Fair play, use what youve got :y
Im sure thats why my other half gets away with so much.
Equal opportunities......yeah right ;D ;D ;D
my moobs just don't have that effect ;D
Most ladies use there girly charms where they can even if they deny doing it.
demands pictures
If I go to the rubbish tip in my work clothes I will stuggle with carrying the bags so I went in tight jeans and vest T shirt and was jumped on by 3 guys before Id even opened the boot :D that was easy. Tried it at the garage and had 4 guys with their heads under my bonnet :D :D so its got me thinking what else could I use my girly charms to my advantage? Im only little and have short cropped hair and not catwalk material :-[ but I am top heavy ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and that seems to make all the difference. If youve got it flaunt it or at least dont cover them up when you need a bit of help from the guys ;) ;) ;)
QuoteIf I go to the rubbish tip in my work clothes I will stuggle with carrying the bags so I went in tight jeans and vest T shirt and was jumped on by 3 guys before Id even opened the boot :D that was easy. Tried it at the garage and had 4 guys with their heads under my bonnet :D :D so its got me thinking what else could I use my girly charms to my advantage? Im only little and have short cropped hair and not catwalk material :-[ but I am top heavy ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and that seems to make all the difference. If youve got it flaunt it or at least dont cover them up when you need a bit of help from the guys ;) ;) ;)
I posted the following on a Mr Skruntie thread;
Am quite emotional now - one of the finest sights known to man or woman - although for me, a 32B would have been more than enough
Why are we captivated by such sights?
It's true, in the end women are the real arbiters of power in this society.
I think my comments can reasonably be applied to Ali's thread ;) ;)
Fair play, use what youve got :y
Im sure thats why my other half gets away with so much.
Equal opportunities......yeah right ;D ;D ;D
my moobs just don't have that effect ;D
I posted the following on a Mr Skruntie thread;
Am quite emotional now - one of the finest sights known to man or woman - although for me, a 32B would have been more than enough
Why are we captivated by such sights?
It's true, in the end women are the real arbiters of power in this society.
I think my comments can reasonably be applied to Ali's thread ;) ;)
QuoteQuoteIf I go to the rubbish tip in my work clothes I will stuggle with carrying the bags so I went in tight jeans and vest T shirt and was jumped on by 3 guys before Id even opened the boot :D that was easy. Tried it at the garage and had 4 guys with their heads under my bonnet :D :D so its got me thinking what else could I use my girly charms to my advantage? Im only little and have short cropped hair and not catwalk material :-[ but I am top heavy ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and that seems to make all the difference. If youve got it flaunt it or at least dont cover them up when you need a bit of help from the guys ;) ;) ;)
I posted the following on a Mr Skruntie thread;
Am quite emotional now - one of the finest sights known to man or woman - although for me, a 32B would have been more than enough
Why are we captivated by such sights?
It's true, in the end women are the real arbiters of power in this society.
I think my comments can reasonably be applied to Ali's thread ;) ;)
Cos we are Men :-/
...... It's like that time I saw this V12 on Weber downdraughts... 8-) :-X
Kevin
QuoteQuoteQuoteIf I go to the rubbish tip in my work clothes I will stuggle with carrying the bags so I went in tight jeans and vest T shirt and was jumped on by 3 guys before Id even opened the boot :D that was easy. Tried it at the garage and had 4 guys with their heads under my bonnet :D :D so its got me thinking what else could I use my girly charms to my advantage? Im only little and have short cropped hair and not catwalk material :-[ but I am top heavy ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and that seems to make all the difference. If youve got it flaunt it or at least dont cover them up when you need a bit of help from the guys ;) ;) ;)
I posted the following on a Mr Skruntie thread;
Am quite emotional now - one of the finest sights known to man or woman - although for me, a 32B would have been more than enough
Why are we captivated by such sights?
It's true, in the end women are the real arbiters of power in this society.
I think my comments can reasonably be applied to Ali's thread ;) ;)
Cos we are Men :-/
...must be in the programming GD, we're being controlled
by a subliminal message - boobies and bums, boobies and bums, boobies and bums, boobies and bums, boobies and bums, boobies and bums ;D ;D ;D ;D :-/ :-/ :-/
Fair play, use what youve got :y
Im sure thats why my other half gets away with so much.
Equal opportunities......yeah right ;D ;D ;D
my moobs just don't have that effect ;D
which just goes to show what pathetic creatures us men actually are. :y ::) ;D
I think 38 C is the Best Size ;)
Not seen any evidence from the posters in this thread.
[size=16]Where are the pictures. ? ::)[/size]
QuoteNot seen any evidence from the posters in this thread.
[size=16]Where are the pictures. ? ::)[/size]
I would, but, I wouldn't want to get you too excited Skruntie!!!! ;) :-* Why not, or are you just chicken. ;D ;D
I'd liked to have been a 36c, might not have had to give up gymnastics then!!!! ;)
QuoteQuoteNot seen any evidence from the posters in this thread.
[size=16]Where are the pictures. ? ::)[/size]
I would, but, I wouldn't want to get you too excited Skruntie!!!! ;) :-* Why not, or are you just chicken. ;D ;D
I'd liked to have been a 36c, might not have had to give up gymnastics then!!!! ;)
All us men have weak spots and it's so unfair that you ladies take advantage of us. ::)There is something about a man in a uniform :-* or a good suit :-* :-* I would never take advantage of any man ::)
If we were to dress up to make ourselves more appealing to you then we would get nicked for impersonating some one from the armed or emergency services.
QuoteAll us men have weak spots and it's so unfair that you ladies take advantage of us. ::)There is something about a man in a uniform :-* or a good suit :-* :-* I would never take advantage of any man ::)
If we were to dress up to make ourselves more appealing to you then we would get nicked for impersonating some one from the armed or emergency services.
Im not sure I need to post a pic of my distractions as they are better in the flesh then on film ;) ;) ;) ;) Im taking one of my cars for mot tomorrow so will think about what to wear, I think tight fighting but covered up ;D ;D ;D On another tangent does anyone else take their bra off when driving ::) I hate driving long distances all trussed up, so whip it off after a while and put it in the glove box ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and then hope I dont poke someones eye out when I stop for petrol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D have I said too much :o
QuoteAll us men have weak spots and it's so unfair that you ladies take advantage of us. ::)There is something about a man in a uniform :-* or a good suit :-* :-* I would never take advantage of any man ::)
If we were to dress up to make ourselves more appealing to you then we would get nicked for impersonating some one from the armed or emergency services.
Im not sure I need to post a pic of my distractions as they are better in the flesh then on film ;) ;) ;) ;) Im taking one of my cars for mot tomorrow so will think about what to wear, I think tight fighting but covered up ;D ;D ;D On another tangent does anyone else take their bra off when driving ::) I hate driving long distances all trussed up, so whip it off after a while and put it in the glove box ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and then hope I dont poke someones eye out when I stop for petrol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D have I said too much :o
If we do meet up I think I best wear a baggy jumper :D :D :D :D :D when I started this post at 5.30am I wasnt thinking that I might see you this week ;D ;D ;D ;DQuoteQuoteAll us men have weak spots and it's so unfair that you ladies take advantage of us. ::)There is something about a man in a uniform :-* or a good suit :-* :-* I would never take advantage of any man ::)
If we were to dress up to make ourselves more appealing to you then we would get nicked for impersonating some one from the armed or emergency services.
Im not sure I need to post a pic of my distractions as they are better in the flesh then on film ;) ;) ;) ;) Im taking one of my cars for mot tomorrow so will think about what to wear, I think tight fighting but covered up ;D ;D ;D On another tangent does anyone else take their bra off when driving ::) I hate driving long distances all trussed up, so whip it off after a while and put it in the glove box ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and then hope I dont poke someones eye out when I stop for petrol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D have I said too much :o
No you haven't said to much don't be silly we are all grown ups on here :)
Oh if you need a hand with your car give me a shout I am only up the road ;D
QuoteIf we do meet up I think I best wear a baggy jumper :D :D :D :D :D when I started this post at 5.30am I wasnt thinking that I might see you this week ;D ;D ;D ;DQuoteQuoteAll us men have weak spots and it's so unfair that you ladies take advantage of us. ::)There is something about a man in a uniform :-* or a good suit :-* :-* I would never take advantage of any man ::)
If we were to dress up to make ourselves more appealing to you then we would get nicked for impersonating some one from the armed or emergency services.
Im not sure I need to post a pic of my distractions as they are better in the flesh then on film ;) ;) ;) ;) Im taking one of my cars for mot tomorrow so will think about what to wear, I think tight fighting but covered up ;D ;D ;D On another tangent does anyone else take their bra off when driving ::) I hate driving long distances all trussed up, so whip it off after a while and put it in the glove box ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and then hope I dont poke someones eye out when I stop for petrol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D have I said too much :o
No you haven't said to much don't be silly we are all grown ups on here :)
Oh if you need a hand with your car give me a shout I am only up the road ;D
QuoteQuoteIf we do meet up I think I best wear a baggy jumper :D :D :D :D :D when I started this post at 5.30am I wasnt thinking that I might see you this week ;D ;D ;D ;DQuoteQuoteAll us men have weak spots and it's so unfair that you ladies take advantage of us. ::)There is something about a man in a uniform :-* or a good suit :-* :-* I would never take advantage of any man ::)
If we were to dress up to make ourselves more appealing to you then we would get nicked for impersonating some one from the armed or emergency services.
Im not sure I need to post a pic of my distractions as they are better in the flesh then on film ;) ;) ;) ;) Im taking one of my cars for mot tomorrow so will think about what to wear, I think tight fighting but covered up ;D ;D ;D On another tangent does anyone else take their bra off when driving ::) I hate driving long distances all trussed up, so whip it off after a while and put it in the glove box ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and then hope I dont poke someones eye out when I stop for petrol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D have I said too much :o
No you haven't said to much don't be silly we are all grown ups on here :)
Oh if you need a hand with your car give me a shout I am only up the road ;D
Don't be shy ;D
QuoteAll us men have weak spots and it's so unfair that you ladies take advantage of us. ::)There is something about a man in a uniform :-* or a good suit :-* :-* I would never take advantage of any man ::)
If we were to dress up to make ourselves more appealing to you then we would get nicked for impersonating some one from the armed or emergency services.
Im not sure I need to post a pic of my distractions as they are better in the flesh then on film ;) ;) ;) ;) Im taking one of my cars for mot tomorrow so will think about what to wear, I think tight fighting but covered up ;D ;D ;D On another tangent does anyone else take their bra off when driving ::) I hate driving long distances all trussed up, so whip it off after a while and put it in the glove box ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and then hope I dont poke someones eye out when I stop for petrol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D have I said too much :o
Ali you wont be the first woman to have sleepless nights thinking of me I can tell ya..... never had any complaints but plenty of moans ;) ;DJesus wept. ::)Ali, ignore him he tells more lies than a cheap watch,he bats for the other side anyway. ;) ;D ;D
Well I hope I dont get shy being around such a good looking guy :-* any chance of wearing a uniform ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I wont sleep tomorrow night knowing Im going to meet the famous Darth Bog Roll ;)He will be wearing a Stoke uniform, you wont miss him, the uniform has arrows on it ;D ;D
My moobs have never worked for me but my ONE pack has one time.
Funny actually as i used to have a girfreind who was only 32B but as she was only about 4' 11" tall she looked like Jordan on top. hehehe happy days
I dont understand what difference tight clothing should make. ::)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Body%20-%20Butts/How_Is_This_Comfy.jpg)
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OOps! Didn't mean I'd taken offense Skruntie! :-[
Just meant that there was no need for pants like that to be worn!!! Sorry! :-[
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OOps! Didn't mean I'd taken offense Skruntie! :-[
Just meant that there was no need for pants like that to be worn!!! Sorry! :-[
Narky old witch. ;D
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OOps! Didn't mean I'd taken offense Skruntie! :-[
Just meant that there was no need for pants like that to be worn!!! Sorry! :-[
Theres no need for that, it's just vile!!!
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OOps! Didn't mean I'd taken offense Skruntie! :-[
Just meant that there was no need for pants like that to be worn!!! Sorry! :-[
Didnt read like that to me.Quote
Theres no need for that, it's just vile!!!
but to be fair Ljay, I didnt put a warning up and I thought you wernt 100% pleased based on reading the quote.
So I just deleted it.It may well get posted again in a thread at a later date with n NWS warning on it. Certainly no offene taken on my part. :y
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OOps! Didn't mean I'd taken offense Skruntie! :-[
Just meant that there was no need for pants like that to be worn!!! Sorry! :-[
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OOps! Didn't mean I'd taken offense Skruntie! :-[
Just meant that there was no need for pants like that to be worn!!! Sorry! :-[
So Jimbob and I should stick to the slacker clothing whilst working on the car at the weekend then ;D ;D :y
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OOps! Didn't mean I'd taken offense Skruntie! :-[
Just meant that there was no need for pants like that to be worn!!! Sorry! :-[
So Jimbob and I should stick to the slacker clothing whilst working on the car at the weekend then ;D ;D :y
Now theres an image! I would pay to see your bottom in those pants!!! :P :P :P ;)
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OOps! Didn't mean I'd taken offense Skruntie! :-[
Just meant that there was no need for pants like that to be worn!!! Sorry! :-[
Narky old witch. ;D
Who rattled your cage, butt out!!! :P :P :P ;D ;D
and less of the old if you don't mind, it's my birthday next week and a bit of a touchy subject!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D