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Title: Two married men..........
Post by: bob.dent on 11 November 2009, 13:45:14

Two married men are out drinking. One says to the other "I can never sneak into my house after I've been out drinking. No matter how careful I am my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out late"
His friend replies "
Do what I do. Screech into the drive, slam the door, storm up the stairs, slap my wife's arse and say how about a blowjob? She always pretends she's asleep!"
 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Two married men..........
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 11 November 2009, 13:59:24

 ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Two married men..........
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 11 November 2009, 14:44:06

Works everytime  ;D :y

Title: Re: Two married men..........
Post by: Ghost on 11 November 2009, 15:37:11

Good [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Title: Re: Two married men..........
Post by: waspy on 11 November 2009, 18:04:24

Good to be reminded ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Two married men..........
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 11 November 2009, 18:13:08

Excellent  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Two married men..........
Post by: PhilRich on 11 November 2009, 18:51:45

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Two married men are out drinking. One says to the other "I can never sneak into my house after I've been out drinking. No matter how careful I am my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out late"
His friend replies "
Do what I do. Screech into the drive, slam the door, storm up the stairs, slap my wife's arse and say how about a blowjob? She always pretends she's asleep!"
 ;D ;D ;D

Aint it the everlovin' truth! ;D ;D ;D ;D Thanks for a good laugh Bob :y