Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Ziad on 19 September 2009, 00:30:09
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* FLATULENCE: (flach-u-lens) n.
o female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
o male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
* WANTS AND NEEDS: (wontz and nedz) n.
o female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
o male: Food, sex and beer.
* THINGY:: (thing-ee) n.
o female: Any part under a car's hood.
o male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
* GLASS CEILING: (glas see-ling) n.
o female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
o male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.
* VULNERABLE: (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
o female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
o male: Playing baseball without a cup.
* COMMUNICATION: (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
o female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
o male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.
* BUTT: (but) n.
o female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
o male: The organ of mooning (and farting).
* COMMITMENT: (ko-mit-ment) n.
o female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
o male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
* ENTERTAINMENT: (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
o female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
o male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.
* MAKING LOVE: (may-king luv) n.
o female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
o male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.
* REMOTE CONTROL: (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
o female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
o male: A device for scanning through 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.
* TASTE: (tayst) v.
o female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
o male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
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;D ;D ;D ;D very good indeed Z - made my feminine side fill right up :-* :-* ;D ;D :y :y
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;D ;D ;D ;D very good indeed Z - made my feminine side fill right up :-* :-* ;D ;D :y :y
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P :-*
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excellent ;D ;D ;D
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Yes, how different the female v. male brain is!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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;D ;D
How about:-
Female: We need to talk about something
translates to Male as; What have I done now ?
Female: I don't want an argument about it, we can sort it out calmly
translates to Male as; Let me guess you're right and I'm wrong as usual !
Female: Can we afford it ?
translates to Male as; Can you do enough over time to make up for buying it next week !
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Tee Hee ;D ;D ;D :y