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Title: Sunday Snigger....
Post by: hotel21 on 08 November 2009, 18:25:44

A man checks into a hotel while on a business trip, and was a bit lonely.

He thought of one of those girls you see advertising in 'phone booths when you're calling for a cab.  He popped into a phone booth near to the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself 'Erogonique' - a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs...... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room, he thinks to himself - what the hell! Give her a call!

'Hello,' the woman says. (God, she sounds sexy...!) 'Hi! I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one..  No, No!  Wait! I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex! I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now! Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press '9' for an outside line.'

Title: Re: Sunday Snigger....
Post by: Tonka. on 08 November 2009, 18:42:42

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: waspy on 08 November 2009, 18:43:43

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: cam2502 on 08 November 2009, 18:44:00

haha :y

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Post by: Elite Pete on 08 November 2009, 20:12:29

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: JamesV6CDX on 08 November 2009, 20:22:09

Excellent !!!!

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Post by: STMO999 on 08 November 2009, 20:27:01

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Excellent !!!!

You're a bit young for this kind of things James. Go and have a cold shower, you mucky lad. ;D

Title: Re: Sunday Snigger....
Post by: Vamps on 08 November 2009, 21:58:33

Nice one.... ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: PhilRich on 08 November 2009, 22:07:04

Excellent :y :y :y ;D

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Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 09 November 2009, 03:48:43

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 09 November 2009, 03:55:12

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good effort  :y

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 November 2009, 08:07:03

 ;D ;D ;D splendid H - truth can be stranger than fiction at times ::) :-[ ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Sunday Snigger....
Post by: kev2b4 on 09 November 2009, 17:10:31

One of my work colleagues treid catching me out in a hotel in Schevenigen- I'd checked intohotel several hours before - in the middle of a bath , phone rings - 'foreign' voice offering me all sorts of things - I said no, got dressed quickly- several minutes later - knock on the door - my mate- he did say i gave the impression i wasn't interested- so got away with that one.-usually you get more pestered in nigeria