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Title: Page 7 lads
Post by: ali on 22 September 2009, 00:33:11
So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the greasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: LJay on 22 September 2009, 09:27:40
I'm really not a fan of oiled, muscley men! Yuk!

would rather have a real, slightly stocky, chunky man! (in a police uniform, complete with the tools of his trade ;))
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 22 September 2009, 09:31:12
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I'm really not a fan of oiled, muscley men! Yuk!

would rather have a real, slightly stocky, chunky man! (in a police uniform, complete with the tools of his trade ;))

A tazer ?????  ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: LJay on 22 September 2009, 09:34:00
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I'm really not a fan of oiled, muscley men! Yuk!

would rather have a real, slightly stocky, chunky man! (in a police uniform, complete with the tools of his trade ;))

A tazer ?????  ;D ;D ;D :y

Erm, wasn't quite what i had in mind!!!! ::) ;D ;)
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Jimbob on 22 September 2009, 09:40:09
truncheon / side handled baton?  ;D

handcuffs?  ;D

maglite?  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: LJay on 22 September 2009, 09:43:09
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truncheon / side handled baton?  ;D

handcuffs?  ;D

maglite?  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ;) All of the above!!!! ::)
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Jimbob on 22 September 2009, 09:47:04
 ;D ;D ;D

pepper spay?
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: LJay on 22 September 2009, 09:50:19
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;D ;D ;D

pepper spay?

Will pass on that one me thinks!!! :o
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Ghost on 22 September 2009, 10:13:20
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)



DLK jumps to mind,  :o


Are you at it again ali?  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 September 2009, 11:23:05
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)

Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 22 September 2009, 11:33:11
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)




...I can subscribe to that O :y :y 8-)
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Tony H on 22 September 2009, 11:33:34
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I'm really not a fan of oiled, muscley men! Yuk!

would rather have a real, slightly stocky, chunky man! (in a police uniform, complete with the tools of his trade ;))
German shepherd! :o :o :o
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 22 September 2009, 11:35:23
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I'm really not a fan of oiled, muscley men! Yuk!

would rather have a real, slightly stocky, chunky man! (in a police uniform, complete with the tools of his trade ;))



Ahh happy days :y :y :y
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Jimbob on 22 September 2009, 11:50:30
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I'm really not a fan of oiled, muscley men! Yuk!

would rather have a real, slightly stocky, chunky man! (in a police uniform, complete with the tools of his trade ;))
German shepherd! :o :o :o


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: LJay on 22 September 2009, 11:52:37
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 September 2009, 12:16:03
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Ljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a  beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: LJay on 22 September 2009, 12:20:58
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Lljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a a beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


The need to reproduce is a very strong emotion!
Maybe girls should have a lesbian bit on the side, just using fellas for reproductive purposes!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 22 September 2009, 14:17:04
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Lljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a a beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


The need to reproduce is a very strong emotion!
Maybe girls should have a lesbian bit on the side, just using fellas for reproductive purposes!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)

although men like to practice reproductive trials,  some of them dont like real production ;D ;D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Elite Pete on 22 September 2009, 14:24:19
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Lljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a a beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


The need to reproduce is a very strong emotion!
Maybe girls should have a lesbian bit on the side, just using fellas for reproductive purposes!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
James, you are such a lucky man, why can't all women be like Ljay ;D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Jimbob on 22 September 2009, 14:28:14
What can I say....

 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Elite Pete on 22 September 2009, 14:34:00
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What can I say....
 :D :D :D :D :D
"Ljay, here's £50 to go out this Friday and pick yourself a woman up and bring her home"

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: LJay on 22 September 2009, 17:23:46
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Lljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a a beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


The need to reproduce is a very strong emotion!
Maybe girls should have a lesbian bit on the side, just using fellas for reproductive purposes!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
James, you are such a lucky man, why can't all women be like Ljay ;D

Are you jealous Pete!!!! :-*
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Richie London on 22 September 2009, 17:45:58
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

nothing more beautiful than watching 2 women make love, right guys  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: ali on 22 September 2009, 17:58:30
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)

That maybe so but nothing can beat a caveman type of guy, its not about the looks for me  ;) Im not saying I want to be dragged by the hair back into a cave   :o :o :o :o or do I   ::) ::) ::) ::) woman are very nice but guys your welcome to them ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 September 2009, 18:18:30
Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: LJay on 22 September 2009, 21:21:51
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)

That maybe so but nothing can beat a caveman type of guy, its not about the looks for me  ;) Im not saying I want to be dragged by the hair back into a cave   :o :o :o :o or do I   ::) ::) ::) ::) woman are very nice but guys your welcome to them ;D ;D ;D ;D

I guess you can't knock anything if you aren't prepared to try it!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: ali on 22 September 2009, 21:28:35
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 September 2009, 22:14:20
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: ali on 22 September 2009, 22:23:22
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D well I would disappoint you, Im 5'1 dark hair and have never been refered to as leggy ;D ; ;D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 22 September 2009, 22:35:01
So where are the Pictures Girls? I was interested when I saw the Title :D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 22 September 2009, 22:44:21
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So where are the Pictures Girls? I was interested when I saw the Title :D



Like this you mean?


[size=16]N W S[/size]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KdUKELBNYk&feature=fvw[/media]
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 22 September 2009, 22:46:15
Er well no I wasn't  ;D ;D ;D

But it did the trick ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 22 September 2009, 22:48:15
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Er well no I wasn't  ;D ;D ;D

But it did the trick ;D


....splendid :y
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 September 2009, 23:27:32
Many thanks Zulu.  I allways wanted to know what lesbians actually did and now that I know I shant sleep tonoght just thinking about it.   :P :P :y
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 22 September 2009, 23:30:45
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Many thanks Zulu.  I allways wanted to know what lesbians actually did and now that I know I shant sleep tonoght just thinking about it.   :P :P :y



..glad to be of help Mr S :y :y
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 September 2009, 23:40:33
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Many thanks Zulu.  I allways wanted to know what lesbians actually did and now that I know I shant sleep tonoght just thinking about it.   :P :P :y



..glad to be of help Mr S :y :y

I now believe I need to see some real live action based on that video.just to fully understand what they get up to.  ::)
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 September 2009, 23:42:27
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D well I would disappoint you, Im 5'1 dark hair and have never been refered to as leggy ;D ; ;D :D :D :D

But from an earlier decription then would'nt you be considered to be the "BooBie" surprize then Ali.   :o :o ::) :y :y
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 22 September 2009, 23:43:43
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Many thanks Zulu.  I allways wanted to know what lesbians actually did and now that I know I shant sleep tonoght just thinking about it.   :P :P :y



..glad to be of help Mr S :y :y

I now believe I need to see some real live action based on that video.just to fully understand what they get up to.  ::)


I think that's the next logical step and indeed, sounds quite reasonable to me :y :y
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: ali on 22 September 2009, 23:59:40
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D well I would disappoint you, Im 5'1 dark hair and have never been refered to as leggy ;D ; ;D :D :D :D

But from an earlier decription then would'nt you be considered to be the "BooBie" surprize then Ali.   :o :o ::) :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Im sure DLK may add something to that ;)
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 September 2009, 00:05:16
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D well I would disappoint you, Im 5'1 dark hair and have never been refered to as leggy ;D ; ;D :D :D :D

How do you reach the pedals Ali?. ;D ;)
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 September 2009, 00:11:08
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D well I would disappoint you, Im 5'1 dark hair and have never been refered to as leggy ;D ; ;D :D :D :D

How do you reach the pedals Ali?. ;D ;)


She wears 7" heels.   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: ali on 23 September 2009, 00:11:44
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D well I would disappoint you, Im 5'1 dark hair and have never been refered to as leggy ;D ; ;D :D :D :D

How do you reach the pedals Ali?. ;D ;)
only just ;) but at least I can lay flat on the back seat and dont bang my head  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 September 2009, 00:15:18
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D well I would disappoint you, Im 5'1 dark hair and have never been refered to as leggy ;D ; ;D :D :D :D

How do you reach the pedals Ali?. ;D ;)
only just ;) but at least I can lay flat on the back seat and dont bang my head  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D


My mind is working overtime on that one.   :o
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: ali on 23 September 2009, 00:33:46
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D well I would disappoint you, Im 5'1 dark hair and have never been refered to as leggy ;D ; ;D :D :D :D

How do you reach the pedals Ali?. ;D ;)
only just ;) but at least I can lay flat on the back seat and dont bang my head  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D


My mind is working overtime on that one.  :o


I can sleep on the back seat quite comfortably if i need to pull over on a long journey, of course ;)
Title: Re: Page 7 lads
Post by: dbug on 23 September 2009, 00:51:04
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Many thanks Zulu.  I allways wanted to know what lesbians actually did and now that I know I shant sleep tonoght just thinking about it.   :P :P :y



..glad to be of help Mr S :y :y

I now believe I need to see some real live action based on that video.just to fully understand what they get up to.  ::)


I think that's the next logical step and indeed, sounds quite reasonable to me :y :y

If I was gay I would be a lesbian  ;)
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 September 2009, 08:33:43
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Many thanks Zulu.  I allways wanted to know what lesbians actually did and now that I know I shant sleep tonoght just thinking about it.   :P :P :y



..glad to be of help Mr S :y :y

I now believe I need to see some real live action based on that video.just to fully understand what they get up to.  ::)


I think that's the next logical step and indeed, sounds quite reasonable to me :y :y

If I was gay I would be a lesbian  ;)



 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: LJay on 23 September 2009, 09:56:10
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Lesbianism...............is a perfectly natural act ......between two(or more)women who wish to show  affection to each other ::) ::) ::)................and should not be compared to gay sex ....which is an unspeakable .....ungodly  act :-/ :-/

I should add....it is the duty of all lesbians to be young....attractive and sexy... ;) ;) ;)
No man wants to watch two cropped hair.....hairy arm pitted ....butch dykes going at it. :-/ :-/ :-/
Ive got short cropped hair :D :D :D :D :D


Hmmm.................I can deal with short hair on a woman...............just so long as she is tall......blonde .......and leggy. :y :y :y :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D well I would disappoint you, Im 5'1 dark hair and have never been refered to as leggy ;D ; ;D :D :D :D

Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).
You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D





And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*
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Post by: LJay on 23 September 2009, 10:01:10
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So where are the Pictures Girls? I was interested when I saw the Title :D



Like this you mean?


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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KdUKELBNYk&feature=fvw[/media]

 ;) Would rather watch 2 fellas!!!! :o :o ;) ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 September 2009, 10:03:40
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Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).

You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D


And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*


...quite so L, it's in the look and the word spoken, in the pitch of the voice and subtle movements but above all, it's about the meeting of minds 8-) 8-) 8-) :y
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 September 2009, 10:05:37
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 ;) Would rather watch 2 fellas!!!! :o :o ;) ;D



Who's up for Lj?
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Post by: LJay on 23 September 2009, 10:23:05
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Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).

You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D


And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*


...quite so L, it's in the look and the word spoken, in the pitch of the voice and subtle movements but above all, it's about the meeting of minds 8-) 8-) 8-) :y

Very eloquently put!!! :y
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 September 2009, 11:07:24
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Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).

You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D


And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*


...quite so L, it's in the look and the word spoken, in the pitch of the voice and subtle movements but above all, it's about the meeting of minds 8-) 8-) 8-) :y

Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y
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Post by: LJay on 23 September 2009, 11:28:43
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Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).

You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D


And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*


...quite so L, it's in the look and the word spoken, in the pitch of the voice and subtle movements but above all, it's about the meeting of minds 8-) 8-) 8-) :y

Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y

He could tell you..........but.........then he'd have to kill you!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 September 2009, 11:34:55
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Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).

You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D


And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*


...quite so L, it's in the look and the word spoken, in the pitch of the voice and subtle movements but above all, it's about the meeting of minds 8-) 8-) 8-) :y

Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y

He could tell you..........but.........then he'd have to kill you!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Ah....I get it Ljay..........Zulu is a secret agent.....very hush ..hush. ::) ;)
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Post by: LJay on 23 September 2009, 11:41:47
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Not blonde (more purple), fairly tall (5'9'') and quite leggy (32'' inside leg).

You are what you are! For me sexiness is about personality not vital statistics!!! ;) ;D


And as for pics DLK, you couldn't stand the heat!!!! :-*


...quite so L, it's in the look and the word spoken, in the pitch of the voice and subtle movements but above all, it's about the meeting of minds 8-) 8-) 8-) :y

Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y

He could tell you..........but.........then he'd have to kill you!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Ah....I get it Ljay..........Zulu is a secret agent.....very hush ..hush. ::) ;)

Hence his 'way with words' and 'ladies man' image!!!! ;) ;) Shhhh! ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 September 2009, 12:24:04
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Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y


 ;D ;D I wouldn't describe myself so Opti and have to say that in the Biblical sense, I've 'known' 7 females during the course of my lifetime - each one an experience to treasure.

I'm very at ease in female company and in the past have depended on female work partners for my life - in some very dangerous circumstances.

So if the foregoing can be described as being a 'ladies man' then I'm guilty as charged and will happily await whatever punishment is due. ;D (as long as a suitable safe-word has been arranged beforehand) :o :o ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 September 2009, 12:37:13
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Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y


 ;D ;D I wouldn't describe myself so Opti and have to say that in the Biblical sense, I've 'known' 7 females during the course of my lifetime - each one an experience to treasure.

I'm very at ease in female company and in the past have depended on female work partners for my life - in some very dangerous circumstances.

So if the foregoing can be described as being a 'ladies man' then I'm guilty as charged and will happily await whatever punishment is due. ;D (as long as a suitable safe-word has been arranged beforehand) :o :o ;D ;D :y

I 'am not even going to go there Zulu.. :D :D..... :y
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Post by: Elite Pete on 23 September 2009, 13:13:57
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Lljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a a beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


The need to reproduce is a very strong emotion!
Maybe girls should have a lesbian bit on the side, just using fellas for reproductive purposes!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
James, you are such a lucky man, why can't all women be like Ljay ;D

Are you jealous Pete!!!! :-*
Er, Nnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes ;D
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Post by: LJay on 23 September 2009, 13:52:53
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So who was your favourite?

The topless policeman ? fireman? pilot ? no for me it had to be the geasy mechanic ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Sorry..............but not comparable to a page 3 girl Ali...........
A womans body is beautiful......attractive.....curvy....and desirable. ...........A mans body is simply a vessel in which to store large amounts of  curry......beer......ciggies........and excess flatulence..........Frankly...........I'am surprised that more more women are not lesbians..... ::) ::) ::) ;)


I have commented to girlfriends friends who are girls on many occasions that I'm going to become a lesbian, failing that come back as one in my next life!!! (usually when men are being dicks) ;D ;D ;D

Wise choice Lljay................ ;)
A woman has the choice between a a beautiful sexy female............or a knuckle-dragging..........neanderthal......hairy arsed   .......flatulent.....sweaty......pot-bellied bloke............and yet most times.....she picks the man...........Women are just crazy.... ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


The need to reproduce is a very strong emotion!
Maybe girls should have a lesbian bit on the side, just using fellas for reproductive purposes!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
James, you are such a lucky man, why can't all women be like Ljay ;D

Are you jealous Pete!!!! :-*
Er, Nnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes ;D

Ahh Poor Pete!!! ;D ;D ;D :-*
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Post by: LJay on 23 September 2009, 13:53:45
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Agreed....It would not surprise me to learn that Zulu is a "bit of a ladies man"......his posting is always ....articulate.....informed...erudite....In short............ he has a way with words.
Zulu.....are you .....or have you ever been part of the legal profession..........I keep thinking.....solicitor?.
I'am probably miles out......just speculation you understand. :y :y :y :y


 ;D ;D I wouldn't describe myself so Opti and have to say that in the Biblical sense, I've 'known' 7 females during the course of my lifetime - each one an experience to treasure.

I'm very at ease in female company and in the past have depended on female work partners for my life - in some very dangerous circumstances.

So if the foregoing can be described as being a 'ladies man' then I'm guilty as charged and will happily await whatever punishment is due. ;D (as long as a suitable safe-word has been arranged beforehand) :o :o ;D ;D :y

I 'am not even going to go there Zulu.. :D :D..... :y

Chicken!!! ;D ;D ;D