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Title: Me Boots
Post by: dbug on 01 November 2009, 16:04:43

A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth. Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'No Darlong.' Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for new R.M. Williams boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow, 'cause its always that way'

Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET? DO YOU?'

'No Darling', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT ME NEW R.M. WILLIAMS BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'You shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'

 

Title: Re: Me Boots
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 01 November 2009, 16:37:45

 ;D ;D ;D very good  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Me Boots
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 01 November 2009, 17:05:10

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Me Boots
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 01 November 2009, 17:31:53

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Me Boots
Post by: waspy on 01 November 2009, 17:49:06

Good to be reminded :y   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Me Boots
Post by: Ghost on 02 November 2009, 00:27:51

Great [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Title: Re: Me Boots
Post by: PhilRich on 02 November 2009, 11:21:24

Priceless! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Me Boots
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 02 November 2009, 15:16:39

Good stuff  :y