnt to snowboard and went to the alps with some mates.

Feeling better than i ever did and got 15k in the bank, all done in 18 months.  :)

Never looked back  :y


Enjoy it whilst you can Tunnie, because soon you will be going blind ;D ;D ;D
Does Mummy Tunnie not complain about the crusty socks ::)

Although gross... this made me spit my chocolate all over my laptop ;D
Well Tunnie? are you man enough to answer his question?? :-? :D
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Post by: CaptainZok on 14 September 2009, 22:32:32
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Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
She's blind ;D

We all know what make people go blind  ::) (more so in men) she said she had to because someone was not up to the job  :D  ;D
Mmmm, let me see, Mrs EP has been with me many years, how long was it before your misses dumped you. I told you, you had the drawing I set you on how to do it upside down ;D ;D

About 2 months, then i realised its not worth the hassle i got from her. Work was not going so well, (had to keep skipping out early to get to hers at a decent time) had nothing, and i mean nothing in the bank.

Now going to work for Sky on a cracking daily rate, been on about 8 holidays since, learned to ride a motorbike, just bought my second, learnt to snowboard and went to the alps with some mates.

Feeling better than i ever did and got 15k in the bank, all done in 18 months.  :)

Never looked back  :y


Enjoy it whilst you can Tunnie, because soon you will be going blind ;D ;D ;D
Does Mummy Tunnie not complain about the crusty socks ::)

Although gross... this made me spit my chocolate all over my laptop ;D
Well Tunnie? are you man enough to answer his question?? :-? :D
breaked up another one have we? ;D
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Post by: tunnie on 14 September 2009, 22:33:43
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Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
She's blind ;D

We all know what make people go blind  ::) (more so in men) she said she had to because someone was not up to the job  :D  ;D
Mmmm, let me see, Mrs EP has been with me many years, how long was it before your misses dumped you. I told you, you had the drawing I set you on how to do it upside down ;D ;D

About 2 months, then i realised its not worth the hassle i got from her. Work was not going so well, (had to keep skipping out early to get to hers at a decent time) had nothing, and i mean nothing in the bank.

Now going to work for Sky on a cracking daily rate, been on about 8 holidays since, learned to ride a motorbike, just bought my second, learnt to snowboard and went to the alps with some mates.

Feeling better than i ever did and got 15k in the bank, all done in 18 months.  :)

Never looked back  :y


Enjoy it whilst you can Tunnie, because soon you will be going blind ;D ;D ;D
Does Mummy Tunnie not complain about the crusty socks ::)

Although gross... this made me spit my chocolate all over my laptop ;D
Well Tunnie? are you man enough to answer his question?? :-? :D

Who knows! I have a laundry basket, when it gets full i ask her to wash the contents and return it to me.

When i get home its done!
Title: Re: Oh Bugger
Post by: hotel21 on 14 September 2009, 22:40:30
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Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
She's blind ;D

She would have to be.....    ;D   :y

Just like mine of 29+ years...    ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 14 September 2009, 22:43:29
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Mrs Elite Pete does not think so  ::)
She's blind ;D

She would have to be.....    ;D   :y

Just like mine of 29+ years...    ;D

I just think Mrs. H21 needs a Medal as big as a Dustbin Lid to put up with ya Highlander  ;D :P