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Title: joke
Post by: Richie London on 24 September 2009, 18:38:10

A young fellow ran into an old man who was carrying a bag.

"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.

"magic apples", the old man replied.

"Prove it", said the young man.

"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.

"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.

The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok, turn it over", he said.

The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach.

The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic.

The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.

"I like to eat pussy." he snapped.

The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.

He took a big bite, spit it out, wiped his mouth and exclaimed, "That tasted like shite".

The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."

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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 24 September 2009, 19:00:36

 ;D ;D ;D Like that one  :y ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Ghost on 24 September 2009, 19:34:59

nice one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

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Post by: waspy on 24 September 2009, 20:30:18

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y

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Post by: amigov6 on 24 September 2009, 20:34:44

NICE!!!!!!

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Post by: rikki_essex on 24 September 2009, 21:55:47

 ;D ;D

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Post by: jonnycool on 24 September 2009, 22:43:28

 ;D ;D Good one Rich  ;D ;D

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Post by: The Red Baron on 24 September 2009, 23:29:24

old ones are the best  ;D

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Post by: Ziad on 26 September 2009, 01:08:28

Good Stuff Rich  :y

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Post by: Vamps on 26 September 2009, 01:13:29

Nice one.... :y

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Post by: PhilRich on 27 September 2009, 19:27:42

Had me rolling in the aisles!  ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 27 September 2009, 20:02:03

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y