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Title: Some think they are so clever.....
Post by: Gaffers on 07 October 2009, 18:01:20
Cycling to local Halfrauds to get a new derailer I was happily overtaking heavy traffic or getting through using the bus lane.  Approaching a roundabout I am turning right, a kid with no shirt on (or muscles) comes up along my left hand side in a 'blue' 206 with the window down "Just to let you know for your next trip, your rear wheel is following your front one!"  He grins so I pull the single ear piece out and say " Sorry mate I had the w@**er filter in my ear, by the way how is your mum's car working out for ya?"  His mate fell about and he drove off miffed.

 8-)
Title: Re: Some think they are so clever.....
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 07 October 2009, 18:03:54
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Cycling to local Halfrauds to get a new derailer I was happily overtaking heavy traffic or getting through using the bus lane.  Approaching a roundabout I am turning right, a kid with no shirt on (or muscles) comes up along my left hand side in a 'blue' 206 with the window down "Just to let you know for your next trip, your rear wheel is following your front one!"  He grins so I pull the single ear piece out and say " Sorry mate I had the w@**er filter in my ear, by the way how is your mum's car working out for ya?"  His mate fell about and he drove off miffed.

 8-)

I'll HAVE to remember that one  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Some think they are so clever.....
Post by: waspy on 07 October 2009, 18:56:47
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good reply 8-) 8-)
Title: Re: Some think they are so clever.....
Post by: amigov6 on 07 October 2009, 19:12:46
I usually think of such wit & repartee after the event but when you do deliver one off the cuff.....priceless.
   Granted it was'nt verbal but this does remind me of the day i left a boy racer Punto with star trek bodykit for dead @ the lights in the Beastie..........with the caravan in tow!!! Miffed indeed! 8-)
Title: Re: Some think they are so clever.....
Post by: PhilRich on 07 October 2009, 19:31:04
Priceless that Guffer  :y
Title: Re: Some think they are so clever.....
Post by: Martin_1962 on 07 October 2009, 20:20:58
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I usually think of such wit & repartee after the event but when you do deliver one off the cuff.....priceless.
   Granted it was'nt verbal but this does remind me of the day i left a boy racer Punto with star trek bodykit for dead @ the lights in the Beastie..........with the caravan in tow!!! Miffed indeed! 8-)


I did that with a Diseasel people carrier on the A380 while towing a caravan with the blue 2.0

With a red 3.0 I out dragged a Renault Scenic - while taking the caravan for a service. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Some think they are so clever.....
Post by: Martin_1962 on 07 October 2009, 20:21:27
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Cycling to local Halfrauds to get a new derailer I was happily overtaking heavy traffic or getting through using the bus lane.  Approaching a roundabout I am turning right, a kid with no shirt on (or muscles) comes up along my left hand side in a 'blue' 206 with the window down "Just to let you know for your next trip, your rear wheel is following your front one!"  He grins so I pull the single ear piece out and say " Sorry mate I had the w@**er filter in my ear, by the way how is your mum's car working out for ya?"  His mate fell about and he drove off miffed.

 8-)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Some think they are so clever.....
Post by: jonnycool on 07 October 2009, 20:51:53
Yeah, as a cyclist I've heard the odd stupid comment like that one, would never have had the wit to come up with that though, wish I'd been there to see it  :y ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Some think they are so clever.....
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 07 October 2009, 22:17:17
Splendid  8-) :y :y
Title: Re: Some think they are so clever.....
Post by: robbo2345 on 07 October 2009, 23:18:29
excellent put down wish i could think that quick ;D ;D ;D :y although i did once nudge the back of the car in front of me at a junction i was driving a fiesta he got out and had a right go so i told him to hang on a mo and got out of the car! he was about 5ft tall and i am 6ft6 he just appologised and went on his merry way!!! :o :o :y