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Title: child birth
Post by: mantagte on 12 October 2009, 13:22:03

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
 
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold
 
a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
 
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
 
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
 
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
 
Connor began to cry.
 
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old
 
what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...
 
smack his arse again!'

Title: Re: child birth
Post by: Jimbob on 12 October 2009, 13:43:03

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Elite Pete on 12 October 2009, 14:01:07

 ;D ;D

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Post by: STMO999 on 12 October 2009, 14:09:09

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 October 2009, 14:15:52

 ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: dbug on 12 October 2009, 14:47:35

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 October 2009, 14:57:19

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: rikki_essex on 12 October 2009, 15:24:41

 ;D ;D :y :y

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Post by: Ken L on 12 October 2009, 15:49:54

Thats a cracker lol ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: jonnycool on 12 October 2009, 19:34:41

Very good  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 12 October 2009, 19:35:35

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Andyb on 12 October 2009, 19:56:26

i like that  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Richie London on 12 October 2009, 21:14:24

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Vamps on 12 October 2009, 21:33:31

Nice one....... ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: PhilRich on 12 October 2009, 23:49:25

Thank you mate for sending me off to bed with a warm happy glow & tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks!  ;D ;D ;D ;D  :y

Title: Re: child birth
Post by: Ghost on 13 October 2009, 09:48:20

Its an oldie but goldie :y
Good one mate  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]