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Title: Dogs at the Vets
Post by: dbug on 17 September 2009, 23:54:03

Three dogs are  sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they strike up a conversation.
 

The black labrador turns to the chocolate labrador and says ,'So why are you here?'
 

The brown labrador replies, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.. ..the sofa, the curtains, the cat,  the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed  in the middle of my owner's bed.'
 
The black labrador says, 'So what is the vet going to do?'   'Gonna cut my nuts  off,' comes the reply from the chocolate labrador. 'They reckon it'll calm me down.'
 
The black labrador then  turns to the yellow labrador and asks 'Why are you here?'
   

The yellow labrador says, 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the  carpets.
But I went over  the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners sofa.'
 
'So what are they  going to do to you?' the black labrador inquires .

'Looks like I'm losing my nuts too', the dejected yellow labrador says.
 
The yellow labrador then  turns to the black labrador and asks, 'Why are you here?'


'I'm a humper,' the black labrador says .. 'I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever.  I want  to hump everything I see.
 
Yesterday, my  owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I  just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and  started hammering away.'
 
The yellow and chocolate labradors exchange a sad glance and say , 'So, nuts off for you too, huh?'
 


 
The black labrador says  ....'No, I'm here to get my nails clipped.
 

 

Title: Re: Dogs at the Vets
Post by: Ziad on 18 September 2009, 00:00:56

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Title: Re: Dogs at the Vets
Post by: Vamps on 18 September 2009, 00:05:41

Very good...... :y :y :y

Title: Re: Dogs at the Vets
Post by: albitz on 18 September 2009, 00:12:03

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Title: Re: Dogs at the Vets
Post by: Jimbob on 18 September 2009, 07:12:30

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Title: Re: Dogs at the Vets
Post by: Ghost on 18 September 2009, 08:11:54

Good one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Title: Re: Dogs at the Vets
Post by: dad1uk on 18 September 2009, 08:13:50

Nice one   :y  :y   :y   :y

Title: Re: Dogs at the Vets
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 18 September 2009, 11:13:12

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Title: Re: Dogs at the Vets
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 18 September 2009, 11:14:10

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