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Title: joke
Post by: Richie London on 01 November 2009, 19:01:06

My friend Simon was in a really bad car crash, in a car driven by his uncle. Simon lost both legs.
His uncle was killed, but his legs were OK.
Because the blood groups matched, they stitched his uncle's legs onto Simon's body.
He's now known as Simon and half uncle.

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 01 November 2009, 19:22:08

Oh dear Rich, think it's time to get your coat  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke
Post by: zirk on 01 November 2009, 19:22:31

Getting your coat for you Rich.

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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 November 2009, 19:24:01

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My friend Simon was in a really bad car crash, in a car driven by his uncle. Simon lost both legs.
His uncle was killed, but his legs were OK.
Because the blood groups matched, they stitched his uncle's legs onto Simon's body.
He's now known as Simon and half uncle.

Richie should be executed ......for that joke. ::) ::) :y

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Richie London on 01 November 2009, 19:24:33

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Oh dear Rich, think it's time to get your coat  ;D ;D ;D

NO!!  :) :) :) :)

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Richie London on 01 November 2009, 19:27:23

i am going to bed in a min so dont worry, no more jokes.

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 November 2009, 19:30:12

A good friend of mine owed me £6......
Later that day ......he gave me a very poorly looking octopus.....
What is this for .....I asked.....
It's the "sick Squid"...I owe you he replied. ::) ::) ::) :y

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Richie London on 01 November 2009, 19:35:29

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A good friend of mine owed me £6......
Later that day ......he gave me a very poorly looking octopus.....
What is this for .....I asked.....
It's the "sick Squid"...I owe you he replied. ::) ::) ::) :y

thats worse than mine  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 01 November 2009, 21:57:22

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My friend Simon was in a really bad car crash, in a car driven by his uncle. Simon lost both legs.
His uncle was killed, but his legs were OK.
Because the blood groups matched, they stitched his uncle's legs onto Simon's body.
He's now known as Simon and half uncle.

 ;D ;D very good Richie  ;D :y

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 01 November 2009, 21:58:14

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A good friend of mine owed me £6......
Later that day ......he gave me a very poorly looking octopus.....
What is this for .....I asked.....
It's the "sick Squid"...I owe you he replied. ::) ::) ::) :y

 ;D ;D that's ok as well Opti  ;D :y