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Title: why men don`t write advice columns
Post by: rob in gib on 18 September 2009, 22:01:16
 
> >
> > Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
> >
> > Dear Walter,
> > I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving
> > my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more
> > than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car
> > shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When
> > I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the
> > neighbor's daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbor's
> > daughter is 22.
> > We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke
> > down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six
> > months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from
> > his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly
> > depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave
> > him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to
> > counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
> > Can you please help?
> > Sincerely,
> > Sheila
> >
> > ******************************
> > Dear Sheila:
> > A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
> > variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
> > debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
> > hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
> > none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
> > pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
> >
> >
> >
> > I hope this helps,
> > Walter
Title: Re: why men don`t write advice columns
Post by: Ghost on 18 September 2009, 22:32:50
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Title: Re: why men don`t write advice columns
Post by: Ziad on 18 September 2009, 22:39:55
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The real problem tackled! LOL  :D :D :D
Title: Re: why men don`t write advice columns
Post by: Vamps on 18 September 2009, 22:45:32
Love it....... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: why men don`t write advice columns
Post by: Ratty on 18 September 2009, 23:53:27
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Title: Re: why men don`t write advice columns
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 September 2009, 00:12:23
 ;D ;D ;D very good, Rob ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: why men don`t write advice columns
Post by: albitz on 19 September 2009, 00:23:15
Sorry,dont get it.Women writes in with problem ,bloke gives advice.Whats funny ?

































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Title: Re: why men don`t write advice columns
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 September 2009, 00:26:07
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Sorry,dont get it.Women writes in with problem ,bloke gives advice.Whats funny ?

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 ;D ;D ;D very good A  :y :y