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Title: joke
Post by: Richie London on 11 October 2009, 20:30:18

A man is at his local supermarket. He says to the lady behind the register, "I'd like to buy some dog food."
The lady asks, "Do you have a dog?"
"Yes", the man replies.
"Where is it?"
"He's at home"
"Sorry, store policy means I have to see the dog"

The next day, the man returns.
"I'd like to buy some cat food," the man says.
"Do you have a cat?"
"Yes."
"Well... where is he?"
"He's at home"
"Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat. Store policy"

The next day the man again returns, with a bag in his hand.
"What's in the sack?" asks the lady.
"Put your hand inside."
"Hmmm... It's warm and moist... What is it?"
"I would like to buy some toilet paper"

Title: Re: joke
Post by: waspy on 11 October 2009, 20:34:52

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 October 2009, 20:48:38

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

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Post by: jonnycool on 11 October 2009, 21:43:28

Nice one  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 11 October 2009, 21:48:59

Very good  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: PhilRich on 11 October 2009, 21:51:28

Seriously good therapy that mate, Thankyou! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: joke
Post by: dbug on 12 October 2009, 10:37:34

 :o :o :) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) :y

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 12 October 2009, 19:38:58

Very good  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y