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Title: About his loss... (PG)
Post by: Ziad on 30 September 2009, 03:53:35

There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe, and mistaking him for John. Said "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible"

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said "Fact is, I'm sort of glad to get rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too. Every time I used her the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time for the weekend. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow and were willing to pay. The fools all tried to get in her at the same time and split her right down the middle."


The old woman fainted.

Title: Re: About his loss... (PG)
Post by: Jimbob on 30 September 2009, 06:27:43

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: About his loss... (PG)
Post by: The Red Baron on 30 September 2009, 07:23:17

brilliant ziad ;D

Title: Re: About his loss... (PG)
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 30 September 2009, 08:19:03

excellent

Title: Re: About his loss... (PG)
Post by: mantagte on 30 September 2009, 09:58:54

excellent ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: About his loss... (PG)
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 30 September 2009, 18:14:12

Very good  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: About his loss... (PG)
Post by: Richie London on 30 September 2009, 18:18:53

nice!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: About his loss... (PG)
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 30 September 2009, 18:22:11

 ;D ;D ;D very good Ziad :y :y

Title: Re: About his loss... (PG)
Post by: amigov6 on 30 September 2009, 18:27:25

I like that. A fine play on words. ;D :y

Title: Re: About his loss... (PG)
Post by: waspy on 30 September 2009, 19:27:13

I have tears in my eyes ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Haven't laughed so much in ages :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: About his loss... (PG)
Post by: Pete Elite on 30 September 2009, 19:39:44

Classic :y.

    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;DPMSL.

Title: Re: About his loss... (PG)
Post by: Vamps on 30 September 2009, 22:37:44

Very Good...... ;D ;D ;D