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Title: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: Bully on 06 November 2009, 12:41:09
wallmart go one step further than tesco and intoduce

http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=casket&search_constraint=0&tc=0&ic=48_0&ref=+125874.425084&tab_value=27_All
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: cruisetopoland on 06 November 2009, 12:45:03
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wallmart go one step further than tesco and intoduce

http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=casket&search_constraint=0&tc=0&ic=48_0&ref=+125874.425084&tab_value=27_All

It's because Tesco is full of coffin-dodgers!!  ;D
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: Elite Pete on 06 November 2009, 12:48:12
I told me wife to bury me at the bottom of the garden so she went and got the shovel out, I didn't mean now ::)
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: cruisetopoland on 06 November 2009, 13:04:21
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I told me wife to bury me at the bottom of the garden so she went and got the shovel out, I didn't mean now ::)

Christ, you'd need a JCB for me  ;D
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: Pitchfork on 06 November 2009, 13:13:30
Only in America!!! :'(
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: cruisetopoland on 06 November 2009, 13:18:31
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Only in America!!! :'(

Nah.  Aldi will bring out cardboard ones for £19.99 before you know it  :y
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: HolyCount on 06 November 2009, 13:28:42
Ooh . ooh ... I want one of those --- steel casket, mini subframe under the front, rear axle --- be a real head turner --- or convert one to a side car  ;D
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: Dodger on 06 November 2009, 18:44:42
How about using one as a top box!!  :o

Imagine loading all the holiday gear into one of those!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: rob in gib on 06 November 2009, 18:48:03
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Only in America!!! :'(

Nah.  Aldi will bring out cardboard ones for £19.99 before you know it  :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: cruisetopoland on 06 November 2009, 18:58:40
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wallmart go one step further than tesco and intoduce

http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=casket&search_constraint=0&tc=0&ic=48_0&ref=+125874.425084&tab_value=27_All

Would look like original equipment in the back of a black Omega estate  :D :D
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: Pitchfork on 06 November 2009, 20:12:13
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Only in America!!! :'(

Nah.  Aldi will bring out cardboard ones for £19.99 before you know it  :y
A friend of mine insisted on a carboard coffin, only problem was that it bent as it was being carried in & tore so that he fell out
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 06 November 2009, 22:15:28
I enquired about a recycable coffin with the funeral direcctors for  dads funeral and they turned out to be more than the non recycable version.....I thought bloody hell its only gonna get burnt and dad would not care less so i thought about going back to my old workplace comet and getting a samsung us f/f box...... :P
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: jonnycool on 06 November 2009, 22:37:42
Bet there's plenty of call for the 'wide load' ones  ;D
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: cruisetopoland on 06 November 2009, 22:39:32
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Bet there's plenty of call for the 'wide load' ones  ;D

Jesus, if they cremated me, I could power Birmingham for a week  ;D
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: jonnycool on 06 November 2009, 22:43:42
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Bet there's plenty of call for the 'wide load' ones  ;D

Jesus, if they cremated me, I could power Birmingham for a week  ;D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: cruisetopoland on 06 November 2009, 22:45:55
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Bet there's plenty of call for the 'wide load' ones  ;D

Jesus, if they cremated me, I could power Birmingham for a week  ;D
;D ;D ;D

There's the answer to increasing obesity and oil shortages.  Burn dead fatties  :D :D
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: jonnycool on 06 November 2009, 22:47:56
God, America could stop looking for oil mate  ;D
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: cruisetopoland on 06 November 2009, 22:52:26
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God, America could stop looking for oil mate  ;D

I was trying to work out whether we would be a zero carbon household if I they piped me back up to the gas meter at night?  I'm sure I'd get a refund  :y

Maybe I should lay off the 30 gallon of cider I have sat next to me  :-/
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: jonnycool on 06 November 2009, 23:04:48
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God, America could stop looking for oil mate  ;D

I was trying to work out whether we would be a zero carbon household if I they piped me back up to the gas meter at night?  I'm sure I'd get a refund  :y

Maybe I should lay off the 30 gallon of cider I have sat next to me  :-/
I knew my hidden talent could benefit me one day! Excellent idea  :y
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 07 November 2009, 21:26:53
If Tesco sold coffins, and you tried to buy one, they would probably refuse because they believed you were going to commit murder! ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Walmart go one step further than tesco
Post by: Dodger on 07 November 2009, 22:07:42
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If Tesco sold coffins, and you tried to buy one, they would probably refuse because they believed you were going to commit murder! ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

They'd probably need to be 'dead' sure before they served you!! ;D ;D

(would they give you double clubcard points as well) :o