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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Ziad on 19 September 2009, 00:42:27
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I'm sure the ladies on here will be happy with the below :D
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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26. Live Football on TV: how to determine the score by deciphering the symbols in the top corner instead of asking
now, where did i put my hard-hat? ;D ;D
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27. leaving the room; you do not need to ask where we are going.
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Your card is now well and truly marked Ziad!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.
Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]
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as a new man i take exception to this sexists post
now the wife has left the room i have not stopped laughing
my sides hurt
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27. leaving the room; you do not need to ask where we are going.
Yeah ;D Why do they do that?!!!!!
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28:- "Does my bum look big in this?" You might as well say yes for all the good saying no does you.
29:- "Do you like the red or black dress?" You'll never win that one because whatever you say it means you don't like her in the other!
30:- She seems a little down so you ask what's wrong. She answers "nothing" or " if you don't know i'm not telling you". My response is "ok then" & i leave it at that.
Life's too short for silly mind games!!!! ::)
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Brilliant stuff Ziad ;D ;D ;D
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27. leaving the room; you do not need to ask where we are going.
Yeah ;D Why do they do that?!!!!!
I don't know ::) but little Miss Vamps is getting quite accomplished at it...... :D :D
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27. leaving the room; you do not need to ask where we are going.
Yeah ;D Why do they do that?!!!!!
I don't know ::) but little Miss Vamps is getting quite accomplished at it...... :D :D
I have twin girls, 5 years old, I just have to get up and they ask that :-/
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Your card is now well and truly marked Ziad!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
I thought about it twice before posting that Ms Zoom, but the reasons for won over the reason against :D :D :D
Mind you, it's nothing personal ::) LOL!
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.
Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]
There's always room for your wife GD :D :P
PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.
Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]
There's always room for your wife GD :D :P
PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X
At least its not as painfull as the wife lol
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.
Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]
There's always room for your wife GD :D :P
PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X
At least its not as painfull as the wife lol
Ah, but GD how do you know that we are not in charge of that place as well?!! ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.
Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]
There's always room for your wife GD :D :P
PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X
At least its not as painfull as the wife lol
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.
Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]
There's always room for your wife GD :D :P
PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X
At least its not as painfull as the wife lol
Ah, but GD how do you know that we are not in charge of that place as well?!! ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)
OOOHHHHH shit now thats a thought, Guys we are all Knackered.
Only one thing for it ----> [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif]
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.
Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]
There's always room for your wife GD :D :P
PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X
At least its not as painfull as the wife lol
Ah, but GD how do you know that we are not in charge of that place as well?!! ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)
Now, Ms Zoom's got a point here ... I wont say more, coz it could be a trap :D
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.
Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]
There's always room for your wife GD :D :P
PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X
At least its not as painfull as the wife lol
Ah, but GD how do you know that we are not in charge of that place as well?!! ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)
OOOHHHHH shit now thats a thought, Guys we are all Knackered.
Only one thing for it ----> [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif]
Knackered we are! You got a good point too GD :y Let's get drunk :P