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Title: joke
Post by: Richie London on 28 September 2009, 22:20:38

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the Porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little b'strd.

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Post by: Ziad on 29 September 2009, 06:34:18

Damn! that was nice Rich!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: The Red Baron on 29 September 2009, 06:44:25

very good ;D

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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 29 September 2009, 13:00:43

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: jonnycool on 29 September 2009, 16:25:14

Another quality joke Rich  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: waspy on 29 September 2009, 18:10:10

Cracker ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 30 September 2009, 08:21:18

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Del Boy on 30 September 2009, 17:27:14

 ;D ;D ;D