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Title: little johnny
Post by: bluehawk on 17 October 2009, 14:40:30

Teacher in maths class asks johnny "If I give you 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits and a further 2 rabbits, how many have you got ?"
Johnny say's "7 !"
Teacher says "no, let me explain again , if I give you 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits and a further 2 rabbits how many have you got ?"
Johnny again says "7 !"
Teacher says "No lets put it another way , if you had 2 apples and I gave you 2 more and then another 2, how many would you have ?"
Johnny say's "6 !"
Teacher says "Correct", now if I give you 2 rabbits and 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits how many do you have ?"
Johnny say's "7 !"
Teacher says "how the F**k do you have 7 rabbits ?"
Johnny say's "I've got one at home !!!!"

Title: Re: little johnny
Post by: Gaffers on 17 October 2009, 15:12:35

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Teacher in maths class asks johnny "If I give you 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits and a further 2 rabbits, how many have you got ?"
Johnny say's "7 !"
Teacher says "no, let me explain again , if I give you 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits and a further 2 rabbits how many have you got ?"
Johnny again says "7 !"
Teacher says "No lets put it another way , if you had 2 apples and I gave you 2 more and then another 2, how many would you have ?"
Johnny say's "6 !"
Teacher says "Correct", now if I give you 2 rabbits and 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits how many do you have ?"
Johnny say's "7 !"
Teacher says "how the F**k do you have 7 rabbits ?"
Johnny say's "I've got one at home !!!!"

Brill ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: little johnny
Post by: dbug on 17 October 2009, 15:50:28

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: little johnny
Post by: Ghost on 17 October 2009, 17:11:25

Good one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]