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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: feeutfo on 10 October 2009, 11:14:07
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....seems to be getting more complex each year amongst our female friends it seems to me.
What exactly is acceptable for a xmas present for the laidys?
For some reason any kitchen related product is frowned upon it would seem, EVEN THOUGH interest may well have been expressed in exactly that, be it indirectly or otherwise.
Seems to me a vast differance in what one wants and or needs between men and women. If i need something, usually for our cars garage or garden, i'm told i cant have it now, i can have it for xmas....!
Ok fine, doesnt work the other way though does it!
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don't get me started on xmas, bought some Pain Au Chocalat from Tesco earlier, had a bloody Christmas logo on it >:(
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....seems to be getting more complex each year amongst our female friends it seems to me.
What exactly is acceptable for a xmas present for the laidys?
For some reason any kitchen related product is frowned upon it would seem, EVEN THOUGH interest may well have been expressed in exactly that, be it indirectly or otherwise.
Seems to me a vast differance in what one wants and or needs between men and women. If i need something, usually for our cars garage or garden, i'm told i cant have it now, i can have it for xmas....!
Ok fine, doesnt work the other way though does it!
Why is this so ?.
In the last year I have purchased ............a Dyson......a washing machine.......a Makita drill......and a 112 piece spanner set..............for Mrs Optimist to use.....
She has yet to thank me............. :) :) :) :) ;) ;)
I should add that Mrs Optimist is my third wife......and I have treated her no differently.....than the first two. ::) ::) ::)
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Mrs. KW tells me that if I ever buy her a foot spa she'll leave. So that's my exit strategy ready. [smiley=evil.gif]
Got away with a hostess tray last year. :D
What's it to be this year? ::)
Kevin
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What's it to be this year? ::)
Kevin
Exactly..... "We" dont want for much really do "we"......sits back and waits for input from some of our laidy members.... ::)
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laptop for tom and £200 for ray.thats my xmas shopping done.and i spend xmas on my own just drinking in the pubs, ive been invited to malta on a freebie for xmas. just hope i get enough work to pay to go. :)
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Get them John Lewis vouchers, that way they can get pretty much anything they want :y
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Exactly..... "We" dont want for much really do "we"......sits back and waits for input from some of our laidy members.... ::)
Exactly. Although, if someone bought me one of these for Christmas I wouldn't grumble. [smiley=evil.gif]
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/106865/rst_v8_bedford/
Kevin
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Get them John Lewis vouchers, that way they can get pretty much anything they want :y
That's the one 8-) :y :y
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....seems to be getting more complex each year amongst our female friends it seems to me.
What exactly is acceptable for a xmas present for the laidys?
For some reason any kitchen related product is frowned upon it would seem, EVEN THOUGH interest may well have been expressed in exactly that, be it indirectly or otherwise.
Seems to me a vast differance in what one wants and or needs between men and women. If i need something, usually for our cars garage or garden, i'm told i cant have it now, i can have it for xmas....!
Ok fine, doesnt work the other way though does it!
Why is this so ?.
In the last year I have purchased ............a Dyson......a washing machine.......a Makita drill......and a 112 piece spanner set..............for Mrs Optimist to use.....
She has yet to thank me............. :) :) :) :) ;) ;)
I should add that Mrs Optimist is my third wife......and I have treated her no differently.....than the first two. ::) ::) ::)
Well maybe # 4 will be more accommodating ;D.
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....seems to be getting more complex each year amongst our female friends it seems to me.
What exactly is acceptable for a xmas present for the laidys?
For some reason any kitchen related product is frowned upon it would seem, EVEN THOUGH interest may well have been expressed in exactly that, be it indirectly or otherwise.
Seems to me a vast differance in what one wants and or needs between men and women. If i need something, usually for our cars garage or garden, i'm told i cant have it now, i can have it for xmas....!
Ok fine, doesnt work the other way though does it!
Why is this so ?.
In the last year I have purchased ............a Dyson......a washing machine.......a Makita drill......and a 112 piece spanner set..............for Mrs Optimist to use.....
She has yet to thank me............. :) :) :) :) ;) ;)
I should add that Mrs Optimist is my third wife......and I have treated her no differently.....than the first two. ::) ::) ::)
Well maybe # 4 will be more accommodating ;D.
Spanner set ready for no 4? Like it, thats planning mate. Good work. ;D
I mean, what use is a diamod ring or a pearl neckless(leave it) or a bottle of "pah fam"by some french bloke? Complete waste of money. It doesnt do anything, no use what so ever.....:-)
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What exactly is acceptable for a xmas present for the laidys?
Rather than try & guess (you know you'll only get it wrong anyway), why not just ask her what she wants?
Failing that, letting them have the plastic for a day always works.
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What exactly is acceptable for a xmas present for the laidys?
Rather than try & guess (you know you'll only get it wrong anyway), why not just ask her what she wants?
Failing that, letting them have the plastic for a day always works.
I have, she doesnt know....as said, doesnt want for much.
Let them loose with the plastic? :o .....are you out of your mind? ;D
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Let them loose with the plastic? :o .....are you out of your mind? ;D
According to 3 independant psychiatrists, yes.
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Let them loose with the plastic? :o .....are you out of your mind? ;D
According to 3 independant psychiatrists, yes.
ah an alternative view then, so whats Mrs Killer Watt getting for xmas, if i may be so nosey....?
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Let them loose with the plastic? :o .....are you out of your mind? ;D
According to 3 independant psychiatrists, yes.
ah an alternative view then, so whats Mrs Killer Watt getting for xmas, if i may be so nosey....?
Pretty much whatever she likes (within reason).
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Mrs Skrunties getting bugga all this year. ::)
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Exactly..... "We" dont want for much really do "we"......sits back and waits for input from some of our laidy members.... ::)
Exactly. Although, if someone bought me one of these for Christmas I wouldn't grumble. [smiley=evil.gif]
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Kevin
WANT ONE :y :y :y
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Let them loose with the plastic? :o .....are you out of your mind? ;D
According to 3 independant psychiatrists, yes.
ah an alternative view then, so whats Mrs Killer Watt getting for xmas, if i may be so nosey....?
Pretty much whatever she likes (within reason).
Wow, that really is disturbing. Anything she wants....when it comes to useless and needless items i draw the line at ipods myself....
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Let them loose with the plastic? :o .....are you out of your mind? ;D
According to 3 independant psychiatrists, yes.
ah an alternative view then, so whats Mrs Killer Watt getting for xmas, if i may be so nosey....?
Pretty much whatever she likes (within reason).
Wow, that really is disturbing. Anything she wants....when it comes to useless and needless items i draw the line at ipods myself....
What's so disturbing about that?
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when ever i get stuck for a presssie for xmas, i go down the local travel agents all of them and grab every brochure for places i would like to go, :y then make up 2 or 3 bundles of them then wrap them up and give them to her on christmas day, ;D with the words here you go sweetheart choose where you want to go!!she will spend all day looking at them !! :y
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Let them loose with the plastic? :o .....are you out of your mind? ;D
According to 3 independant psychiatrists, yes.
ah an alternative view then, so whats Mrs Killer Watt getting for xmas, if i may be so nosey....?
Pretty much whatever she likes (within reason).
Yep. Simple. She's hardly going to ask for a bentley is she? If the wife wants it and we can afford it, job done.
The worst part for me is HAVING to have something myself. Every year, I agonise for days and then just get upset and say 'I dont need anything!!!' ;D
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easy.
get her a new vibrator :y
if she doesnt like it, she can go screw herself :y
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Mrs Skrunties getting bugga all this year. ::)
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Does Bugga know he's fully booked until after christmas Skruntie? ;D ;)
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easy.
get her a new vibrator :y
if she doesnt like it, she can go screw herself :y
.. Just don't forget the batteries. :y
Kevin
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easy.
get her a new vibrator :y
if she doesnt like it, she can go screw herself :y
.. Just don't forget the batteries. :y
Kevin
I recommend Duracell Procell by the 100!
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easy.
get her a new vibrator :y
if she doesnt like it, she can go screw herself :y
.. Just don't forget the batteries. :y
Kevin
I recommend Duracell Procell by the 100!
Lithium-Ion for high current drain devices is a much better bet.
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easy.
get her a new vibrator :y
if she doesnt like it, she can go screw herself :y
.. Just don't forget the batteries. :y
Kevin
I recommend Duracell Procell by the 100!
Lithium-Ion for high current drain devices is a much better bet.
lol, use em in my flash gun, but not tried em in toys :y
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easy.
get her a new vibrator :y
if she doesnt like it, she can go screw herself :y
.. Just don't forget the batteries. :y
Kevin
I recommend Duracell Procell by the 100!
Lithium-Ion for high current drain devices is a much better bet.
No get a solar powered one ;) not as powerful but will keep it going on a low setting for hours :D :D and you can top up your tan at the same time ;D ;D ;D ;D
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easy.
get her a new vibrator :y
if she doesnt like it, she can go screw herself :y
.. Just don't forget the batteries. :y
Kevin
I recommend Duracell Procell by the 100!
Lithium-Ion for high current drain devices is a much better bet.
No get a solar powered one ;) not as powerful but will keep it going on a low setting for hours :D :D and you can top up your tan at the same time ;D ;D ;D ;D
THERE YOU GO, well thought out, cheap, (2 for the price of one) practical, and i dont have to lift a finger. Thats what i mean, 9 out of 10 to Ali. :-)
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Let them loose with the plastic? :o .....are you out of your mind? ;D
According to 3 independant psychiatrists, yes.
Thats the funniest thing you have ever said on here ;D ;D but I agree a lady loose with my plastic OH NO!
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Let them loose with the plastic? :o .....are you out of your mind? ;D
According to 3 independant psychiatrists, yes.
Thats the funniest thing you have ever said on here
It was a serious answer, but it's good to know I've made someone smile today.
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Let them loose with the plastic? :o .....are you out of your mind? ;D
According to 3 independant psychiatrists, yes.
ah an alternative view then, so whats Mrs Killer Watt getting for xmas, if i may be so nosey....?
Pretty much whatever she likes (within reason).
Wow, that really is disturbing. Anything she wants....when it comes to useless and needless items i draw the line at ipods myself....
What's so disturbing about that?
Well, depends on your £balance i guess, and how expensive your Laidies taste is, in my case, thats a nightmare thought.....bugger that. :-)
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....seems to be getting more complex each year amongst our female friends it seems to me.
What exactly is acceptable for a xmas present for the laidys?
For some reason any kitchen related product is frowned upon it would seem, EVEN THOUGH interest may well have been expressed in exactly that, be it indirectly or otherwise.
Seems to me a vast differance in what one wants and or needs between men and women. If i need something, usually for our cars garage or garden, i'm told i cant have it now, i can have it for xmas....!
Ok fine, doesnt work the other way though does it!
naaaah your getting it all wrong
men say what they mean you need to get your woman to do the same thing
when you ask her what would you like dear and she replies nothing get her nothing ok you will be on the sofa for a day or two but in future she will comunicate exactly what she would like and not the usual im saying someything but not what i actually mean but you have to guess rubbish they usually pull on us poor men :y
Doug
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buy her something from anne summers tho that may have the same effect as getting her nothing
Doug
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buy her something from anne summers tho that may have the same effect as getting her nothing
I can think of at least 2 reasons for her to be pissed off if you do that.
1. It's grossly overpriced, you can buy exactly the same from your local market for less than half what AS charge.
2. The first thought in her head will be "he obviously thinks i'm a cheap whore if he wants me to wear this crap for his benefit"
If you are going to buy her underwear, make sure you know what her sizes are (could be detrimental to you emptying your balls if you get that wrong), and prepare yourself for the fact that a decent bra on it's own is going to set you back £40 minimum.