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Title: Definitions
Post by: Ziad on 19 September 2009, 00:30:09
    * FLATULENCE: (flach-u-lens) n.
          o female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
          o male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

    * WANTS AND NEEDS: (wontz and nedz) n.
          o female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
          o male: Food, sex and beer.

    * THINGY:: (thing-ee) n.
          o female: Any part under a car's hood.
          o male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    * GLASS CEILING: (glas see-ling) n.
          o female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
          o male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

    * VULNERABLE: (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
          o female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
          o male: Playing baseball without a cup.

    * COMMUNICATION: (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
          o female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
          o male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

    * BUTT: (but) n.
          o female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
          o male: The organ of mooning (and farting).

    * COMMITMENT: (ko-mit-ment) n.
          o female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
          o male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

    * ENTERTAINMENT: (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
          o female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
          o male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

    * MAKING LOVE: (may-king luv) n.
          o female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
          o male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

    * REMOTE CONTROL: (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
          o female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
          o male: A device for scanning through 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

    * TASTE: (tayst) v.
          o female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
          o male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
Title: Re: Definitions
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 September 2009, 00:39:08
 ;D ;D ;D ;D very good indeed Z - made my feminine side fill right up :-* :-* ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: Definitions
Post by: Ziad on 19 September 2009, 03:25:57
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;D ;D ;D ;D very good indeed Z - made my feminine side fill right up :-* :-* ;D ;D :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P :-*
Title: Re: Definitions
Post by: Richie London on 19 September 2009, 10:16:16
excellent  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Definitions
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 September 2009, 12:47:13
Yes, how different the female v. male brain is!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Definitions
Post by: SJKOO01 on 19 September 2009, 13:23:18
 ;D  ;D

How about:-

Female: We need to talk about something
translates to Male as; What have I done now ?

Female: I don't want an argument about it, we can sort it out calmly
translates to Male as; Let me guess you're right and I'm wrong as usual !

Female: Can we afford it ?
translates to Male as; Can you do enough over time to make up for buying it next week !

 :y
Title: Re: Definitions
Post by: PhilRich on 19 September 2009, 21:38:40
Tee Hee  ;D ;D ;D :y