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Title: Joke Time
Post by: Tonka. on 15 October 2009, 13:21:01
Two guys travelling behind a van in their open top sports car.
Suddenly the van breaks hard and the sports car only just pulls up.
Unfortunately, the aerial on the van whiplashes back and knocks out the passenger in the sports car.
The driver rushes him to hospital where he is operated on.
The doctor emerges from the theatre and tells the driver that it's not looking good.
The anxious driver asks what it is. The doctor replies, (wait for it).......







'It's the worst case of vanaerial disease I have ever seen.'
Title: Re: Joke Time
Post by: Welung666 on 15 October 2009, 13:23:14
Let me pass you your coat ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke Time
Post by: waspy on 15 October 2009, 13:44:44
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Let me pass you your coat ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'll help you put it on ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke Time
Post by: Ghost on 15 October 2009, 13:53:29
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Let me pass you your coat ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'll help you put it on ;D ;D ;D


Doar's open [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: Joke Time
Post by: Welung666 on 15 October 2009, 14:01:23
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Let me pass you your coat ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'll help you put it on ;D ;D ;D


Doar's open [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Now do you think between the 3 of us we can kick his sorry a55 out? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke Time
Post by: waspy on 15 October 2009, 14:11:42
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Let me pass you your coat ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'll help you put it on ;D ;D ;D


Doar's open [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Now do you think between the 3 of us we can kick his sorry a55 out? ;D ;D ;D

Well he's gone off line so i guess we did :y ;D
Title: Re: Joke Time
Post by: dbug on 15 October 2009, 14:25:26
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Two guys travelling behind a van in their open top sports car.
Suddenly the van breaks hard and the sports car only just pulls up.
Unfortunately, the aerial on the van whiplashes back and knocks out the passenger in the sports car.
The driver rushes him to hospital where he is operated on.
The doctor emerges from the theatre and tells the driver that it's not looking good.
The anxious driver asks what it is. The doctor replies, (wait for it).......







'It's the worst case of vanaerial disease I have ever seen.'

Thought he may have been a gonner ere  ;)
Title: Re: Joke Time
Post by: Tonka. on 15 October 2009, 14:26:11
ner ner ner ner ner !!!

Can't get rid of me that easily  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke Time
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 15 October 2009, 14:59:42
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'It's the worst case of vanaerial disease I have ever seen.'





...so that's how diseases are sexually transmitted - it all becomes clear now  (after the antibiotics) ::) ::) ;D :y
Title: Re: Joke Time
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 15 October 2009, 18:54:41
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Two guys travelling behind a van in their open top sports car.
Suddenly the van breaks hard and the sports car only just pulls up.
Unfortunately, the aerial on the van whiplashes back and knocks out the passenger in the sports car.
The driver rushes him to hospital where he is operated on.
The doctor emerges from the theatre and tells the driver that it's not looking good.
The anxious driver asks what it is. The doctor replies, (wait for it).......







'It's the worst case of vanaerial disease I have ever seen.'

Thought he may have been a gonner ere  ;)

Oh dear !!  ;D Better get another coat ready  ;D