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Title: Restaurant joke
Post by: omegod on 05 October 2009, 19:22:03

Went for some Tapas the other night and ordered octopus for a main course, Waiter said " it's going to take about 5 hours for octopus" I asked why?

He say's "We cook it live to order and the bugger keeps turning the gas off "

Title: Re: Restaurant joke
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 05 October 2009, 20:05:06

 ;D :D ;D :D

Title: Re: Restaurant joke
Post by: STMO999 on 05 October 2009, 21:25:31

 ;D ;D ;D  Silly :y

Title: Re: Restaurant joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 05 October 2009, 21:47:05

 ;D ;D ;D no 'arm done it's a good gag  :y :y

Title: Re: Restaurant joke
Post by: jonnycool on 05 October 2009, 21:50:01

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;D ;D ;D no 'arm done it's a good gag  :y :y

[groan] they get worse..

Title: Re: Restaurant joke
Post by: Vamps on 05 October 2009, 21:51:21

I eight Corney Jokes ........ :D :D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Restaurant joke
Post by: STMO999 on 05 October 2009, 21:53:10

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I eight Corney Jokes ........ :D :D ;D ;D ;D

That's not bad...................for you. :)

Title: Re: Restaurant joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 05 October 2009, 21:53:15

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I eight Corney Jokes ........ :D :D ;D ;D ;D

I'm a sucker for them ::) ::) :y

Title: Re: Restaurant joke
Post by: STMO999 on 05 October 2009, 21:53:37

Stop now please ;D

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Post by: Ziad on 05 October 2009, 21:54:26

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Holy break O ... i nearly split my sides laughing  :y :y :y

Title: Re: Restaurant joke
Post by: Vamps on 05 October 2009, 22:35:43

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I eight Corney Jokes ........ :D :D ;D ;D ;D

That's not bad...................for you. :)

I worry when you are nice to members, I worry more when you are nice to me........ :D :D :D 


But yes, I was quite impressed with myself.. :P