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Title: joke 2. very good
Post by: Richie London on 01 October 2009, 18:39:05

Three old men were talking about their health problems. the 70 yr old said " my problem is i wake up every morning at 7 and it takes me at least 20 minutes to have a piss!"
The 80 yr old said " my problem is i get up at 8 and it takes me at least half and hour to have any bowel movement"
The 90 yr old says "At 7 i piss like a race horse and at 8 i shit like a cow!"
...."so whats your problem?", ask the others!!!
............"i dont wake up till 9"

Title: Re: joke 2. very good
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 October 2009, 18:49:17

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Three old men were talking about their health problems. the 70 yr old said " my problem is i wake up every morning at 7 and it takes me at least 20 minutes to have a piss!"
The 80 yr old said " my problem is i get up at 8 and it takes me at least half and hour to have any bowel movement"
The 90 yr old says "At 7 i piss like a race horse and at 8 i shit like a cow!"
...."so whats your problem?", ask the others!!!
............"i dont wake up till 9"

Cruel sod.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke 2. very good
Post by: waspy on 01 October 2009, 20:01:19

Fantastic. I've just pi55ed my self too ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: joke 2. very good
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 01 October 2009, 21:38:05

 ;D ;D ;D very good Richie :y :y

Title: Re: joke 2. very good
Post by: Ziad on 01 October 2009, 22:14:14

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: jonnycool on 01 October 2009, 22:49:36

Quality  :y ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke 2. very good
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 02 October 2009, 00:16:45

Keep 'em coming Richie, BRILL  ;D :y ;D :y

Title: Re: joke 2. very good
Post by: PhilRich on 02 October 2009, 20:43:40

A little bit squeezed out her too Richie! ;D ;D ;D :y