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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: threppence on 31 October 2009, 16:41:49
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
He was saved by his fall arrest harness
There was much rejoicing at HSE.
Humpty later successfully sued the King for an improperly filled out Risk asessment form.
The Pied Piper won his case against the Burgermeisters over breach of contract but was later arrested for serial child abduction.
The three little pigs could only get planning permission for 2 houses but were later able to prove that the stick house is made of wood and is classed as a temporary structure so doesn't need planning permission.
Hansel and Gretel's father quit his job as a woodcutter and signed on the dole
No longer were they poor and hungry
Wee Willie Winkie was given an asbo that banned him from the town and rapping at the windows and certainly shouting through looks,howver, his ability at rapping was noticed by a record executive and he went to a successful career in the music industry as the artist 3W.
The Grand Old Duke of York's regiment of 10,000 was merged with 3 other regiments and he went onto become an organic pig farmer somewhere outside of Tadcaster.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
He was saved by his fall arrest harness
There was much rejoicing at HSE.
Humpty later successfully sued the King for an improperly filled out Risk asessment form.
The Pied Piper won his case against the Burgermeisters over breach of contract but was later arrested for serial child abduction.
The three little pigs could only get planning permission for 2 houses but were later able to prove that the stick house is made of wood and is classed as a temporary structure so doesn't need planning permission.
Hansel and Gretel's father quit his job as a woodcutter and signed on the dole
No longer were they poor and hungry
Wee Willie Winkie was given an asbo that banned him from the town and rapping at the windows and certainly shouting through looks,howver, his ability at rapping was noticed by a record executive and he went to a successful career in the music industry as the artist 3W.
The Grand Old Duke of York's regiment of 10,000 was merged with 3 other regiments and he went onto become an organic pig farmer somewhere outside of Tadcaster.
Did you know that the BBC have recently changed the ending of Humpty Dumpty on childrens TV ?
It is now broadcast as .......all the kings horses, and all the kings men.They made Humpty happy again. Im not joking. ::) ::) >:(
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
He was saved by his fall arrest harness
There was much rejoicing at HSE.
Humpty later successfully sued the King for an improperly filled out Risk asessment form.
The Pied Piper won his case against the Burgermeisters over breach of contract but was later arrested for serial child abduction.
The three little pigs could only get planning permission for 2 houses but were later able to prove that the stick house is made of wood and is classed as a temporary structure so doesn't need planning permission.
Hansel and Gretel's father quit his job as a woodcutter and signed on the dole
No longer were they poor and hungry
Wee Willie Winkie was given an asbo that banned him from the town and rapping at the windows and certainly shouting through looks,howver, his ability at rapping was noticed by a record executive and he went to a successful career in the music industry as the artist 3W.
The Grand Old Duke of York's regiment of 10,000 was merged with 3 other regiments and he went onto become an organic pig farmer somewhere outside of Tadcaster.
Did you know that the BBC have recently changed the ending of Humpty Dumpty on childrens TV ?
It is now broadcast as .......all the kings horses, and all the kings men.They made Humpty happy again. Im not joking. ::) ::) >:(
That should say personnel :y
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Thats what got me thinking about fairytales and how they would be different.
Humpty Dumpty might also come under some regulations about the comic portrayal of the obese
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The world has gone rather mad. :'(
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
He was saved by his fall arrest harness
There was much rejoicing at HSE.
Humpty later successfully sued the King for an improperly filled out Risk asessment form.
The Pied Piper won his case against the Burgermeisters over breach of contract but was later arrested for serial child abduction.
The three little pigs could only get planning permission for 2 houses but were later able to prove that the stick house is made of wood and is classed as a temporary structure so doesn't need planning permission.
Hansel and Gretel's father quit his job as a woodcutter and signed on the dole
No longer were they poor and hungry
Wee Willie Winkie was given an asbo that banned him from the town and rapping at the windows and certainly shouting through looks,howver, his ability at rapping was noticed by a record executive and he went to a successful career in the music industry as the artist 3W.
The Grand Old Duke of York's regiment of 10,000 was merged with 3 other regiments and he went onto become an organic pig farmer somewhere outside of Tadcaster.
Did you know that the BBC have recently changed the ending of Humpty Dumpty on childrens TV ?
It is now broadcast as .......all the kings horses, and all the kings men.They made Humpty happy again. Im not joking. ::) ::) >:(
That should say personnel :y
;D ;D splendid Pete ;D ;D :y