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Title: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Ziad on 19 September 2009, 00:42:27
I'm sure the ladies on here will be happy with the below  :D

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

   1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
   2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
   3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
   4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
   5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
   6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
   7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
   8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
   9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
  10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
  11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
  12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
  13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
  14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
  15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
  16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
  17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
  18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
  19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
  20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
  21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
  22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
  23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
  24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
  25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Banjax on 19 September 2009, 07:46:24
26. Live Football on TV: how to determine the score by deciphering the symbols in the top corner instead of asking

now, where did i put my hard-hat?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Richie London on 19 September 2009, 10:08:32
27. leaving the room;  you do not need to ask where we are going.
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 September 2009, 11:32:34
Your card is now well and truly marked Ziad!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Ghost on 19 September 2009, 12:59:34
Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.


Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: x.ray on 19 September 2009, 13:04:27
as a new man i take exception to this sexists post






now the wife has left the room i have not stopped laughing
my sides hurt
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: amigov6 on 19 September 2009, 15:13:40
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27. leaving the room;  you do not need to ask where we are going.
Yeah ;D Why do they do that?!!!!!
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: amigov6 on 19 September 2009, 15:28:58
28:- "Does my bum look big in this?" You might as well say yes for all the good saying no does you.
29:- "Do you like the red or black dress?" You'll never win that one because whatever you say it means you don't like her in the other!
30:- She seems a little down so you ask what's wrong. She answers "nothing" or " if you don't know i'm not telling you". My response is "ok then" & i leave it at that.
    Life's too short for silly mind games!!!! ::)
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: jonnycool on 19 September 2009, 21:31:07
Brilliant stuff Ziad  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Vamps on 19 September 2009, 22:00:28
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27. leaving the room;  you do not need to ask where we are going.
Yeah ;D Why do they do that?!!!!!

I don't know ::) but little Miss Vamps is getting quite accomplished at it...... :D :D
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Ghost on 19 September 2009, 22:06:46
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27. leaving the room;  you do not need to ask where we are going.
Yeah ;D Why do they do that?!!!!!

I don't know ::) but little Miss Vamps is getting quite accomplished at it...... :D :D

I have twin girls, 5 years old, I just have to get up and they ask that :-/
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Ziad on 19 September 2009, 22:09:45
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Your card is now well and truly marked Ziad!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I thought about it twice before posting that Ms Zoom, but the reasons for won over the reason against  :D :D :D

Mind you, it's nothing personal  ::) LOL!
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Ziad on 19 September 2009, 22:11:29
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.


Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]

There's always room for your wife GD  :D :P

PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife  :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Ghost on 19 September 2009, 22:18:24
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.


Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]

There's always room for your wife GD  :D :P

PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife  :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X

At least its not as painfull as the wife lol
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 September 2009, 22:21:29
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.


Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]

There's always room for your wife GD  :D :P

PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife  :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X

At least its not as painfull as the wife lol

Ah, but GD how do you know that we are not in charge of that place as well?!! ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Ziad on 19 September 2009, 22:23:54
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.


Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]

There's always room for your wife GD  :D :P

PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife  :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X

At least its not as painfull as the wife lol

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Ghost on 19 September 2009, 22:25:39
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.


Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]

There's always room for your wife GD  :D :P

PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife  :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X

At least its not as painfull as the wife lol

Ah, but GD how do you know that we are not in charge of that place as well?!! ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)

OOOHHHHH shit now thats a thought, Guys we are all Knackered.
Only one thing for it ----> [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif]
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Ziad on 19 September 2009, 22:25:58
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.


Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]

There's always room for your wife GD  :D :P

PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife  :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X

At least its not as painfull as the wife lol

Ah, but GD how do you know that we are not in charge of that place as well?!! ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)

Now, Ms Zoom's got a point here ... I wont say more, coz it could be a trap  :D
Title: Re: New Evening Classes for Women
Post by: Ziad on 19 September 2009, 22:27:14
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Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
see if I can get my wife in for a couple of classes Lol.


Ps we are going to hell for that [smiley=evil.gif]

There's always room for your wife GD  :D :P

PS: if you had a choice, am sure you would choose hell over the wife  :D ::) ::) ::) ::) :-X

At least its not as painfull as the wife lol

Ah, but GD how do you know that we are not in charge of that place as well?!! ::) ::) :D :D :D ;)

OOOHHHHH shit now thats a thought, Guys we are all Knackered.
Only one thing for it ----> [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif]

Knackered we are! You got a good point too GD  :y Let's get drunk  :P