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Title: Building joke
Post by: STMO999 on 06 October 2009, 17:56:15

A builder is up on the third floor when he realises he's forgotton his saw. He's too high for his mate to hear him so he signs. He points to his eye (I) then to his knee (need)  then moves his hand back and forth in a sawing motion.
Immediately, his mate drops his pants and starts pulling the end off it.

He runs down the stairs, furious. I said I needed a saw!
I know, I said I was coming.

Title: Re: Building joke
Post by: waspy on 06 October 2009, 18:22:01

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 06 October 2009, 18:29:41

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

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Post by: amigov6 on 06 October 2009, 19:15:26

Capri!!!!! ::)

Title: Re: Building joke
Post by: STMO999 on 06 October 2009, 19:18:33

Quote

crapi!!!!! ::)

Careful Guy. You'll be deleted.  ;D
Apparently, you can be deleted for swearing or telling the truth. :o

Title: Re: Building joke
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 06 October 2009, 19:42:10

 ;D ;D

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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 06 October 2009, 22:13:00

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: jonnycool on 06 October 2009, 23:26:56

Excellent  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: dbug on 07 October 2009, 00:08:06

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Ziad on 07 October 2009, 00:54:15

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: albitz on 07 October 2009, 07:24:33

Bizarre !!! :o ::).................cant see anyone being daft enough to click on the links. ::)

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Post by: Elite Pete on 07 October 2009, 08:51:29

 ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Jimbob on 07 October 2009, 08:53:49

reminds me of...

A couple are doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?'

She can't hear: She replies by shaking her head.

So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions.

She replies by pointing to her eye, points to her left breast, grabs her ass, then points to her crotch.

He runs up stairs and says, 'What?'

She says, 'I left tit behind the bush.'

Title: Re: Building joke
Post by: PhilRich on 07 October 2009, 20:47:48

Absolutely Fabulous you guys LOL ;D ;D ;D :y