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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: RolandL on 05 March 2007, 22:01:30
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This equation should be taught in all maths classes!
from a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F. G.H I. J. K. L M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hardwork and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the BULLS**T and
ASSKISSING that will put you over the top !!!
so now you know :y
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By the way, that was my 100th post [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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Laziness = 105 8-)
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Well done on 100 posts.
Shame I'd heard the joke before though ;)
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Very good :y ;D
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So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hardwork and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the BULLS**T and
ASSKISSING that will put you over the top !!!
so now you know :y
So BS and AK = 25% :y